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Then why don't you get lost now?
At least I was once!
Just this once, Papa.
ridden on a one-quarter mile track.
[ Rod ] Come on!
♪ Whose broad stripes and bright stars ♪
What if you gave him a job?
♪ That our flag was still there ♪
welcome to today's Cinzano 100-mile road race.
What happened?
Look what happened to him.
I'm just tired of it, Evelyn. I'm tired of worrying about him.
- He's getting a job. - So?
If I wanted whistling, I'd get a bird.
♪ O'er the land of the free ♪
Goddamn see-through coffee.
I counsel peace.
♪ J' [ Organ ] [ Chorus, Audience ] ♪ Indiana, our Indiana ♪
Where are you going? I got a job in Chicago.
♪ Indiana, our Indiana ♪
I was young and slim and strong.
Yeah! Whoo!
I want some American food, damn it! I want French fries!
I didn't want you to be this miserable.
My folks said I could have some of their furniture from the basement.
[ Shouts ]
I have to go in.
Hey, uh, Dave, me and Nancy, we're going to get married.
[Chattering ]
Ciao.
Aren't you glad we got fired from the A & P?
'Course I must. Do I have any choice?
[ Dave] Mike! Mike! Hold on, Mike!
I wonder what it's like to kiss a coed. Wonder about that a lot.
I wouldn't mind thinking I was somebody myself.
Just drop that Italian shit, too, all right?
When I was 19, I was working in the quarry ten hours a day.
Go, you cutter, go!
♪ J' [ Continues ]
It's “lty” food. I don't want no “lty” food.
You were there handing out the checks.
We could always strangle him while he's asleep.
Sorry.
If [ Rock]
[ Honks Horn ]
Zucchini and linguine and fettuccine.
[ Man ] Look out.
[Scoffs] You mean you've been chasing me with this?
Well, there was no paper, but you gave me your word.
Pick it up!
Sure look like they've got it made.
One man may fall back, another may be exceptional...
It's these damn French fries. Hey, they're my damn French fries.
Well, I go back to work tomorrow.
and their head looks like the frying pan with the handle and everything?
[ Announcer On Radio ] So after 25 laps,
But, Evelyn, look what's happened to him. He's turned into an “lty.”
I can't see him!
J And the glory of old I.U. J I.U.!
I'm gonna have this out with him now!
Signorina!
.r.r [ Stops ]
They're coming to race in Indianapolis! The team Cinzano!
That's my boy!
What the hell are they doing here?
Uh, look, Mike.
I carry this with me all the time.
Come on, Dave!
I sold one of my worst cars to one of them today.
Funny shit. Funny.
Sigma Tau Omega team.
Refund? Refund?
Just a second. It's Dave Stohler from the Cutter team...
Papa, if you gave him your word, then we have to take the car back.
♪ And light my pyre ♪
And 34 wins!
He's shaving. Well, so what?
It's a beaut, right?