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One joint of this put Southern California to sleep back in '65.
...Rory Schultebrand.
One thousand one. One thousand two. One thousand three. Finished!
What bargain?
You know, I'm.... I'm....
And that's just by breaking wind on them.
Maybe we're not such strangers as circumstances would imply.
Alex.
Nice to meet you. Why are you here?
Aye Boah
-Are you here for us? -I believe so.
It's okay. It's okay. You did it. You did it.
Korean, right. Jesus Christ! What's the matter with him?
Marvellous. May I have a bit more, please?
Skip.
I have to go to the bathroom. Would you excuse me, warden?
You bad, they don't mess with you.
Do you know how much money they make on it? $85,000 to $100,000.
Hello. Hi. How are you?
Whatever Bucky wants, old Bucky gets. Except for parole, that is....
You can kiss the baby.
Right.
Horny?
A rodeo clown is the most dangerous job in the world.
There was a revolution in '65. We missed it because of this.
Harry and Skip in the Sunbelt.
I came for a hernia operation. They cut off one of my nuts by mistake.
He runs the cellblock. Dope, whiskey, a woman.
Teresa....
-All right. On your feet. Let's move! -What happened?
Skip!
Every bull has a secret word that makes him crazy.
Count me in. It is divine.
-My wife, Teresa, and my brother, Ramon. -Hello.
Think this is The Count of Monte Cristo?
...and after deliberation...
Just relax. He's gonna draw Untamed in the bronc event.
He can get you anything you want. And he can get you killed.
-I'm thrilled for you. -You can taste the atmosphere.
Don't wet your pants. They have a liberal good-time program.
Oh, shit!
Skip!
All right, get in there. I'll see you in about five days, if you make it.
That's my favourite.
-We had a nice visit, didn't we? -Yeah. Mr. Barstow!
-Don't worry. -Getting fat.
I was drunk, but I'm positive I only robbed one bank. You?
-Ain't we all. -Bank robbery.
Lord have mercy! Grass!
But the cops don't know it!
Not too often. Just an occasional glass at dinner.
I hit him so hard his braces ripped his whole upper lip.
...that's one bright spot to look forward to.
What did that cop say when he grabbed your throat?
Uh.... Malt liquor.
-Hey, guys. That is yours. -Where you guys going?
When you do what A good woodpecker should
Words to live by
Okay.
-Only two? -How about a dozen on me?
Steven & Richard Bikeweek 2018
... that instead of splitting the purse as usual...
Well, I don't want anything from him.
-I'll protect you. I make him uneasy. -I wonder why.
-Hey, Rory going with you? -Try to be brave, Sweetpants.
-We don't know about banking. -We don't have to.
...could you actually become involved, I mean romantically, with a prisoner?
It's called paying your debt to society. Now, let's move!
...and a big old juicy cheeseburger on the side with a chocolate malt!
-Right. -He did this to me.
Get ready for the event that you all came to see.
No, no, sit. Sit.
What did I tell you? Okay, let's go.
They need love, affection!