Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's like, Sarah, when you cut your hair off because that guy liked short hair.
Why do we inflict this on ourselves?
Extra innings again the next night.
Let me just leave you with this thought.
You don't wanna dance? I don't wanna embarrass you.
This is him, back in 1980, when he was a kid.
Hey, back off!. Back, back, back, you animals!
Careful, kid. They'll break your heart
Mr. Myerson wants to see you.
Oh, cool!
We love the Cubs, but
Actually, I bought every book they had on the Red Sox...
I mean, this thing is over. They keep swinging the bats...
You know, addresses, license plates, phone numbers- and adding them up...
Well, all the guys you date are sharp and competitive and successful.
How could you let him?
Bye-bye, Bambino.
- This is totally ridiculous, man. - I was dancing first, remember?
Nick, shut the fuck up in my backswing
You and your buddies go down to Florida for spring break? At your age?
- What do you mean? - Ben.
And I think that we should give this another chance.
I just- I got lost in the game.
Hey, anything I've said about you would be an understatement, really.
For the second night in a row, the Yankees have beaten the Red Sox.
I mean, you gotta see the big deal she's making about her friend's birthday party.
The Yankees officially clinch the division.
Actually, I'm sorry. I ate everything cool. I just left you a pile of sauce.
What have I ever given up for anybody that meant that much?
Um, you know, Ben...
The little guy was going through a tough time.
All right. Let her go, buddy.
Designated hitter. Number 18.
I have to focus on my work right now. I have to.
Honey, you're on television.
- He's so short with me. - I know. I know. But you know what?
Wait a minute. I mean, you guys are married.
To hell with the seats. They're holding champagne.
Hi.
You got it.
Okay, I've been avoiding this.
Grady Little sticking with Pedro in the eighth inning.
- That's right. - Why would I do that?
Everybody knows when you say you need tickets, means you have tickets.
And your mom's on line one.
Hey. What are you saying? I mean-
- Wrightman. Yeah. - Yeah.
The Red Sox?
"You two gotta be there to keep this thing goin'."
You're the one that told me to grow it out.
Bucky friggin' Dent.
John Jay! You got the sweetest ass in the league!
and I think I might be having his child...
Ernie! Ernie, be nice.
No. It is for me.
Hi. Al Waterman. Here, have a sponge
Yes! By- By the end, the stands were literally shaking!
I gotta be honest. This is getting me hot.
- What's up, my man? - Oh. The game.
Careful, kid. They’ll break your heart.
I mean, I wanted to wait for the right moment.
Let's hear it for Jordan Leandre.
I don't think so.
And when you were both starting out, you were the more successful one.
Summer Guy is gone.
Johnny Damon You got the sweetest @ss in the league!
Sure.
Look. If I keep these seats...
I mean, the ballpark and the people.
That's it. You're coming with me, mister.
Because I trained Carrie. I like her.
Yeah, leave me alone.
And you- Did you ever tell me what your dad does?
- Son of a- Stop ringing. - I got it.
- Okay, try to balance it. - Okay. It's-
- "Like I would really date a schoolteacher. " - Ouch.
Moments ago I witnessed a nun dancing on top of a moving vehicle.
Can I get anyone something to drink?
and they'd raise their flags and they'd impose their culture and they'd colonize.
I mean, like, I went, and I got a whole bunch of Red Sox toys...
And then we don't get home till 11:00, then you and I go at it all night...
- Since when did you stop drinking? - Yeah.
He didn't cover first.
I can tell you were sleeping, so I'll call you later.
when Miguel Tejada hit a vicious foul ball off Mike Myers...
- I'll get it. - No. I got it. I got it.
Yeah. Two minutes ago it was.
The sex is like the- Well-
No, I-I made- I have a previous commitment.
He just had to throw it away
Ben, look at you.
Mariners Baseball Every time
Um, excuse me. What time is the game over?
Who wants peanuts? Who wants CrackerJacks?