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I'm sorry to bother you

and Cherene's pretty ballsy.

Thanks for getting our hopes up and taking a giant shit on us.

He said "no," he was going to stay there with you, and I twisted his arm, Lori.

No, not really feeling up to it.

Then at 10:55 got a text from the same person saying, “thanks”

Can you call him back?

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

It's all right, go, go, go. I'll pull out of here.

through the power of wishes.

...a shit on my floor.

Stay here. Just stay there! No, John!

Okay, be there in a second, baby.

Okay, come on. Ever!

Oh, I'm all right. I'm just getting used to things, that's all.

Come on, it's not that bad.

Hey, Johnny! Total T.J. Hooker, right?

Lori, I've wanted to give this to you for a long time.

(SINGING) Flash!

Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to.

Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm?

(ENGINE REVVING)

and bring a friend up to the stage.

It'll be great when it's furnished.

Just go out with me one time.

Nice. Good, huh? Good job.

Hello? Hello, John?

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And he said, "No."

That’s a weird fucking thing to say

Yeah, she's pretty shook up.

Cocaine, right?

vete no quiero hablar contigo

Really? 'Cause that's not what I heard.

They must feel awful. The live ones must feel awful.

Thank you for being so honest.

Well, that's... It's a factor.

In Ted, John says he wishes he had gotten a Teddy Ruxpin instead of Ted when angered at one point in the film.

John, Flash Gordon was the most important influence of our formative years.

But I want to wait until I get you something really special.

Hey! Leave her alone!

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Otherwise, where's the challenge?

Go to your room right now, and sleep until you have learned your lesson.

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

mas mas dame mas asi oh

so you can pay for an apartment.

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why the fuck would she say that?

What do you got there?

God, there are some fucked-up fish out there.

Listen, speaking of classy,

It wasn't my fault for killing Tadashi. But he's kind of dead or something.

And then when we saw it fall from the tree,

You promised me this was about work.

that changed his life forever.

Did you hurt your head?

Thanks so much for coming.

as someone who's not a teddy bear, i could say that

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The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill.

You can put the ring in her ass let ger fart it out

in the audience who he loves very much.

Come on, dudes. Don't tell me you never done it before.

(BOTH IMITATE FARTING)

Trust me. I love you.

on top of the produce that we sell to the public.

I've been bumming around with Ted too much. I know that, too.

Thank you for creeping up my night.

All right, here's your keys, your rental agreement,

Mom, Dad, guess what. My teddy bear's alive!

I could kick your fucking ass.

You have to understand, I had no friends before he came along.

papa stone *could* do that!

It's okay, I'll drive you. I feel fine.

I thought the fireman stuck his own finger up his own ass.

(IN BOSTON ACCENT) Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! Harder! Harder!

and that humanity can no longer fulfill its desires

Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did!

Fuck it. Bring it in. Come here.

and we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coatroom.

All you've got to do is not fuck up.

Hey, Alix, what's up? You get in the club last night?

I know. Try not to get lost. Come on in.

But as long as he's got his teddy bear,

Breanna, Amber, Sabrina, Melody,

He's the only reason I ever gained any fucking confidence.

You know what, I think I, too, want a Martina Navrati-brewski.

No, I can't do that. That would devastate him.

I'm 35 years old and I'm going nowhere.

Yes! He did it!

My buddy's in town with his cousin,

Chuck E. Cheese’s is a natural and nasty on Spotify Where a kid can be a kid

He rocks his I ROC Z, he rocks it well

Sounds good to me.

it was actually really unfair of him to embarrass you like that.

so we can give ourselves a chance without him.

Why the fuck would he say that?

Connor All you gotta do is not fuck up

You know what? Fuck you. I don't even want to talk to you.

See? There, proof. Garfield's eyes look like a pair of tits.

Lori, why don't you like me? Ugh!

This is Jared. He's the guy who beat me up.

Thanks, man, it's all IKEA.

Couple of Brew-stoyevskis?

Bring it in, you bastard. Come on.

Because I'm only going to need one.

So you think you got what it takes?

Flash Gordon. Quarterback, New York Jets.

Jesus fucking Christ!

Thank you for creeping up my night

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

He's going to sing a song to a special lady

That's 'cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box.

someday, there's going to be a ring in there.

Teddy Rux fucking Pin! Who's Pin? Pin: Hi, I'm Pin, and I don't think this is an okay situation, quite frankly.

I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.

Tom Brady could do that.

John, it's almost 10:00.

Yeah, I know, right?

I'm going to name you Teddy.

All I ever wanted was you, John Bennett.

Tadashi Hamada, Gogo Tomago.

I saw you on television.

You can put the ring in her ass, let her fart it out.

So I’m a little beep up

You want to come over and catch a buzz?

(SIGHS) All right.

Why did you have to take it there?

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?

when I was eight years old.

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Give it a couple of hours. You'll be golden, Ponyboy.

SMASH BROS MARIO MAKER FURRYING GAME!

That special time of year

(TIRES SCREECHING)

I wish i had just gotten a Rocky Rodent.

fuck this movie team america world police is way better than ted

Jesus, this is weak.

You guys know Lori and Jim, right?