Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just relax if you have a big bill

-It's supposed to be escape-proof. -But there's a weakness.

I'll leave you. You seem to have a friendship starting.

-...anything. -Anything.

Nighty-night, boys. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Wait a minute, I'm not a troublemaker.

That's right, that's right, we bad.

Four more salads for four very hungry people who--

I gave you a $10 bill. Think I'm crazy?

Blade, you got it wrong. I'm a clown.

I thought the kid would be a little softer.

They're coming back. They're coming back.

-That's how they get the kiss-asses. -Outrageous!

Come on. Let's get out of this state before somebody changes their mind.

Later I'll show you how to lie on a stretcher...

This is bad! And you went and spread it over everything.

Excuse me, gentlemen, I just want to speak to my friend.

They accused me of robbing several banks.

He sure does. You old sly bones.

I don't think I'm going to make it.

-Yep. -Between 3:30 and 4?

Now to wrap up our day, here's the greased-pig sacking contest.

Look, Ma. I'm dancing.

He's listening to every word we say, I bet. Okay, sweetheart, here I come.

This is a different way of life for us.

-Any deaths we can celebrate too? -Don't you know what I'm saying?

-He's okay now. -I'm okay now. It's out of my system.

-This is my first frisk. -Why are you searching me?

In the Sunbelt, you just smile and they pour money out on you.

Now you know why he's our defending champ.

Stands to reason, doesn't it?

Merry Christmas.

-That's all they need. -Are you serious? Huh?

That's right, no shit. No. Try it again.

-Where'd you get him? -We'll see.

-That ain't no rodeo clown. -I know--

Alex, may I present Chico. Chico, this is Alex.

It's our featured event, the Top Hand competition.

We'll talk about that later.

-Graham's had injuries. -I've had 10 years of humiliation!

...from losing to Warden Sampson and his gorillas, because of him!

Seem to have ourselves a problem down here.

Splashing into the ocean. And the moonlight is out.

A prick? Boy, did I hear that wrong. Well, is it true you're an ass-kisser?

Got caught selling some white powder at the border.

-We have a blanket. -You serious?

-Inmates 65984 and 65985. -The New Yorkers.

If that kid's for real, he'll ride for Glenboro in the next rodeo...

-Grandma was right. Shit for brains! -Me?

The court refuses to act on the little girl's word.

Don't sweat it.

Important to you? My mother is watching over every step I make.

-Yes? -Which reminds me.

I've been here seven years, away from my beautiful Teresa.

What do you say about that, folks? He's got some cowboy in him, huh?

Congratulations! You found the word!

-...when they come to pick you up. -What?

-Is breakfast ready? -Somebody stole the toilet!

-Skip. -Hi, Nancy.

-What was that all about? -That's Jack Graham.

-He gets the best of the bull. -I don't want--