Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lindsey, do you remember that guy Maureen Durst went out with?

- I know. - You know? I already got my ass chewed out-

Remember, we got a big test next Tuesday, so st-

Let's go. Come on.

Well, that's it.

- Kick me when I'm down. That's great. - It is just a game.

And they went, and lo and behold-

Ask for Kevin, and get your first drink free.

Now I'm in love with you. I don't need this.

I have seen at least a dozen women celebrating topless in the streets.

You need to go through his closets, sofa cushions. You need to get on his computer.

- Oh, my God, Jack is leaving. - What?

One day Ben's mom says, "Enough mopin 'around, "

You understand that? This solves nothing!

- We're always waiting for him. - I gave him my word.

- Yes. To stop you. - What?

He's selling his Red Sox tickets for me.

Since I... got pregnant.

- a Red Sox fan. - Wow!

Right down the middle.

What are you doing?

Struck him out swinging That'll wrap it up.

Well, by now he should be with the wrong person.

- Mm-hmm. - This weekend? It's now?

Think about it, Ben.

And those are the facts.

- Thank you. - Yeah. Ben tapes the Red Sox games...

It's about this schoolteacher friend of mine named Ben.

Let’s get some runs!

Hey, Ump, get off your knees. You're blowin' the game!

I mean, I have a friend who is interested.

Would you please be cool?

Ezra, I need those customer satisfaction data reports.

I already know I like Winter Guy.

- Yeah. - Come on, man.

And the Yankees are three defensive outs away from the World Series.

Don, I hate to interrupt, but something is happening in center field.

It was unbelievable, man! It's the greatest night in the history of Fenway Park!

Really cute little things. I mean, little caps and little barf bags.

and Carl taught him what he knew.

The Red Sox picked up the "W." There was a scary moment though in this one in the sixth inning...

We are so not coming here anymore.

- Been divorced 20 years, still share the seats. - Really.

Audrey and Tammy, are you guys talking to each other on the phone?

- Hello? - I got it.

so you're gonna have to figure it out for yourself, and I'll call you later.

It was the best game ever. I- I can't-

I’d say JamOn, sex, and breathing

You know, this is the second day in a row you've snapped at me.

- Oh, my God. - The Buckner game?

Sorry. Sorry, guys.

anywhere, just to get the kid out of the house.

No, why? Did I look like I was just-

He is scaring the dog. How can you stand it?

The 2-2 pitch. Mueller back to Rivera.

No, no. This is crazy. I'm sorry.

Me calling Eddie

Now who is Carl Yaz-a-strezem-

Okay, I'm gonna cash in my first-class ticket and get two seats.

has tried to get a free golf cart out of me.

Uh, are you allowed to hit them?

Johnny Damon The biggest ass in the league

Get your arms through.

- Uh- - Come on. Sorry.

- and we're on our way. - Wait, it's tomorrow?

Yeah, well, not to pry, Doc, but why are you shaving my balls?

- Help me! Help me! Help me! - What's wrong?

He's not smart? He's not attractive?

You're gonna be so consumed with all of this that you won't feel neglected all summer.

Clearly it's not just a game

I don't know. You want the tickets or not?

No, I like golf. Great sport. It's just I don't really get out much, you know?

You know there are other sports besides baseball

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You got two season tickets behind the Red Sox dugout?

I told Lindsey. I said, "Her boobs look engorged. " Was Steve excited?

And she even lets me dance around in her panties once in a while. "

Every April, they're here.

That I was capable of having a passionate commitment with something. Uh, a devotion.

You have a whole not her head up there.

Excuse me. Ooh. Sorry.

- Oh, I'm sorry. - They do that, don't they? Little hats-

You start seeing things.

Damon's grand salami in game seven.

And I'm really relaxed, you know? Totally.