Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, it's me.
Why do they find terrible places and go live there?
I'm getting divorced.
- You're acting like a four-year-old! - Just jump to me!
I mean...
so neither one of us takes direction very well.
If it's a guy in the band, keep it simple.
She looks like she's been brained by a baton a few times.
Too long a pause.
and then finally they will have won.
You grew up in the Rockaways.
Oh. Where is he?
Get in your car and drive to Manhattan.
gonna be a real treat.
- I know. - I'm just very hot here.
You were clearly on the edge of your seat.
I'm gonna get a cab.
A female Mountie? I didn't know there were female Mounties.
Turn me around. Turn me around.
We will be flying in planes.
What am I doing offstage?
Did we settle on that or are we still pitching?
So, Abe, now you're lying to us?
I haven't been anywhere near the beach and I have sand in my ass.
Uh, hey, can we talk about the size?
♪ What a rare mood I'm in ♪
to know the weather, they can look outside.
You can do an entire act on that completely asinine...
with your host, Bud Collyer!
Okay. You're right.
About Sophie.
Yep, Sophie, right here.
♪ It's near beyond the moon ♪
Marjorie Merriweather Post.
.
so I can drown myself?
- Or I'll marry you. - Ho-ho.
of the Upper West Side?
♪ Whisper a little prayer ♪
- Hello. I'm Miriam... - Got it.
What was I doing at 18?
No! No, stop. No serving.
but Zsa Zsa drank it.
My mother still hasn't heard he's gone,
♪ Somewhere ♪
And now they're telling me our opening date isn't flexible.
All right, this is me.
They're actually here now since they can't stand them,
♪ I'll always love you, darlin' ♪
How can you tell?
about my parents tonight,
Every joke I missed.
- It's in the Torah. - Wow.
The comparison to William Frawley
but here's the emergency exit layout,
I do.
I heard Shy was in town,
Uh, no, this is my hotel.
You relax, shower, order room service,
You can't ask me from there?
♪ Just like a Manhattan ♪
I did not know that.
Oh. God bless you, sir.
Swimming's fun. It makes your tush tight.
and he said it was okay.
I am insured.
Me, either.
Chicken soup, tomato soup,
♪ No, I never heard it at all... ♪
Paint... that.
and you forgot, but since you agreed
The guy in charge is a pain in the ass.
like I'm insane because I live here with you in this house!
Thank you for the room.