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Jesus fucking Christ!

Thanks for getting our hopes up and taking a giant shit on us.

it was actually really unfair of him to embarrass you like that.

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

You have to understand, I had no friends before he came along.

so you can pay for an apartment.

Flash Gordon. Quarterback, New York Jets.

(BOTH IMITATE FARTING)

Hey, Johnny! Total T.J. Hooker, right?

(IN BOSTON ACCENT) Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! Harder! Harder!

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

So I’m a little beep up

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

Hey, Alix, what's up? You get in the club last night?

vete no quiero hablar contigo

You want to come over and catch a buzz?

Can you call him back?

Caillou Gets Fucking Grounded

Did you hurt your head?

All I ever wanted was you, John Bennett.

No, not really feeling up to it.

Listen, speaking of classy,

Tadashi Hamada, Gogo Tomago.

Oh, I'm all right. I'm just getting used to things, that's all.

In Ted, John says he wishes he had gotten a Teddy Ruxpin instead of Ted when angered at one point in the film.

I wish i had just gotten a Rocky Rodent.

All right, here's your keys, your rental agreement,

someday, there's going to be a ring in there.

He rocks his I ROC Z, he rocks it well

So you think you got what it takes?

Thanks, man, it's all IKEA.

What do you got there?

You can put the ring in her ass let ger fart it out

You guys know Lori and Jim, right?

That’s a weird fucking thing to say

Cocaine, right?

Why the fuck would he say that?

You know what, I think I, too, want a Martina Navrati-brewski.

Yes! He did it!

and that humanity can no longer fulfill its desires

(TIRES SCREECHING)

But I want to wait until I get you something really special.

I know. Try not to get lost. Come on in.

Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did!

and Cherene's pretty ballsy.

when I was eight years old.

No, I can't do that. That would devastate him.

And he said, "No."

I'm going to name you Teddy.

All you've got to do is not fuck up.

Come on, it's not that bad.

Mom, Dad, guess what. My teddy bear's alive!

It'll be great when it's furnished.

Fuck it. Bring it in. Come here.

And then when we saw it fall from the tree,

Fuckingstop! Evclcl

I saw you on television.

and bring a friend up to the stage.

John, Flash Gordon was the most important influence of our formative years.

in the audience who he loves very much.

through the power of wishes.

(ENGINE REVVING)

so we can give ourselves a chance without him.

It's okay, I'll drive you. I feel fine.

Tom Brady could do that.

That special time of year

and we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coatroom.

Thank you for creeping up my night.

You promised me this was about work.

on top of the produce that we sell to the public.

But as long as he's got his teddy bear,

God, there are some fucked-up fish out there.

You know what? Fuck you. I don't even want to talk to you.

That's 'cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box.

Walt Disney Pictures presents Pixar Animation Studios Short Films Collection. For the first time together. On Disney DVD and High-Def Disney Blu-ray.

Trust me. I love you.

Thank you for being so honest.

It wasn't my fault for killing Tadashi. But he's kind of dead or something.

The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill.

Sounds good to me.

Nice. Good, huh? Good job.

Fuck Shit Bitch Faggot Cock Dick Penis

Yeah, she's pretty shook up.

This is Jared. He's the guy who beat me up.

Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?

Otherwise, where's the challenge?

Just go out with me one time.

(SINGING) Flash!

Teddy Rux fucking Pin! Who's Pin? Pin: Hi, I'm Pin, and I don't think this is an okay situation, quite frankly.

They Save-Ums! May 18 2029 Ranted R

Jesus, this is weak.

They must feel awful. The live ones must feel awful.

Couple of Brew-stoyevskis?

You can put the ring in her ass, let her fart it out.

mas mas dame mas asi oh

Come on, dudes. Don't tell me you never done it before.

Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm?

Thanks so much for coming.

I could kick your fucking ass.

John, it's almost 10:00.

He's the only reason I ever gained any fucking confidence.

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

(SIGHS) All right.

SMASH BROS MARIO MAKER FURRYING GAME!

Okay, be there in a second, baby.

Bring it in, you bastard. Come on.

Yeah, I know, right?

fuck this movie team america world police is way better than ted

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Well, that's... It's a factor.

Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to.

I've been bumming around with Ted too much. I know that, too.

Because I'm only going to need one.

He's going to sing a song to a special lady

Why did you have to take it there?

See? There, proof. Garfield's eyes look like a pair of tits.

He said "no," he was going to stay there with you, and I twisted his arm, Lori.

Lori, I've wanted to give this to you for a long time.

Connor All you gotta do is not fuck up

that changed his life forever.

Breanna, Amber, Sabrina, Melody,

papa stone *could* do that!

I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.

Thank you for creeping up my night

My buddy's in town with his cousin,

Chuck E. Cheese’s is a natural and nasty on Spotify Where a kid can be a kid

Hey! Leave her alone!

I'm sorry to bother you

...a shit on my floor.

Hello? Hello, John?

Give it a couple of hours. You'll be golden, Ponyboy.

I thought the fireman stuck his own finger up his own ass.

Stay here. Just stay there! No, John!

Then at 10:55 got a text from the same person saying, “thanks”

It's all right, go, go, go. I'll pull out of here.

I'm 35 years old and I'm going nowhere.

Really? 'Cause that's not what I heard.

Okay, come on. Ever!

why the fuck would she say that?

Lori, why don't you like me? Ugh!

Go to your room right now, and sleep until you have learned your lesson.