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Oh, shit.
That's the same cat that did me
Oh, 1 25 years. I won't have grandchildren!
... than any other prisoner in the whole system.
I thought you meant the other way.
-I want an inmate guard on them. -Graham'll watch them.
Doghouse with the wolf
Thank you.
-Aren't you forgetting something? -What?
Blade....
Can he keep it up? We're gonna all find out...
Why don't we give the cash to the prisoners?
Thank God. There's some humanity in this place.
Just one more day. I was beginning to get into myself. Be a pal.
...and remembering them for the time he prances on your head.
That's why I want to get out of here. Let's go. We can head out West.
The little guy needs money. The big guy needs a two-by-four to his head.
They said I didn't need it.
We glimpse their bodies when the moonlight hits their breasts.
-Sir, how come--? -Shut up, asshole, and move out!
I'm fine. I wanted to see what it's like to get thrown.
I was hoping for volleyball or tennis.
-How'd that make you feel, Mason? -Mean. Very, very mean.
-Would like to-- -No.
Harry, I got fired today.
I don't want you to get me no cheeseburger.
Let's go, Mayor Koch. And you too, Count Basie!
...there's a little car with midgets....
Goddamn!
I'm telling you, I am.... I'm thrilled.
... whether it's luck or if he's really got some redneck in him.
That boy is very confused. Straighten him out!
I'm amazed at what's crawling in our soup.
-Harry, it's all right. -I can't take it! Mama!
-Oh? What kind of deal? -I want my own team.
We have an annual prison rodeo we're awfully proud of.
That's a real woodpecker.
Could you go for that?
And I want a bigger cell with better ventilation.
-Is he talking about a jailbreak--? -You bet your ass.
-That's ridiculous. -Put that on your list.
I'd love to talk with those fellows. I want to try and capture their rhythm.
-My wine magazines came? -No, it's better than that.
-Looks like trouble. -What happened?
-He'll try to kill you in the chute. -I don't think so. I'd love to try him.
...you want to put some real money down?
He's the one that gets closest to the bull.
In Texas, they run an honest rodeo. The prisoners keep the prize money.
Listen, I know this is a delicate situation.
Henry, one way or another, I'm gonna cover that bet.
Remember the little girl in the bank? She's ready to swear...
How would you like an old-time prison funeral?
... on their way to a singing contest in Las Vegas.
Try two level.
I'm getting out next year, but I don't care.
Did you get it?
And I'll have a little fraction more of that wonderful salad.
-Tell me about the job opportunity. -It's in banking.
Let's go.
My back hurts, fellas, I'm gonna have to drop out.
Can you get your staff to track down those guys who really pulled it off?
Aren't you amazed at the quality of these vegetables? ln a prison?
This state gives long sentences, especially for bank robbing.
You kill me.
I shoot firecrackers off...
Kick in the nuts! You're fantastic. The way you can switch characters.
...are the prison romances that sometimes spring up...
I am more or less familiar with the case.
Right on.
The most wonderful thing just happened.