Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-We're in prison. -Welcome to the real world!
I'm not. It's fighting me.
But let's talk a little sense.
Would you mind looking at some mug shots?
I guess I can wait seven months.
-He here for rehabilitation? -He threw the chaplain through a wall...
I wonder what triggered all that violence. He seems so gentle.
Donahue!
... which is why Bucky has more friends among the inmates...
Welcome to the desert. But I don't see no naked women.
Alex. And you, sir?
Sends him into his wildest ride.
The Sunbelt's history is written on their faces.
Sir, help me! Please! Help!
Excuse me. Could I please--?
Right. Now, let's practice trying to sucker the bull out of the chute.
I don't want a cheeseburger. I'm watching my weight.
I don't know about the bottom part, but I agree with you on the rest.
And whichever inmate grabs the money is the winner.
-I don't want to discuss my nuts. -Work your tail off...
Turned me down.
That means he's pooping
-Has Grossberger been farting on you? -Settle down, Wilson.
-It's a nice day for it, ain't it? -Sure is.
-You gave me a buck, not 10. -Bullshit! I gave you a 10!
By the way, sir, what is your name?
-But you're free! -You're damn right!
Third up, out of chute number four, is the Glenboro Prison entry.
-I hope you're enjoying this shit. -What are you doing?
...the court said that her information doesn't justify a new hearing.
-See you later. -Don't touch.
I wouldn't sit with him, and I killed my stepdaddy.
A little between nightmares. The walls close in on me.
Here are the ideas I mentioned. Why don't you chew on these?
We watch those breasts bounce gently to and fro.
Skip! Skip! Are you all right?
Me after they lift the quarantine.
You want to know something that's always fascinated me...
For the first time in our lives, we're free.
We'd like to touch-- I think I speak for Harry.
Let's get out of here! Come on, Silver! Harry, I'm freaking.
You love New York?
How do you do, sir? Very nice to meet you.
... doing time for making a withdrawal without having an account.
-Hey, home, get down. -Hey.
You son of a guns!
Well, listen to this. Warden Beatty has just informed me...
Next up, five-time winner and current champion, Caesar Geronimo.
Oh Shit, they’re trying to kill mee
Is that your van?
Okay.
He's joking. He means we didn't do it. We didn't do it.
The difference between this and Juliet is fabulous.
Listen. A kid tried that on me once at Camp Minikani in Vermont.
-Oh, shit! -Oh, shit!
-What about our appeal? -Appeal? Rory, tell him about appeals.
A Place in the Sun with Elizabeth Taylor and Montgomery Clift?
-Where the noise is not so loud. -You wanna leave New York? Broadway?
Johnson's on a hunger strike. They're force-feeding him to keep him alive.