Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know why you forgot. That's all right. I bet when you talk to your friends...
- There they are. - Ben Wrightman. We talked on the phone.
Tony C., best young player in baseball, catches one in the eye at 22, he's finished at 26.
and if I still wanted to marry Scott Baio, I would think that my life went terribly wrong.
- Where'd you get this? - I- I don't remember.
It's like Robin's birthday party.
- Can I talk to him for a second? - Oh, sure.
- Thank you. - Want me to take it up?
Uh, mostly animated pornography from Japan.
"You wanna play video games or something?" I'm like, "No, I'm going out with Pukey. "
Come on, people. Talking isn't burning calories.
Hey.
He's struggling with it. He thinks he looks good.
Two minutes ago you said this was the best night of your life.
There is this European company that we're trying to make a deal with, okay?
Because I am bulletproof.
- Don't do it. - This is crazy.
No, because I'm becoming someone that I hate.
My company can run a credit check on him.
Careful kid They’ll break your heart
- What? - Colonized. It's like- It's like in the old days.
Well, what if some sudden crisis occurs...
But don't worry. You're still going to opening day.
Eighty-six years of banging our heads against the big green wall...
Socially.
Oh. Isn't that Jason Varitek?
But then I thought of a reason why I should.
Right now I think we're witnessing the largest conga line ever.
That's it! Come on! Whoo!
you call me Ben the schoolteacher, am I right?
Yeah. Why-Why didn't you say something?
Listen. You go to the games, and I'll stay at the office.
because if you didn't, I was gonna have to find three new friends.
Top drawer. Okay.
You're like a Man-Boy. Half man, half boy.
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That's an insult. Put it out.
He left me his season tickets.
It was pretty limber.
I can take this.
Shoot, I wish you would have told me. I just took a whiz in your bushes.
Fine. Hey, hold out for the Royals, huh?
If Lindsey ever breaks up with you, I'll kill her.
Sign by the red tab. Initial by the yellow tabs.
You know the best part? I can get over her because I am a Red Sox fan.
You can see right into it at a certain point. It's pretty awesome.
How has he not been tranquilized and tagged?
I didn't want to go alone, so, you know- Carrie and Ezra are here as well.
So, is the conversation over?
Johnny Damon! You got the sweetest ass in the league!
No, no, it's not like that.
Ooh, too fast? Too serious?
You said dance, I started dancing.
Swung on. A drive hit high and deep.
Pretty good-looking too.
- Come on! - Die, you Nazi spin-bitch.
known as Red Sox Nation.
I know what I'm doing when I'm here.
It's- It's not just for her, okay? It's also for me, okay?
You'll go? You know what? I have a better idea. I think I'll take him.
No, it's okay. The trip is already off to a weird start.
The grounds crew had to carry him out in a wheelbarrow.
- Uh, Patrick Lyons, this is Carrie. - Nice to see you again.
Dana Donato! You got the sweetest ass in Sunday league!
She's concussed Sam's concussed
Yeah, the Yankees have won 26.
Hardly any chunkage.
This isn't the best weekend for me. I'm kind of swamped.
- we're looking for good players. - Hi.
Definitely the best girl I've ever gone out with.
All right, here we go.
you'll be back at work on Monday morning.
No, this is beyond that. This is like a punishment from God or something.
Are you faking it? 'Cause we don't have to really do this if you don't-
This young lady jumped out of centerfield.
I mean- I mean, you were-
- Ben, focus. - Sorry.
All right, Lindsey, so what's the matter with this one?
Yeah.
Let's go, Red Sox!
1916, 1918.
Listen. I just need Chris's cell phone number.
- Hey, what's that noise? - Ben, we won! We won!
That's funny, 'cause every other guy she's gone out with...
Okay, I looked.
And this one is gone.
And that, milady, is the Curse of the Bambino.
A clean slate.
Seven.
- Whew! - Um-
- Well, what happened? - Oh, my God. She went to his apartment and-
Molly? Okay, there's another phone call coming in, okay?
Uh, I mean, I'm not about to enter any pie-eating contests.
Well, it's very hot, you know. It's Florida.