Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When you do what A good woodpecker should
I came for a hernia operation. They cut off one of my nuts by mistake.
...and a big old juicy cheeseburger on the side with a chocolate malt!
...could you actually become involved, I mean romantically, with a prisoner?
Do you know how much money they make on it? $85,000 to $100,000.
-I'm thrilled for you. -You can taste the atmosphere.
He can get you anything you want. And he can get you killed.
A rodeo clown is the most dangerous job in the world.
Don't wet your pants. They have a liberal good-time program.
What did I tell you? Okay, let's go.
All right, get in there. I'll see you in about five days, if you make it.
... that instead of splitting the purse as usual...
-I'll protect you. I make him uneasy. -I wonder why.
And that's just by breaking wind on them.
Aye Boah
What did that cop say when he grabbed your throat?
You bad, they don't mess with you.
...that's one bright spot to look forward to.
Just relax. He's gonna draw Untamed in the bronc event.
No, no, sit. Sit.
Teresa....
Right.
It's okay. It's okay. You did it. You did it.
I hit him so hard his braces ripped his whole upper lip.
You know, I'm.... I'm....
Marvellous. May I have a bit more, please?
But the cops don't know it!
What bargain?
-Hey, Rory going with you? -Try to be brave, Sweetpants.
...and after deliberation...
Hello. Hi. How are you?
Every bull has a secret word that makes him crazy.
Skip!
-We don't know about banking. -We don't have to.
That's my favourite.
Words to live by
-We had a nice visit, didn't we? -Yeah. Mr. Barstow!
One thousand one. One thousand two. One thousand three. Finished!
Horny?
One joint of this put Southern California to sleep back in '65.
Not too often. Just an occasional glass at dinner.
It's called paying your debt to society. Now, let's move!
Skip!
You can kiss the baby.
He runs the cellblock. Dope, whiskey, a woman.
-Are you here for us? -I believe so.
There was a revolution in '65. We missed it because of this.
Uh.... Malt liquor.
Korean, right. Jesus Christ! What's the matter with him?
-My wife, Teresa, and my brother, Ramon. -Hello.
Count me in. It is divine.
Well, I don't want anything from him.
Harry and Skip in the Sunbelt.
...Rory Schultebrand.
I was drunk, but I'm positive I only robbed one bank. You?
Skip.
-Right. -He did this to me.
Alex.
I have to go to the bathroom. Would you excuse me, warden?
Get ready for the event that you all came to see.
-Hey, guys. That is yours. -Where you guys going?
Whatever Bucky wants, old Bucky gets. Except for parole, that is....
Think this is The Count of Monte Cristo?
Okay.
They need love, affection!
Steven & Richard Bikeweek 2018
Lord have mercy! Grass!
-Don't worry. -Getting fat.
-Ain't we all. -Bank robbery.
Oh, shit!
-Only two? -How about a dozen on me?
-All right. On your feet. Let's move! -What happened?
Maybe we're not such strangers as circumstances would imply.
Nice to meet you. Why are you here?