Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...riding a bull that nobody can ride for more than 3 seconds.
Get down on the floor.
Now, we have made your preliminary bid for retrial and....
Harry, guess who's here? How's my best--?
Operator? Please get me the sheriff's office. This is an emergency.
When you're ready, we'll go over them.
...uninhibited, healthy.
I'm Skip Donahue. I'm from back East.
Lay off. The man's doing what he's got to. They were gonna cut his nuts off.
Say what?
-What time is it? -4:30.
-A tall, black man-- -Sir, we didn't--
-But I think it might be arranged. -Good.
Do you really want to hurt this man?
I love this place! I'm thrilled here, Harry.
Do you see what can be accomplished if you get people to make real contact?
-I got fired. -You got fired?
You get a little overprotective sometimes. Okay, where's that sucker?
Considering the arguments presented by both counsel...
My Mantra
-Where did you get this? -Out of your bag.
...in the custody of the commissioner of the Department of Corrections.
-Then your ass belongs to me, got that? -What about balloons and stuff?
I feel terrific. Thanks, cap. Wow! What a lucky guy!
-Our lawyer told us to come up-- -I know I didn't.
-What you up for, Sweetpants? -We're innocent. I swear we are.
Some son of a bitch put a lock on the gate!
Please, just this once.
-Come on down, got your Coke here.... -Peanuts, popcorn....
-What did he say? -I don't know what he said.
...between inmates and girls from the outside. Sometimes beautiful girls.
Skip, please.
...it's hard to get the real flavour of what it's like.
Even if it means getting his ribs pulled out!
-Get rid of them. -Maybe we can meet for lunch.
Be a smart bird too
-It ain't oregano. -Oh, my God!
Ride that son of a bitch!
Maybe we're not.
-You okay? -Yep.
I can't exploit animals, she'd roll over in her grave.
I'm not trying to be a pest. I know you're an actress.
The worst kind of bull is the one that won't do nothing.
-I'm sitting back there. -Nancy, hello.
-I will. Unnecessary violence. -See what they did to him?
My Mantra
...between the horns of one of the meanest bulls around.
What about my opening night?
Well, how have you been getting along?
-Nancy is a fascinating girl. -Yeah.
-That's what I'm trying to say. -Let's go!
Come on.
Ride it, Skip!
Me and my buddy-- My buddy and I just rolled into town.
And then head for Hollywood. That's the place for us. Picture it.
Oh, that's all right. Hit him again, Harry.
I think this is gonna be our lucky town.
Hey! My back! My 1 1 -year-old back problem is gone.
Okay. Thank you.
Neither am l.
You'll save money Knock on wood
-Us? -Yes. You got it on the first try.
-Who are you? -Skip Donahue. I'm a playwright.
The day I met you and Sweetpants was my fifth appeal hearing in six years.
-What you in for? -There's gotta be some confusion.
-How'd you get out? -We busted out.