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Oh, yeah. Chris Brown can do no wrong.
Here's to four more years.
mas mas oh ha
(GASPING)
Lori tried to break up a dog fight
I mean, he has a huge heart and we laugh a lot.
Oh, come on.
I got to have a talk with my weed guy
like something where they give out
and charged with kidnapping a plush toy.
Illumination. Illumination
Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear's alive!
Never mind. Take her to Benihana.
Well, it's not true, okay? I'm a classy broad.
He knows nothing but a man
You like to party?
See, I've had him since I was about your age.
but may also be his lover, I don't know.
Teddy, where are you? I'm somewhere... I don't know yet, but I'm hiding in here. So don't go away.
He rocks his I ROC-Z, he rocks it well
I don't remember any of it. I was so fucked up.
You think you're cool because you work
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
Will
That's not right, is it? No.
Call an ambulance! Someone call an ambulance!
Sorry, you really shouldn't swear in front of children.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
That's like a cool behind-the-scenes thing that you wouldn't know.
Tundra buddies for life?
You're my best friend John
Excuse me.
Your dad likes you to show good manners. Right, Tubby McFat-Fuck?
My longest relationship was like six months
Illumination! Illumination.
Encesta Kareem!!! Que idiota Kareem...
Tom Brady could do that.
LANGUAGE!
mas mas oh ha
(DIALING)
(SQUEALS EXCITEDLY) He acknowledged it.
I don't think so. I'm...
Half-Indian, but thanks.
close, personal friends with gary gensler
(LAUGHS)
Tom Brady could do that.
Well, you know,
Holy shit!
He currently resides in Burbank
You remember? I was, like, "Oh, shit, 9/11. I got to get high."
get serious about opening a restaurant
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
how completely stupid that sounded.
Get lost, Bennet!
How are the neighbors?
Yeah, but we do talk about you all the time.
(SHOUTING IN CANTONESE)
three, four, five,
Oķ then
through the power of wishes.
Let me ask you something.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.
Jimmy. No dildo for you fuck shit bitch ass penis cock cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits pussy damn and more swears
Teddy never forgot his very best friend, John.
You're back!
I said a bad word one time.
You're mine, Hiro!
I wish I had just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin.
I guess we can't make small talk all day, huh?
I think it sucks. I'm going to have a talk with him.
You don't bring it up, you just let them in.
I do love you more than life itself.
Illumination!
I might go lay down in the john.
I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?
Let's see how well you know these streets.
V
We're sorry, it was an accident, okay?
Yeah, as you can see
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
Lori and I may just need a little space right now.
It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry,
Ya allah! OH MY GOD!
Rex, I don't think it's smart.
and that humanity can no longer fulfill its desires
You Cannot use any Bad Words Inside, Do You Understand Yes Sir
I thank you for saving every one of us.
Okay. You okay there, sweetheart?
(SQUAWKING)
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Ted, you've arrived at a lucky time.
Taking a 3 team parlay in the NIT because South Alabama is a lock then we would just be idiots saying nonsense
so I'm a little fucked up.
Yeah. Take pride in that.
Teddy... Rocks... goddamn... Chuck E. Cheese-looking... fucking... son of a bitch... pin!
when you open FG Vent
(PLASTER SMASHING) Oh, my God!
Hey, Lori-.
John, I need you out of the apartment tonight.
I'll be back in 30 minutes tops, okay?
I'm not going to let you down, Goose.
Jeremy
You're not going to have any sort of career
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
Sam, let him go.
Lets do some shots
and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.
You know, Sam, there's only one way to end a perfect day.
Hello Hi
and I'm ready to change,
Go, take care of it. Let me know how she is.
I'm so sorry.
It's got to happen.
(CHUCKLES) Right? Pink Floyd.
John, five minutes and then I'll kick you out, I promise.
There is a shit on my floor!
Candice? No.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
V
You thought I was fucking retarded
You suck, get off the stage!
Screw you, pal. I belong to Tadashi Hamada.
TED: Down here.
(GRUNTS)
Well, do you think you're part of some gay beat-up underworld?
You break my wall, you bastard men.
I know that.
This is the first time that you've been single
we both started crying, you remember?
Jesus h heck
What is it?
to get out of work to go to Ted's.
This is going to take some doing, I think.
Yeah. No, no.
Chuck E. Cheese’s is natural and Nasty on Spotify Where a kid can be a kid
I dare you shuri, Say what are those again
You're my best friend, Sam.
(GRCJAIVW
Did you... Did you just talk?
over her you're out of your fucking mind.
Yeah, I'll be right there.
Teddy?
I love you, too.
I'm not an "it," pal. I'm a "he," all right?
I got fucking wasted last night.
This is how everybody sang in the '90s.
Oh.
or a talking teddy bear,
Po Po Po Po Power with Raptorstrike
Look at what Isaac did
All right, buddy, go get 'em.
Well, yeah. Why wouldn't they be?
No, the boys is not homophobic. You'd know this if you ACTUALLY WATCHED IT (except for S03E01) and didn't just watch clips.
Lane Kiffin. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.
Teddy-Rux-Mother-Fucking-pin
Look, just let me talk first, all right?
Forever and ever?
"I married the wrong woman, and now I lead a life of regret."
That guy from your office is in there on the couch
Fuck.man!
This is the most disgusting thing ever!
Justin
Lane Kiffin. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.
No, it can't be that either.