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All they need is someone to talk to them gently, with compassion.
Where there's human feelings. Tenderness and kindness.
You ought to go over there. They're gentlemen, they'll understand.
-Short-ass son of a bitch, ain't you? -Oh, I'm a short son of a bitch.
-You're not to be to the side of it. -Sorry, mistake. Won't happen again.
The little man had the contact. He got his point across.
-There they are! The New Yorkers! -Can we help?
This is what i want for lunch Ekene
Harry, I have something very important to tell you.
Give me the 5 back, please.
-Okay. Okay. -What is he talking about?
What baby is that, sir?
You're peeing on me.
Nothing I can do now.
-How's that? -That's it.
-You put this in the veal? -And the soup.
There's a raunchy strip joint where tattooed guys hang out.
Hello, Wally. How's your team look this year?
You leave my socks alone, man. Stay out of my face.
-I'll wash your socks. -Don't wash my socks.
Can't you just cut through all this garbage?
If the bull rider is in danger, he's got to protect him.
Harry. This is fantastic!
I should've told you. My mom was a veterinarian.
-They'll bring your hat to you. -Don't worry.
-No, they caught the other two guys. -Thanks to Meredith.
That's our boy, baby! That's our boy there!
-Hi. -Hi. How are you?
I saw you do a scene from Romeo and Juliet.
Aren't you rushing a bit?
PhinisheD!
No, I didn't think so.
There ain't gonna be any push. I was ready for this.
Maybe after they hit him a few times.
And by white powder, I don't mean talcum powder.
... Iast year's runner-up is getting set in chute number five, Ringo Stapelton.
This is '65 African gungi from the motherland.
I had my appendix taken out already. I had my appendix taken out. Help!
Well, what about Jack Graham? His knees have mended.
We don't have a few days. Stock's delivered. The contracts are out.
-No, sir. It doesn't belong to me. -Yes, sir. What are you doing?
When you flock to the Glenboro Savings--
The winner, and champion for the sixth time in a row, Caesar Geronimo.
Natural, robust, open, carefree...
-What do they put in the dollhouses? -Guess.
Why so early?
All right! That cowboy must have some real strong glue in the saddle.
You know, people see movies about prison life...
Grossberger.... Grossberger....
My mother was shorter than him.
... is snatch a little sack of money between the horns of a bull.
It doesn't.... Don't.... Just doesn't....
-You can talk shit. -Okay, picture this.
Harry's a little nervous, and I am a little bit too.
This filthy, roach-ridden reality is inspiring.
Harry, listen to me.
They scare everybody by threatening to deny their parole.
No shit.
The machine's fine. You want to try it?
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! That boy's lost his mind.
Thanks.
Considering the ruthless nature of this crime...
You know, I've never felt like this before.
Hello? Mr. Len Garber, please.
I'm a little nervous. Did you sleep any better last night?
All you have to do to win this event...
You know, I'm working on a new play, and I just wondered...