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He used to be a smart kid. I thought he was going to go to college.
♪ I had three books ♪
There are only 15 more laps remaining.
Buon giorno!
No'? Mon dieu!
Friend of yours?
Ow!
He thinks we should have another child.
See,
Ah. I was sure I was going to get that scholarship.
I have to train.
You said you were going to give them a little pep talk.
Oh, grazie tanto, Santa Maria.
The Cutters have fallen into third place.
Dave.
Although many things can happen, as we've already seen today...
All right.
Molte grazie!
I, uh, hear you've been hot-rodding around campus again.
I mean, right now, we'd be working.
What's he doing? That guy-
Next you know
but sometimes when you're down another man can pick up ground that you've lost.
♪ Indiana, we're all for you If
[ Mike] You're a real adult, aren't you?
Moocher's dad's in Chicago. He got a job there. He's, uh-
Well, it was a good act.
Hi there! What's your major?
Dave, is Moocher home?
Team 34 has assumed the lead, coming from last position.
- Play it, Cyril! - If [ Continues Singing]
[ Groans ]
Oh, hi, Rod.
Hey!
So you see, I think you really should go.
Come on. Let's get out of here.
Nancy. Uh...
[Laughs]
[ Mike] Come on, Cyril!
Besides, he doesn't speak English anyway.
It's a duel between Sigma Tau Omega and Cutters...
You can't add or change anything.
198 laps!
- [ Evelyn ] Shh! - lazy freeloader.
[ Giggling ]
I feel lucky I'm not dead. There's a difference.
[ Man Over P.A. ] They're on the starting line.
You know, I think you're just afraid of those college guys.
♪ And blow out the lamps ♪
♪ From the A&P N
Oh, God, what did you do to yourself?
Well, your mom- [ Sighs ]
When you're 18, you get to drink, vote, and see dirty movies.
That's because he never went to college.
I won't have any “mi” in this house!
About five blocks south. Oh.
And the buildings went up.
Well, we got four. I mean, don't we?
Refund? Refund?!
[Whistling ]
[ Cyril ] Ahh! Come on in!
I only brought $4.00.
♪ J' [ Dave Continues]
[ Mike] There it is. There's his Mercedes.
Guess what. Moocher's going. Dave, you've got to talk to him.
[ Man ] A bunch of cutter kids.
- Looks like the safety inspector. - Or a union organizer.
team number 1 and team number 34...
I should've hit him when I had the chance.
As long as you're goin' out there, you might as well tell 'em who you are.
[ Mike] Campus Street Car Wash.