Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Any deaths we can celebrate too? -Don't you know what I'm saying?

That's right, no shit. No. Try it again.

That's right, that's right, we bad.

We'll talk about that later.

-Skip. -Hi, Nancy.

The court refuses to act on the little girl's word.

-He gets the best of the bull. -I don't want--

Got caught selling some white powder at the border.

-Grandma was right. Shit for brains! -Me?

-...when they come to pick you up. -What?

A prick? Boy, did I hear that wrong. Well, is it true you're an ass-kisser?

It's our featured event, the Top Hand competition.

-...anything. -Anything.

-It's supposed to be escape-proof. -But there's a weakness.

Wait a minute, I'm not a troublemaker.

Merry Christmas.

What do you say about that, folks? He's got some cowboy in him, huh?

Nighty-night, boys. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

-That's how they get the kiss-asses. -Outrageous!

Four more salads for four very hungry people who--

Blade, you got it wrong. I'm a clown.

Just relax if you have a big bill

Alex, may I present Chico. Chico, this is Alex.

-Is breakfast ready? -Somebody stole the toilet!

-Yep. -Between 3:30 and 4?

This is a different way of life for us.

-What was that all about? -That's Jack Graham.

They accused me of robbing several banks.

Now to wrap up our day, here's the greased-pig sacking contest.

-Inmates 65984 and 65985. -The New Yorkers.

If that kid's for real, he'll ride for Glenboro in the next rodeo...

Stands to reason, doesn't it?

In the Sunbelt, you just smile and they pour money out on you.

-That's all they need. -Are you serious? Huh?

-He's okay now. -I'm okay now. It's out of my system.

-This is my first frisk. -Why are you searching me?

-Where'd you get him? -We'll see.

-Graham's had injuries. -I've had 10 years of humiliation!

Look, Ma. I'm dancing.

Splashing into the ocean. And the moonlight is out.

I don't think I'm going to make it.

I'll leave you. You seem to have a friendship starting.

-We have a blanket. -You serious?

Come on. Let's get out of this state before somebody changes their mind.

I gave you a $10 bill. Think I'm crazy?

I thought the kid would be a little softer.

Excuse me, gentlemen, I just want to speak to my friend.

Later I'll show you how to lie on a stretcher...

I've been here seven years, away from my beautiful Teresa.

-That ain't no rodeo clown. -I know--

-Yes? -Which reminds me.

...from losing to Warden Sampson and his gorillas, because of him!

This is bad! And you went and spread it over everything.

They're coming back. They're coming back.

Congratulations! You found the word!

Important to you? My mother is watching over every step I make.

Don't sweat it.

He sure does. You old sly bones.

He's listening to every word we say, I bet. Okay, sweetheart, here I come.

Now you know why he's our defending champ.

Seem to have ourselves a problem down here.