Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, so I asked for no ham, double turkey, but it looks like they gave me double ham.
Clarence, look how everyone showed up. It's amaz-
- Look, right here, go. This is it. - Thank you.
- Party? - No, it's draft day.
Uh, I- Really, I'm sorry.
- Are you okay? - Yeah. I'm good. Thanks.
And it's been a problem with me and women.
And if it gets rained out, guess what. They make it up to you.
Yes. So, um-
It wasn't just Buckner. Stanley screwed him.
You missed the greatest game ever!
You call that Yankee dancing? No, no, that's like Devil Ray dancing, okay?
because frankly the men I meet are highly-
I just wanted you to know that you really got through to the kids today.
Hey hey hey It’s not time to jump off the Tobin Bridge yet, ok
Mary, look. Merry Christmas.
Tough old guys.
See, when I was a kid, I moved here from New Jersey...
They won the World Series in 1912, 1915...
Oh- Look, look, look.
- Ow! - Oopsie.
Well, I thought you would have brought him with you.
No. You don't understand. They scored eight runs in the bottom of the ninth to win 8-7.
Lindsey, will you go to opening day with me?
Ben, come on.
Down here in Fort Myers, Florida, the story is always the same.
Yeah, actually. Do you wanna take a swipe at him?
John Olerud.
I'm sorry. I know this seems crazy, but I gotta go.
And the Mets win it!
The 0-1 is fouled off back into the seats.
DAMN IT
- Would you be selling these tickets if we were winning? - I bet you wouldn't.
Well, eventually you will.
- Nice to see you. - Excuse me.
And word is these tickets stubs are already getting $200 on the street.
You think you are dating a nice guy Till all of a sudden you find two large trash bags full of all his hair and nail clippings from his childhood
- I know. - The players are right there.
Here. It's for the urine sample.
Check's all made out.
You see that? She just grabbed Johnny Damon's butt.
Oh, I got the bat speed. I got plenty of bat speed. I could hit her best cheese.
- Well- - He's a schoolteacher.
Which means he has a small... income.
Did, uh- Did you want a baby?
You're like a Man-Boy.
Yeah, well, the one that can talk needs to say something.
Wow. Now that's the way to go.
Okay, I'm ready. Let's go meet Mom and Dad.
Well, first, thank you, Mr. Myerson.
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. Donna called.
That'll get another run across as the Yankees extend their lead.
When the French and the English would go into Asia and Africa...
And I've never really been very good at servicing myself, my job and a relationship.
I would debate you, Ed, but that would only lead to me being dragged away in handcuffs.
Oh, my God. What happened? You look fantastic!
Ben, all I got so far is the 21st and 22nd, man.
- Those kids were cute. - Which kids?
You could have gone over right there. Come on, you gotta be aggressive, man.
Let me ask you this.
And that's where the story begins.
- Ben, this is my third game this week. - Oh, no, I know that.
I am going to have to push myself really hard this summer.
You missed the greatest game ever
- My Ben? - Yes, he has been great.
She handled a project for a food service company like yours a few months ago.
That's odd.
so it might get mildly murderous around here.
Jon Jay! You got the sweetest ass in the league!
- You're sure? - Yeah.
Isn't that a part of it, accommodating each other?
Really embarrassing. Really bad.
Check in later. Okay, bye-bye.
Ever. This is like a nightmare.
But, no, you don't see us tangled up in the sheets with the Eiffel Tower in the window.
The Boston Red Sox
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Clearly, it's not just a game!
He got us a 10:00 a. m. tee time at the country club.
Back to Foulke. Red Sox fans have longed to hear it.
I know. I mean, I've been to your apartment...
- so my people aren't prepared. - Right. Okay.
- Excuse me. - Watch it.
Come here.
Yeah!
No, no, yeah, I'm not gonna feel neglected.
I tell you what. If you are not down here right now, you're missing one heck of a party.
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- You did not. - Mm-hmm.
- Okay. All right. I'll help you up. - Mm-mm.
That's right. He played for the Red Sox.
and then that's all time lost.
Okay, here we go. You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay.
No, no, no, not spring break. Spring training with the Red Sox.
It's a little like math. It's orderly.
Well-Wait. I gotta- I'm so sorry. I gotta go.
It's authentic.
And since 1918, the Red Sox have not won a World Series.
all I'll think about every time I'm here is-
Dana Donato! You got the sweetest ass in sunday league!
Uh, yeah, yeah, total. Not you so much, but-