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Yeah, I guess so. Hey, uh-
Go, go.
because I had nothing else.
So, the 30-year-old is on course. He is the four-time-
- Who says I am? - Well, I mean, at least financially.
- Hey, you wanna know something? - What?
Never mind.
- I'll take one. - I can't split 'em up.
- They're here. - Oh, no.
Well, let's start the interrogation.
I'm not gonna have to change hi m or anything, am I?
I was there. I was 10 feet away from him.
If I ever build a time machine, that's the first place I'm going back to.
And a little something I like to watch too when I feel sick.
This is when they need me.
They play all the time.
Careful, kid. They'll break your heart.
And he can't cover his own ears 'cause he's got lobster fingers, so I do it.
but he did know the greatest place to bring any kid-
Well, the Red Sox's once-promising season...
You're a romantic.
- Huh? - That's right. I mean-
Losing the last three games, and today trailing to the Texas Rangers.
All right, are you ready?
Oh, I feel the same way to be here. I feel very lucky.
I taught the boy what I knew about the game...
- Maybe later. - Uh, okay. As I said on the phone, Lindsey...
That's sweet.
Thanks, Dad. That's really encouraging.
I'm sorry.
You want your parents to like me more than they like your brother-in-law.
He was. It's just, you know-
I won't be bringing the kids.
See, this is-This always happens. Every time I-
- Sounds like what I need. - Morning.
Um, a week and a half.
Never.
- Sorry. Knee jerk. - Ben, come on, man. The cold cuts are gone.
All right, people, let's shut your piehole and speed it back up. Come on!
Where do the Sox rank in terms of importance in your life?
Eww!
- I like you. - I like you.
Just to avoid the confusion we had last year, let me say this year...
Let's go, Red Sox!
I know why she wouldn't go out with me. She thinks I'm not in her class.
Okay. I think we have enough stuff in this closet. We can fool 'em.
No. I'm okay. I'm just gonna go upstairs.
There's some nice Pakistani cold cuts there, courtesy of Mrs. Segal.
Oh, I like that a lot. Yeah, that's- Oh!
Oh, help me! Help me! Help me! La la la la!
Mariners Baseball Every Time
Hey. Linds. Uh-
They're one game from elimination. You're becoming Winter Guy again.
Hold your horses, buddy.
We're down three games to nothing. It's 4-3.
Mueller drives 'em in.
- Hey, is this about the Red Sox? - Yeah.
Yeah, that's nice. I love it. Come on in.
Who's ahead? Oh, Tammy's in the lead.
The fire marshal had to get the- to stop jumping up and down!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't jump off a building. We're just talking.
Yankee bats have come alive tonight.
You mean 'cause neither of us are speaking?
Oh. One more thing.
We're going to opening day. It's official. We're going.
Um, I'm gonna talk to him, okay?
All right, you guys. We're almost out of time. Pack up.
- Does the guy with the big squash always sit in front of you? - He's new.
No, it's not-Yes!
I got a program. I could show you.
How about 10? How about five?
- is because it's the eighth inning. - Fine.
- Hike. - Get him! Get him!
Did you clean up my bathroom, or did I dream that?
Ben- my Ben- is selling his Red Sox seats?
- Uh-huh. - Okay.
Chris!
Look. I- I admit I should have reacted differently.
I didn't realize how big this Red Sox thing is with you.
Win or lose, it's fair. It all adds up.
Do you have any, like, pajamas or a nightgown?
Do you remember last winter?
- What are you doing? - Relax. I'm a doctor.
Oh, hi, seagull.
You know, it's pieces of us. And I got so excited.
Robin. Wait. No. I can't talk right now.
And every year I pick a few promising math students...
- My father died two years ago. - Oh, I'm sorry.
Bernie Williams is there, and the Yankees have won it.
Mommy.
8:00, Yankee Stadium. Let's get it on.
What are you buying, the stadium? Look at that thing.
- No, no, no. Look. Lindsey, I realize, like- - Ben...
or the bald anesthesiologist.
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