Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm guessing you're more of a "wooden horse with a wig" kind of family.

I guess Santa paid attention to how good you were this year, huh?

These were John Lennon's glasses.

This is the theme song from the movie Octopussy.

Just like in the movie.

Screw you, pal. I belong to John Bennett.

while singing some creepy Victorian nursery rhyme.

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So, talk to me, Johnny Quest. How are things with you and Lori?

I know what you did with Ted wasn't easy,

Come on, Robert.

I told him to bail on you that night at Rex's and he said, "No."

most wonderful thing I'd ever seen. Ever.

John, I look like something you give your kid

there is a shit on my floor!

Look, I'm going to cut the shit, here.

and he couldn't wait to tell everyone the good news.

That's a nice fucking example you're setting...

Fuck you, Shoreman!

yeah what ever thanks for pearl harbor

Yeah, I'm guessing you guys don't have a PS3.

A cushy, $38,000-a-year branch manager

Are you sure you want to Spartans Tonight We Die In Hell? If You Spartans Tonight We Die in Hell Now. Tap Continue to restart at this level.

I Don’t Have To. I’m A Freaking Teddy Bear.

has an extremely broad definition.

Now, I have to give you an ouch.

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why the fuck would she say that

Hey Teddy Bear Are You? Are You All Right?

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You're my best friend, John.

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

I GOT FUCKING WASTED LAST NIGHT.

How long have we been saying we were going to...

Besides, what if he chose Ted?

I'm with Lori here. I'm already on probation.

Get lost, Bennett!

I’ll pick you up at 8:00.

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

He rocks his I ROC Z, he rocks it well

Where's my ring, motherfucker? Stop it. Come on!

John, I need a man. Not a little boy with a teddy bear.

Fine, John, but this is, I swear to God, your last chance.

that's a weird fucking question

Okay. You hide first.

No, that doesn't work.

Illumination! Illumination!?!?!

(DOORBELL RINGING)

Let's all be best friends.

LORI: All right, here we go.

Look, the point is, you're blaming me

Really? Because that's not what I heard. That is not okay.

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Did the whole place for $47.

Just grab your thunder buddy And say these magic words

with some people at my apartment.

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Johnny. It's me.

Why did Mario helps Steven future saved the day

Just give me the car keys.

Shit, I got to get to work!

I will, sir, I promise.

Tundra buddies for life

Because of that, I just lost the love of my life.

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What's your opinion on The Boys? My opinion: It's awesome

I fucked her with a parsnip last week

A professional NFL player is called upon to save the world.

Are you okay? (GROANING)

Tell him we said…

and this is Patty Peterson.

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But I made friends in the line.

I gotta cut out for a bit.

We better start doing stupid shit.

after you insult the admiral Im promoting you

You coming down?

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(JOHN SOBBING) Why are you crying?

Do I need to wash my hands before I play this game?

My dick is squished by the TV.

You were just wonderful.

Huh? Meat hole? What?

Why, what's going on?

I have to say, I've been following you ever since I was a young boy

Look, I'm only saying this because I love you.

NARRATOR: John was just about the happiest boy in the world

Illumination! Yeah illumination!

I'm just trying to find a way to keep you both in my life.

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I have so much teddy bear paperwork I have to get to, it is sick.

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Go on, spark it up.

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Ow! I hate that word!

Is that a Flash Gordon ray gun,

For God's sakes.

I'm not going to wait any longer for my life to start.

eventually, nobody gives a shit.

the boys sucks! final destination rocks!

Ted, you mean everything to me, and so does Lori.

I'd chew it off to get you free.

"Or is the floor on the shit?" is what Kierkegaard would say.

Just to be clear, I'm not embarrassed.

You know what? I don't feel like talking to you about this.

Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite some time.

(LAUGHING) Right? Yeah, she gets it.

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He thought ALF was Jewish for some reason.

Hey there, fella. How are you?

You can't get me, thunder 'Cause you're just God's farts

This bullshit! This all bullshit!

Okay, now you count to 100, and then you try to find me, okay?

and beat up the Jewish kids.

Come on, I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin.

Are you kidding me?

She's making you do it, isn't she?

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(BRAKES SCREECHING)

Oh, my God! He's going to jump! Get closer.

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You're my best friend, Sam.

Tom Brady could do that. Tom Brady could do that!

Old Tom Brady could do that. Old Tom Brady COULD do that

Please play nice.

Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did!

Whoa, whoa! Stop, stop! That's them, turn around!

This is the American fantasy, right here.

By the power vested in me

Fucking kill yourself bearglove you fucking cunt!

NARRATOR: John became instantly attached to Teddy.

but I don't want you to do that.

Candy better be alive you sick bitch

Ow! Fuck! Cocksucker!

Really? Well, isn't that exciting.

I don't give a shit because is 2 $99 you ask me I say no.

Oh, man. Here, let me get you some ice.

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you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places

Dude, I got 10 minutes. Where's Flash Gordon?

Yeah But You Have No Skills

Teddy Rux-fucking-pin

Dude, one man to another. I got you on this.

Son of a bitch!

That must have slipped through the cracks.

Oh, jeez, here we go.

The night we met.

How great is this? The four of us out to dinner.

But I'm talking about a mature relationship, Lori.

Encesta Karem!... Encesta Karem!...

(MOUTHING) Tom Skerritt! Wow!

Lori, wait, please.

Is that a shit?

When your husband is bringing his brother to Alaska and is excited to show him a good time, but you know he doesn’t like any of that shit

merry christmas you fucking whore! now lets fucking fuck you bitches!

TED: That's my bad. I was sending a tweet.