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Let's see how well you know these streets.

You remember? I was, like, "Oh, shit, 9/11. I got to get high."

Well, yeah. Why wouldn't they be?

I don't think so. I'm...

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(PLASTER SMASHING) Oh, my God!

Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.

I don't remember any of it. I was so fucked up.

You don't bring it up, you just let them in.

three, four, five,

Ya allah! OH MY GOD!

John, I need you out of the apartment tonight.

He knows nothing but a man

Let me ask you something.

There is a shit on my floor!

Teddy... Rocks... goddamn... Chuck E. Cheese-looking... fucking... son of a bitch... pin!

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You're my best friend, Sam.

You know, Sam, there's only one way to end a perfect day.

Rex, I don't think it's smart.

Well, do you think you're part of some gay beat-up underworld?

I'll be back in 30 minutes tops, okay?

Illumination. Illumination

Tom Brady could do that.

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

I mean, he has a huge heart and we laugh a lot.

This is the most disgusting thing ever!

Your dad likes you to show good manners. Right, Tubby McFat-Fuck?

get serious about opening a restaurant

John, five minutes and then I'll kick you out, I promise.

I might go lay down in the john.

We're sorry, it was an accident, okay?

Okay. You okay there, sweetheart?

Lori and I may just need a little space right now.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

over her you're out of your fucking mind.

but may also be his lover, I don't know.

we both started crying, you remember?

Did you... Did you just talk?

Forever and ever?

That's like a cool behind-the-scenes thing that you wouldn't know.

Lane Kiffin. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.

and I'm ready to change,

You're my best friend John

You break my wall, you bastard men.

TED: Down here.

Well, it's not true, okay? I'm a classy broad.

I love you, too.

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My longest relationship was like six months

You think you're cool because you work

(CHUCKLES) Right? Pink Floyd.

Ted, you've arrived at a lucky time.

I dare you shuri, Say what are those again

I said a bad word one time.

Get lost, Bennet!

Yeah, I'll be right there.

Call an ambulance! Someone call an ambulance!

or a talking teddy bear,

Illumination! Illumination.

I got fucking wasted last night.

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You like to party?

It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry,

Screw you, pal. I belong to Tadashi Hamada.

Tundra buddies for life?

Never mind. Take her to Benihana.

Sam, let him go.

That's not right, is it? No.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

so I'm a little fucked up.

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I'm not an "it," pal. I'm a "he," all right?

Look, just let me talk first, all right?

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Lori tried to break up a dog fight

I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?

And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Sorry, you really shouldn't swear in front of children.

Well, you know,

You Cannot use any Bad Words Inside, Do You Understand Yes Sir

How are the neighbors?

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Tom Brady could do that.

Go, take care of it. Let me know how she is.

and charged with kidnapping a plush toy.

Teddy-Rux-Mother-Fucking-pin

You thought I was fucking retarded

I got to have a talk with my weed guy

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You suck, get off the stage!

Yeah, but we do talk about you all the time.

and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.

(THEME SONG PLAYING)

Taking a 3 team parlay in the NIT because South Alabama is a lock then we would just be idiots saying nonsense

(SQUEALS EXCITEDLY) He acknowledged it.

You're not going to have any sort of career

I think it sucks. I'm going to have a talk with him.

Teddy never forgot his very best friend, John.

like something where they give out

Lets do some shots

I'm not going to let you down, Goose.

Look at what Isaac did

to get out of work to go to Ted's.

He rocks his I ROC-Z, he rocks it well

You're mine, Hiro!

through the power of wishes.

how completely stupid that sounded.

I thank you for saving every one of us.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

and that humanity can no longer fulfill its desires

"I married the wrong woman, and now I lead a life of regret."

Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear's alive!

I do love you more than life itself.

(SHOUTING IN CANTONESE)

See, I've had him since I was about your age.

Yeah. Take pride in that.

I wish I had just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin.

Yeah, as you can see

Oh, yeah. Chris Brown can do no wrong.

Teddy, where are you? I'm somewhere... I don't know yet, but I'm hiding in here. So don't go away.

This is going to take some doing, I think.

This is how everybody sang in the '90s.

That guy from your office is in there on the couch

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Here's to four more years.

This is the first time that you've been single

No, it can't be that either.

It's got to happen.

No, the boys is not homophobic. You'd know this if you ACTUALLY WATCHED IT (except for S03E01) and didn't just watch clips.

All right, buddy, go get 'em.

I guess we can't make small talk all day, huh?