Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What did Dad do to his hair?

I'm really, really sorry.

I like this work.

"the Red Sox are going out on the road...

The outfield grass. Is it spongy?

It wasnt just justin Bret Lease screwed us

Mariners Baseball Every Time

Tammy won! 37' 2", the Green Monster.

But you've had the personal success, the marriage.

Yeah. No, um, there isn't actually anything I've wanted for 23 years...

is this really cool company called Marquis Jet...

All you have to do, Mr. Wrightman, is call in sick tomorrow...

that actually hit a woman.

- I got in last night. - You know Troy, Kevin and Gerard.

It's unbelievable, right? You can't even believe how-

The- The smartest, the funniest, the best-looking.

That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, get into it. Yeah! How bad do you want it?

- Oh, God! Sorry. - Oh, my God. Now my breasts are engorged.

Why shouldn't they eat?

- Hey, Lindsey! - Hi!

but fortunately she was released and she's gonna be all right.

They were great. I mean, they were the Yankees.

It sounded like you were involved with some major corporate hoo-ha.

Yes, for 27 years.

Hey. Down in front. Come on, sweetie.

It's, like, not as confusing or as ambiguous as, uh-

I'd be at the game.

you’re having a stroke good

- You're way over in center field. - I just gotta get in for a minute-

You're like a man-boy. half man, half boy

And then when this trip came up, I thought...

- What? - Hey. The only reason they're that cheap...

You made a list?

I'm Patrick. Who are you?

- But he's not 22. - So?

so he doesn't wanna know the score.

Now let me ask you guys a crazy question.

Come on! - Die, you Nazi spin-bitch.

Old men crying. Tears.

- Come on! - I promised him we'd wait.

These seats are important to you, okay? This is your summer family, your Uncle Carl.

Um, see, I didn't tell you about it, 'cause I knew you were gonna be away.

I n fact, it's the only place...

Okay. Well, you know what? I mean, we're not the first people to-

Open the door, man!

Well, it's my summer family.

- Ben, what are you doing here? - I- I wanted to talk to you. I-

So, you wanna pull the plug on this thing or-

I gotta get my life in order. Some perspective.

You are on a total power trip, you know that, man?

where I know what I'm doing.

- How you doing? Where's Teresa? - She's right here.

Hi. Would you like an omelet?

She is bringing some serious heat, man. I don't know if you got the bat speed.

and has made practical use of that education.

Oh, good! This really is your night.

something inside just shuts off.

You're like a man-boy- half man, half boy

All right. I can pack my bags. We can put some stuff together. We can make this.

I’d say jam on, sex, and breathing

*Watches Prothro clip over and over

I love you, birthday girl.

- Come on. Ow! - Shame on you.

- Yo! - Hot dogs!

We scout the players. We-We say which players they should keep...

I can always call up a rich old lady and give her some sweet lovin', you know?

We still have the wild card.

And the thing is the Sox don't just lose, they raise it to an art form.

- No, no, this is a good thing. - Okay.

We still have the wild card.

- Everyone else, this is Lindsey. - Hi.

Can you turn it up, please?

Here. Drink this when you feel like you can, okay?

- A cluster. - Yeah. Uh-

the vomit girl, the puker, Pukey.

and I'll be here waiting.