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This is how the cast of Diff'rent Strokes feels.
You put some of the stuffing in the wrong places So I’m a little fucked up
(LAUGHS)
Go away Go away
Flash!
(WOMEN EXCLAIMING)
It died.
Bullshit! That totally works.
...eight, nine, ten,
I love you.
Hey, anything for you.
(YELLING)
Yeah, it's kind of funny, actually.
Look at you guys. You guys look amazing.
Teddy?
But you're no longer eight. You're 35 years old.
WOLICE SIREN VVAlLllVG)
Sure.
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and stuck his finger in his ass.
Jesus Christ! What the fuck, man?
Why even bring that up?
(SIGHS)
THAT’S MY BAD. I WAS SENDING A “FUCK LEBRON” TWEET.
Scram, you rotten little cavities, before I throw YOU in the mud!
Oh, this is so gross!
(IN FALSETTO) We move as one
I won’t let you down Goose
Excuse me.
All right, Brandi, Heather, Channing,
TAMI-LYNN: Who was that guy?
(GASPS) Baby! Gold star.
God, Johnny, I got so much energy.
John.
(BOTTLE TINKLING)
I don’t want to work at a grocery store.
Jaiden animations Odd1sout
No, same as last time.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Stay with them.
you are not watching spongebob squarepants on nickelodeon you are watching ted on universal
Sorry, sorry. Does it hurt?
My phone says I texted someone at 3:15, asking them to beat me up.
and dancing.
Wow, you can really move.
THIS BULLSHIT! THIS ALL BULLSHIT!
It's almost Robert's play hour.
Uncle phil stop playin
you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places
Oh, I'm okay.
No, look at me, buddy.
where he shares a studio apartment
I want us to keep talking because I think that maybe...
My gosh! Johnny, for Scaring us with your stupid alive bear, You are grounded for a week!
Rex, I got to go.
Okay, that was perfect.
Cal Ripken!
Okay? Okay.
I hear the fat kid running. I hear the fat kid running.
I know, done. Man. Right here, in front of you, all right?
(SINGING) Oh, my little sixpence My pretty little sixpence
(RIPPING)
WOMAN: Good morning, Lori.
One drink. Come on.
This is serious.
If you can punch through this wall, you really are Flash Gordon.
Little John Bennett,
I gotta go to work!
he would never let him go.
This is about a year's pay. What did I do? What did I do? Why is this happening to me?
on the couch at 9:00 a.m., doesn't it?
No, that's not what she meant at all. Right, Lori?
...
Uh-huh. Okay, all right. Good talk, coach, thanks.
The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill.
How's work? It sucks.
wait, did any of those have 'ism' at the end?
Or, or “perhaps it’s East Russia?” is what Kierkegaard would say.
(CLEARS THROAT) No, I think I'd rather just have you take me home.
Fuck!
Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Cherene, and Sauvignon Blanc.
by the New York Jets
(YELLING)
Sometimes you don't.
Please, just try.
Go ahead.
Remember Brandon Routh from that God-awful Superman movie?
All right, whatever you say.
So, I'm going to have to decline.
Oh, God, lam so sorry.
Funny how it always goes with love
Screw you pal, I belong to John Bennett.
Oh yeah! Chris Brown can do no wrong!
It's just a bonus that he's the hottest guy in Boston.
I got you something anyway, in clear violation of the "no gift" rule.
And you don't remember it?
I know I didn't take our relationship seriously but, Lori,
But there was one child who wasn't in such good spirits.
This is art.
Fucking stop! Fuck!
"Ted, you gotta move out."
If it's okay with you, I just want to say what I want to say.
(soBBlNG)
Illumination! Illumination.
Illumination!
Fuck. Shit, sorry, that's the thing from the...
Check this out.
You're motherfucker
Jesus Christ!
with his roommate, Brandon Routh.
That’s a weird fucking question…
Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?
with whom he could share his deepest secrets.
Wow.
There was something about that bear
And hey, all those rich black people can't be wrong, right?
Break his arm off!
How's your dickhead boss?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
nice opinion, unfortunately sonic the werehog bought a $70 million dollar house
Hey, by the way, don't let me forget,
Hey, NoahDoesYARNS! If you were smart, you'd look at this! https://tinyurl.com/4cvje5nu I animated one of your YARN stories with GoAnimate! Isn't that cool?!
He's such an asshole.
Merry Christmas! Yeah, friends! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Wait a second.
Hey, Ted. Hey, Johnny, what are you doing?
They did?
No. No.
. I didn't know you could sing that good. Why you didn't say nothing?
All right, I get it.
Fuck your funder You can suck my dick
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Please.
Oh, fuck me. Nice.
We want fucking ice cream
And by blaming me, you, you're just
I really hope you fucking get Lou Gehrig's disease.
That's your choice, John.
there is a shit on my leg
Ripping.
When Mario saw the future saved the day universe
Give me the plant!
Get out of here, okay?
You're fucking unbelievable, you know that?
I love netflix. They are great shows and movies, and it's way better than prime video. And I used to watch netflix on my ps4
Lori and I have been dating four years tomorrow.
Son on a bitch
Still better than Katy Perry.
we went and had late-night eggs and waffles until about 5:00 a.m.
Wow. Mmm.
slashing everything in its path.
What is it?
You're my best friend, Sam.
Ted! Johnny!
This is art. Get it?
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
I'm like, "I'm out of here, man." I was gone before she woke up.
A-ah!