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Thank you.
Harry, I got fired today.
They said I didn't need it.
I'm getting out next year, but I don't care.
-I want an inmate guard on them. -Graham'll watch them.
I shoot firecrackers off...
-Looks like trouble. -What happened?
I'm amazed at what's crawling in our soup.
My back hurts, fellas, I'm gonna have to drop out.
This state gives long sentences, especially for bank robbing.
Oh, shit.
-Harry, it's all right. -I can't take it! Mama!
That's a real woodpecker.
Doghouse with the wolf
I'm telling you, I am.... I'm thrilled.
That boy is very confused. Straighten him out!
... whether it's luck or if he's really got some redneck in him.
You kill me.
Henry, one way or another, I'm gonna cover that bet.
-He'll try to kill you in the chute. -I don't think so. I'd love to try him.
I'm fine. I wanted to see what it's like to get thrown.
I am more or less familiar with the case.
In Texas, they run an honest rodeo. The prisoners keep the prize money.
I'd love to talk with those fellows. I want to try and capture their rhythm.
Blade....
That's the same cat that did me
...you want to put some real money down?
Can he keep it up? We're gonna all find out...
Right on.
-My wine magazines came? -No, it's better than that.
The most wonderful thing just happened.
...are the prison romances that sometimes spring up...
Listen, I know this is a delicate situation.
And I'll have a little fraction more of that wonderful salad.
How would you like an old-time prison funeral?
-Is he talking about a jailbreak--? -You bet your ass.
Try two level.
Can you get your staff to track down those guys who really pulled it off?
Kick in the nuts! You're fantastic. The way you can switch characters.
Why don't we give the cash to the prisoners?
I was hoping for volleyball or tennis.
We glimpse their bodies when the moonlight hits their breasts.
Oh, 1 25 years. I won't have grandchildren!
The little guy needs money. The big guy needs a two-by-four to his head.
Just one more day. I was beginning to get into myself. Be a pal.
He's the one that gets closest to the bull.
...and remembering them for the time he prances on your head.
Goddamn!
...there's a little car with midgets....
-How'd that make you feel, Mason? -Mean. Very, very mean.
Remember the little girl in the bank? She's ready to swear...
... on their way to a singing contest in Las Vegas.
-That's ridiculous. -Put that on your list.
I don't want you to get me no cheeseburger.
Could you go for that?
-Aren't you forgetting something? -What?
... than any other prisoner in the whole system.
That's why I want to get out of here. Let's go. We can head out West.
Did you get it?
We have an annual prison rodeo we're awfully proud of.
-Tell me about the job opportunity. -It's in banking.
Let's go, Mayor Koch. And you too, Count Basie!
-Oh? What kind of deal? -I want my own team.
Let's go.
And I want a bigger cell with better ventilation.
I thought you meant the other way.
-Would like to-- -No.
Thank God. There's some humanity in this place.
-Sir, how come--? -Shut up, asshole, and move out!
Aren't you amazed at the quality of these vegetables? ln a prison?