Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're sorry that we lied,
Ted, ted, the confederate nazi chose, and...? I...
I love that you slept with over 250 women
Ugh! Ugh!
"boyfriend" is a little premature.
Thou shalt not lie!
Hey, I gave up peeing in the shower for you.
Wow. Um, maybe you're right.
I convinced them to call me that.
We really wanted him to marry us.
But you're the reason I have to become a judge!
Oh, wow.
Start over.
We met the very first week.
But when we met with him...
Your wife deserve that, too?
So your dream job's
Pretend their beautiful story is actually your own.
Oh, yeah.
(clicks tongue) nope.
I love that we keep a running tally
Both: We've been together ever since!
Oh, wow I'm totally...
Come on.
Well, these things happen.
Prayer-five. No shouting. No cell phones.
But this isn't
You've just been "convincered."
Uncle robert died?!
Okay.