Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come to Washington Square Tavern on Beacon Street...

me and the girls and Artie told them...

so they'd have to buy more jets in order to meet the demands.

These guys can have whatever games they want.

Are you kidding? He ran out and bought him- her-

- Here's one. - Thanks, Ben.

Well, let's go for a coffee.

Mm, you tell me.

Yeah. Well, not really behind, like next to it. Fifteen feet away.

- 7-0. - Matsui has hit his second home run of the night.

Oh. We looked like morons, didn't we?

- Lindsey. - Ben!

It's just that, um, well, he has this tradition, you know.

Ladies and gentlemen, throwing out the first ball today...

There's something you don't know about me.

Yeah, go, go, go!

I’d say, The League, Sex, Breathing

- For your school vacation. When do you get off? - End of March.

He had a professional come in and do his closet. It's like suit, suit, suit-

We tried to get on the country club here, but it's very difficult.

- You're funny, Ben- - Wrightman.

But I got a story you don't know.

It's almost impossible. I had to call the manufacturer of my golf carts...

because that did seem special.

Oh, no. Do you have a lot of work?

because 23 years ago I was seven...

Hey, what are you doing?

- What the- - That's it.

You have a lyrical soul. You can love under the best and worst conditions.

Did you know the Titanic sank the same week Fenway Park opened?

I'm being arrested.

You know, maybe I should get a cell phone. That's a good idea.

I mean, it's a very, very big part of my life.

- Yeah? - No, I'm like a big, big Red Sox fan.

- Don't worry. Come on. Come on. - I'm so sorry.

is what I gave up for them.

Oh, you get to train with the Red Sox?

- How are you doing? - I have very exciting news. I couldn't wait to tell you.

- A doctor or you did it yourself? - Oh, real funny.

- Take off the training wheels. - Hey, I got a crowbar under the seat, okay?

You be a good boy now.

you're supposed to give 'em to the Red Sox.

But between you and me, I was ready to wash his balls.

And I always have to leave at 6:00 to be here on time.

I- I just thought tonight was so different.

Unstop... pable.

Benny? Lindsey.

Why don't you dress better?

- Steve. Molly. - Oh, thanks for having me.

Let's go. Start pedaling. Come on.

Ernie, go away.

All right. Well, I'll see you tonight then.

You know? What if I was doing charity work? Is that cool?

Hey, Zimmer, you idiot, what are you batting this bum leadoff for?

- Hey, when's your break? - Hmm?

Okay. I'll see you in a couple days. Okay?

and she calls her brother Carl to take him somewhere...

It's- It's safe.

I'll invite you to some of the games.

- Oh. - You can't buy these seats. You have to, like, inherit them.

This is Ben. I'm her houseboy/sex slave.

and rearranging them in your head to make more interesting patterns?

Get back in class. Come on.

Hey, come on! God.

No, no, no. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up.

Schilling's bloody sock in New York.

Uh, it's not like a Broadway musical where it ends with a big Hawaiian number.

But if they ever do, uh-

- Your mama says you've been busy. - Ooh.

No, it's very cute. It really is. Uh, number nine.

- You love these seats. - No. I fell in love with this when I was seven...

Yeah. That is him.

Let's get this on.

Oh, I don't know. What'd she find?

It wasnt just justin Brett lease screwed us

All right, we're almost there.

I teach honors geometry, ninth grade.

One, please. Mustard, please. Thank you. What do I owe?

They-They played hard. They did their best. Move on.

Well, it certainly got me thinking. That's for sure.

But I have a 4:00 flight that I have to catch.

Hey, speaking of baseball, Ben, wanna help me coach the J. V. team this year?

- And they're on their way. - Okay.

like, for a player to be named later.

I still have it for... whenever.

Why? What do you mean?

- Well, if you don't want me to- - No, I don't want you to.

I still don't think they're worth two Sunday tickets.

on the back of David Ortiz!

That's okay. Actually, I'm the worst. I eat off everybody's plate.

And there three members of the Red Sox are eating.

Look. All I know is, when the Red Sox went to St. Louis for the Series...

Come on! Let's get some runs! Let's get some runs!

- She was a major hottie. - Major?

This is the day we organize the whole season, who gets to go to what game with me.

- Molly. - I knew it!