Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is serious.

Please, just try.

Check this out.

...eight, nine, ten,

That's your choice, John.

We want fucking ice cream

by the New York Jets

You're my best friend, Sam.

All right, Brandi, Heather, Channing,

Stay with them.

Illumination! Illumination.

Little John Bennett,

Fuck. Shit, sorry, that's the thing from the...

THAT’S MY BAD. I WAS SENDING A “FUCK LEBRON” TWEET.

Bullshit! That totally works.

(BOTTLE TINKLING)

Lori and I have been dating four years tomorrow.

"Ted, you gotta move out."

Jesus Christ! What the fuck, man?

Rex, I got to go.

When Mario saw the future saved the day universe

Remember Brandon Routh from that God-awful Superman movie?

Oh, fuck me. Nice.

This is art. Get it?

God, Johnny, I got so much energy.

I know I didn't take our relationship seriously but, Lori,

you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places

Hey, Ted. Hey, Johnny, what are you doing?

I don’t want to work at a grocery store.

Hey, by the way, don't let me forget,

You're motherfucker

Screw you pal, I belong to John Bennett.

slashing everything in its path.

No, look at me, buddy.

on the couch at 9:00 a.m., doesn't it?

you are not watching spongebob squarepants on nickelodeon you are watching ted on universal

(WOMEN EXCLAIMING)

we went and had late-night eggs and waffles until about 5:00 a.m.

THIS BULLSHIT! THIS ALL BULLSHIT!

(CLEARS THROAT) No, I think I'd rather just have you take me home.

So, I'm going to have to decline.

Still better than Katy Perry.

(GASPS) Baby! Gold star.

Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Cherene, and Sauvignon Blanc.

It's just a bonus that he's the hottest guy in Boston.

This is about a year's pay. What did I do? What did I do? Why is this happening to me?

Look at you guys. You guys look amazing.

That’s a weird fucking question…

Break his arm off!

And by blaming me, you, you're just

with whom he could share his deepest secrets.

Go away Go away

And you don't remember it?

where he shares a studio apartment

The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill.

Yeah, it's kind of funny, actually.

with his roommate, Brandon Routh.

TAMI-LYNN: Who was that guy?

Why even bring that up?

One drink. Come on.

There was something about that bear

Sometimes you don't.

Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?

All right, whatever you say.

It's almost Robert's play hour.

No, that's not what she meant at all. Right, Lori?

And hey, all those rich black people can't be wrong, right?

Sorry, sorry. Does it hurt?

How's your dickhead boss?

Or, or “perhaps it’s East Russia?” is what Kierkegaard would say.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I gotta go to work!

Scram, you rotten little cavities, before I throw YOU in the mud!

wait, did any of those have 'ism' at the end?

I got you something anyway, in clear violation of the "no gift" rule.

Fucking stop! Fuck!

But there was one child who wasn't in such good spirits.

My phone says I texted someone at 3:15, asking them to beat me up.

Get out of here, okay?

You're fucking unbelievable, you know that?

All right, I get it.

This is how the cast of Diff'rent Strokes feels.

Oh, God, lam so sorry.

But you're no longer eight. You're 35 years old.

Okay, that was perfect.

Still Better Than A.I.

Fuck your funder You can suck my dick

You put some of the stuffing in the wrong places So I’m a little fucked up

I'm like, "I'm out of here, man." I was gone before she woke up.

My gosh! Johnny, for Scaring us with your stupid alive bear, You are grounded for a week!

I know, done. Man. Right here, in front of you, all right?

How's work? It sucks.

If you can punch through this wall, you really are Flash Gordon.

Oh, this is so gross!

Hey, anything for you.

Uh-huh. Okay, all right. Good talk, coach, thanks.

(SINGING) Oh, my little sixpence My pretty little sixpence

WOLICE SIREN VVAlLllVG)

nice opinion, unfortunately sonic the werehog bought a $70 million dollar house

there is a shit on my leg

I really hope you fucking get Lou Gehrig's disease.

Hey, NoahDoesYARNS! If you were smart, you'd look at this! https://tinyurl.com/4cvje5nu I animated one of your YARN stories with GoAnimate! Isn't that cool?!

Wow, you can really move.

WOMAN: Good morning, Lori.

I want us to keep talking because I think that maybe...

I won’t let you down Goose

Oh yeah! Chris Brown can do no wrong!

(IN FALSETTO) We move as one

No, same as last time.

he would never let him go.

Jaiden animations Odd1sout

If it's okay with you, I just want to say what I want to say.

I hear the fat kid running. I hear the fat kid running.

. I didn't know you could sing that good. Why you didn't say nothing?

Give me the plant!

Merry Christmas! Yeah, friends! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Funny how it always goes with love

Uncle phil stop playin

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

I love netflix. They are great shows and movies, and it's way better than prime video. And I used to watch netflix on my ps4

and stuck his finger in his ass.

Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!

He's such an asshole.