Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Ben. - Hi.
- It's like you live in a gift shop. - It's worse.
I love you enough not to let you.
Are you okay?
Hello. Troy.
Don't lie to me. Right. Do you have anymore of these?
So what? They're here.
the way they are, Don, this thing's done.
Yeah, well, if the Yankees looked that good in a dress...
- What do you mean? - You have one pair of dress shoes.
It's Summer Guy that broke my heart.
She was transported to a local hospital...
It was awesome. Struck out the side.
Two large plastic bags containing all of the hair and nail clippings...
Someone who gets a boyfriend, and poof, their entire prior life just vanishes.
What? You had a 10:00 a. m. flight.
Me? No. Uh, the vomit elves came in. And, uh, really adorable.
Uh, all right. Um-
But have they ever loved you back?
- Optic? - Yeah, I saw her glance to the pants.
Why? 'Cause they haven't won a World Series in a century or so?
- You sure? - Yeah.
Hey, I asked you to behave.
Amanda likes that song, Mr. Wrightman.
Let's go, Red Sox!
So, where's he been? Why is he still on the market?
Number 19, Gabe Kapler.
You know what? I left work early...
Fever Pitch
Well, it's a really big deal in my family, because it's my dad's birthday and Easter...
You know what I just realized?
Listen. Um, you know, I saw you on ESPN.
What? Hey, I told you.
Yep, this smells like a Molly Petros Issue
We were losing 7-0 in the bottom of the ninth!
You love me enough to sell your tickets.
I date poodles basically.
Let's try to jerk one out of the park.
Hey, Rita, when did I get this message from Lindsey Meeks?
Yeah, you shouldn't.
I mean, it felt like- like we were-
That's right. Technically, if you give up your tickets...
Uh, no, please. It wasn't a big deal. You were very ladylike.
La la la la. La la la la.
- You're out of here. - Just give me a second, okay? Just give me a second. Please!
I think-
The minute I got the invitation, I had to run to the refrigerator and check the Red Sox schedule.
or the zoo or a puppet show...
It wasn't that bad actually.
Huh? Where's your stash?
I'm, like, hey, what if I had to work that night? What if I had a second job?
That was also the day I met Ben.
Will you be my forever friend? You hear that, she said yes!!
- Don't even look at him. Look this way. Let him swing. - Okay.
Ma'am, you're gonna have to come with me.
- Did you hear me? - Ben-
I -It's me. It's Ben. Your date?
And the Yankees take game one.
Hey. I didn't tell you not to go.
I don't wanna embarrass you. I'll just take this. Everyone just go.
No Red Sox fan has forgotten last October and Aaron Boone.
- Hi. Hi. - Hey.
Manny! Manny! Manny!
Oh, yeah! Yeah!
You know, you said you wanted more.
- Wow! - And I am taking vous.
- Life? - Yeah.
It wasn’t just Prothro or Florida Shula screwed him
The Boston Red Sox
- I'm Ben. - Oh, Ernie. Stop it, Ernie.
29th of May, Seattle, all right?
Gave them a model predicting the impact of every possibility.
You gotta tell me. Wait. The outfield- the grass- is it spongy?
I can put up with this.
All right, all right. I'll go. I'll go.
Hey. It's only a game.
- I let her down. - Let's go.
You're like a man-boy- half man, half boy.
- Hey. Do you want some food? - Yeah.
Who are you, Dr. Phil? Get out of here. Go hit- Go swing the bat.
It's so cute, I wanna kill myself. It's fantastic. Uh-
- Wh-What did you say? - Annie Hall.
- Robin. - No, no, he's great.
- Want a cookie? - No, thanks.
So, what I'm saying is, I think this is perfect.
- Colonel hottie. - Yeah, she went optic for you, Mr. Wrightman.
You're right, I'm an idiot. I'm about to turn 20-10...
You missed the greatest game ever!!
Hi, Mom. Hi. Listen, where are you? Can I call you back?
Wakefield.
Okay, well, I wanna see you dance for me.
All I ask for is the first Yankee game.
Her, uh-
Hey. We're friends. Okay? They'll still be in his name.
Hi.
Oh, yeah, uh, I- I gotta be honest.
A tip might be where it says "Time Called: 2:30."
You know, that- But I guess that addiction's more socially acceptable, you know.
and then some of us came back here after.
She's lying down right now.
Speech!
- which they should get rid of. - And the Red Sox ask your opinion?
It's she doesn't respect how I'm spending my time.
- All right. I'll let you sleep. - No, Ben.
Really hurt.
I'm telling you, there is a reason this Ben guy is still single.
Rivera walks Millar. Roberts pinch-runs and steals second.
I love the Red Sox. They're gonna win. All the way this year, baby!
Let me get this straight.