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The thing is, uh, I am a Red Sox fan.
The Sox are right there! The Sox are right there!
Yeah.
No.
Hey, what are you doing on Saturday?
It's official. I'm an idiot.
Oh my God, she knows my secret shame
Ben, what are you doing? It's two-hand touch. You were down back there.
- Ben. - Yeah?
Hmm? For when we go to the games together.
Yeah, but do you see him ever playing in a Yankee uniform?
That's horrible.
That teacher you talked to on the phone, about coming in, having a tour.
"It's only a game"?
We're never winning. That's the point.
Come on. You have to go. Please?
Here's a 2-0. Mueller flies to center.
- Get up. - I'm sorry about this.
He took us out to breakfast. Right now he's washing your father's balls.
You're like a man-boy- half man, half boy
Another idiot.
They're-They're very red.
- Hey. Hey. You need tickets? - Oh. You too.
- I mean, who am I trying to impress? - Hey, we're on your side.
With Johnny Damon and Trot.
we'll go to Paris, and I'll tell you there...
That's what I'm all about. Hey, what's up, Al?
I wanted to ask you if I could ask you out sometime.
has certainly taken a turn for the worse.
No, no. Hey. It's fine. It's fine.
Excuse me.
At 1:05 or at 7:05, there is a game.
that he grabbed it out of my hand, and he threw it in the fish tank.
Wasn't it you yourself that said just tonight...
Let's go, Murph. You're up.
I am the red sox
So, uh, how would you like to come?
Hey.
Every time we look for “nice” clothes in Matt’s closet:
- You know what's really great about baseball? - Hmm?
That's funny because I was gonna-
- We're going. - No. It's okay.
It's their job. It's not an obsession.
- at my first Red Sox game ever. - Really?
I mean, I'm tough. I've been through a lot in this park, man.
Just take a mulligan. Lighten up.
Groundball to the right side.
They were royalty. The elite.
Up. Okay, up.
- I sell golf carts. - Wow. Okay, that gives us nothing to talk about.
- Hey, that's not funny. That's enough of that. - But Babe Ruth was the Bambino.
where Sox fans hang-
That's the sexiest thing I've ever heard in my life.
She likewise.
- Oh! - All right, good "D." Good "D."
- Um, thank you. - You're welcome.
That's a foul.
- Eww! - That's a true story.
All right, okay, okay. I see what this is all about.
I got it.
- Hey, Ben. - Sheri!
I don't want to talk now. I'm at the ball game.
- Wow! - Yeah, baby!
Wait, wait, wait, wait. So you don't have a cell phone...
So, when do you find out about this promotion thing?
Wow. I really hit a nerve there, didn't I?
Uh, I don't know.
Oh, this is gonna be so great.
You know, they're really juiced.
- I put them on your desk, Lindsey. - Good lad. Keep me posted.
Do you have a job? Do you work for a living?
Ben, this isn't helping you.
Back! Hey, one of the 10 problems on your handout will be on the test.
Hey. Linds. Uh-
Curse of the Bam bi no.
It's over. It's finished. Bye. Wave to it. Bye, Charlie. Bye, Charlie.
What are your pet peeves? What stresses you out?
You know what's happening here? You're being colonized.
The end of a long night, and perhaps the end for the Boston Red Sox...