Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, all this talk about waiting is making me not wanna wait.
You see the Mariners are coming and Pedro's pitching Friday night.
All right. Go, Sox!
That's all right.
Sorry I bothered you. I'll call ya.
Well, you know, he wanted to come.
Aw, come on, Ben. The kids listen to you.
- I am the Red Sox. - You're not the Red Sox.
I would never do that.
When she wakes up, I wanna see her.
No. No, come on, tell me.
Now don't start with me. Listen, I forgot to tell you that Donna-
Show him the house.
No, No, Nanette. I would never ever see that piece of crap.
Oh, no. No, no. Of course not. No.
- Hi. - Hi, I'm Ben the schoolteacher.
- What's in the bag? - I got some, uh-
Really? Well, you work 90 hours a week.
They'll mail them to him, then he'll give them to me.
All right, Mr. Wrightman. I gotta bat.
So don't make me knock your teeth out.
He looks like a skunk.
- Um- - Maybe he hasn't found the right person yet.
Hey, hey, hey. It's not time to jump off the Tobin Bridge yet, okay?
Oh, just kill me. Just take a hammer and kill me.
Sorry, Mr. Ennis. The kids' drugs just kicked in.
I have seen police officers toasting beer with underage children.
He's holding champagne. Everybody's got a glass. I told him you're in the ladies' room.
I got another anesthesiologist to cover for me.
so please wait until they come back to die. "
Teenage drug use. That's great fodder for comedy.
Right on, buddy. Hey, Al, this is Lindsey.
That next year is the year.
- Safe flight. - Okay. Bye.
Hey, what are you doing here?
I'm gonna ask myself, "Is this the guy?"
Well, step into the light, my friend, because this is the church of numbers...
Oh, my God. What did I do?
Who did that?
Where are we gonna live? What pizza place are we gonna order from?
I love you.
Vodka martini, straight up. Three olives, please.
- I can't even look at him. - I know.
And instead of becoming more open and available, I'm becoming less open.
No. Yeah, I also- I came back because I just-
Well, nobody's really wrong in these situations.
- You talked in his backswing. Did you talk in his backswing? - Yes, I did.
WEEl in Boston, the Dennis and Callahan program.
Ortiz in extra innings.
Isn't it affecting your work?
This is, uh, controllable.
I'll be like, "Paris, whoo! I'm in. "
- We love it. - Yeah?
- This is Artie. Viv. This is Lindsey. - Hello.
What? Wait. Are you saying that she's out of my league?
- We-Then why the sign? - That's for the cops.
and when you're done with your date, we'll get married.
T o think we quit our jobs for that road trip.
Let me do it. Let me do it.
Carl, look at him. He's seven, you dope. Come here.
You're having a stroke. Good.
She wants to make the bed, so she goes to the closet. Guess what she finds.
It's not like he's playing a flute with a hatful of dollar bills in front of him.
uh, me and my friends, we go down to Florida.
Aren't those just practice games?
'Cause we could work something out.
Why? So we could both freak out?
I want my sand wedge back
Can you believe this asshole?
and seen the Red Sox dish towels and glasses and the Yankee toilet paper.
- Don't sell your tickets, okay? - That's why you ran across the whole field?
Waiting?
- Fenway Frank? - Blech.
I gotta call her. Let her know they're here.
No, I just, you know-
Oh, cool. I just wanted to know how long I gotta put up with this at the ball games.
- Let's go in there. - Two minutes!
The point is they're sending me to Paris to close the deal.
- She's not a genius, this one. - No.
We scored eight runs! Ten straight hits!
Hello? Uh, no, she isn't. May I take a message?
The Red Sox started off tonight three games behind the Yankees.
- Hi, Lindsey. - Hello.
Why am I here? Um-
- Mm, I got- - And I'm only asking...
Get him up on the shoulder there, Gerard.
losing tonight 19-8, now falling in the series three games to none.
You know what she's saying to me, Ryan? She's saying I have an addiction.
Oh. Wha-Wha-Wha- I want your job! I'm the boss!
The Yankees, Red Sox, the best rivalry in sports starts tonight.
And it's a passion.
Listen. Do we have to settle this right now? I'm with a... person.
And if Lindsey gets that too, then she's definitely the winner...
Uh, what are you-what are you, having a party?
from his entire life.
You remember the time Roger Moret went catatonic?
I'd say Red Sox, sex and breathing.
You know, he could be a deadbeat dad.