Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Now, who we pitching tomorrow? - What's the difference?
Is this amazing? Is this crazy? Would you look at these seats?
Oh, okay. That sounds good. Oops.
after 11 years of never missing an inning, to suddenly not go to a Yankees game.
Oh!
Are you feeling- Is this crazy? I mean, what are the odds?
- Troy, sit on the beanbag, please. - Hey, I started, Ben.
Ben, how do you know she'll even take you back?
because I'm tired of being the most ignorant person here.
It's Ben. Okay, go back to sleep.
Are you allowed to do that?
Everybody knows when you say you need money That means you got money
All right, the client I'm working for right now...
Come on, guys.
Okay. That's not that late. Right?
Ernie, don't eat that!
Use your brain! Oh, they're in the lead. We almost have an answer.
Hi. I didn't wanna interrupt.
Hardly any "chunk age. "
You gotta tell me. Wait. The outfield. The grass. Is it spongy?
- Please. - Hey, Ern.
Maybe I should become a teacher or a college professor, you know.
Okay, it stopped. It stopped. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
- I mean, you're not even doing it, you're watching it. " - Yeah.
Go back in and talk to him. He misses you.
Uh, number seven: I like that you drink in the afternoon.
Let's go, Red Sox!
What do you call me to your friends?
Yeah, we'll fly back Sunday afternoon, but with the time change...
Wait, wait, wait. What kind of sick? You okay? You in pain?
- She said that? - No. I could see it on her face.
Yeah, yeah, but there's more to it than that.
It's like, "Hey, how about sometimes I like to be 11 years old. "
Excuse me. Is there a ticket window somewhere?
You know what? I gave it to the lady down at the bakery.
You'll love her. This lady is a dynamo.
He's buying Ben's baseball tickets.
He's 60. It's a big psychological milestone.
Twenty-three years.
I could tell them I'm leaving right now.
Come and get 'em at Cerrone Cadillac.
All those things that you feel for that team...
Uh, we're two games out of first, with three weeks left.
Their whole life isn't out in that field.
- You were a little. - No, 'cause-
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Nic shut the fuck up
And it's like- it's like an adorable stroke victim.
All right, study, you maniacs.
- When the calendar page flips to March- - Are you interested?
And back there and back there.
Oh, thanks. Hi, Linds.
- I'm late. - Fine. Go.
I even started to lose it, you know.
- Monster? - Yep.
- Yeah. - Ooh.
You could have a lucky day, sure, but you can't have a lucky career.
And if it is, "What's this going to be like?"
and every day is Sunday.
No, I mean, their proximity to the field. This is Fenway Park.
Hi, I'm Lindsey Meeks.
It's what the players wear.
It's good for your soul to invest in something that you can't control.
Oh, you-
Oh, oh, God, that's today?
When are we gonna meet this future breakup?
- I mean she was totally- - No, no, not you. You. What did you mean?
We might have a winner! We might have a winner right here!
You know. No. They understand something that we don't.
We all thought he was great too.
You're kidding me. Now? All right, thanks. Bye.
Why don't you have a cell phone, you idiot?
In a hundred years, no team in the play-offs has ever come back from that.
30th of May, we're still at Seattle. Who wants a Sunday game?
I think there's a better approach to this whole Red Sox thing.
They... won.
- Some balance. - Hey. We've got a deal.
Uh, is- is Lindsey- Who are you?
No, I know. It's just that I hate when people-
So, uh, when they wheeled out Ted Williams at the all-star game-
Um-
- How you doing? - I'm on dialysis.
I knew you were going to wake up. In case you woke up in the middle of the night.
He fanned me with a magazine for four years when I was going through menopause.
Ben, I just got so hurt.
Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner!
Oh, it's a real ticket, but you're at the wrong entrance.
Down, set, hike.
The pretty boy with the glasses? That's me, Al Waterman. I sell sponges.
Call your mother.
I thought you weren't coming in until tomorrow. You look fantastic.
Uh, next month.