Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go away Go away

All right, I get it.

Uncle phil stop playin

But there was one child who wasn't in such good spirits.

on the couch at 9:00 a.m., doesn't it?

Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?

You put some of the stuffing in the wrong places So I’m a little fucked up

Merry Christmas! Yeah, friends! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

You're motherfucker

And by blaming me, you, you're just

(WOMEN EXCLAIMING)

WOMAN: Good morning, Lori.

(CLEARS THROAT) No, I think I'd rather just have you take me home.

Uh-huh. Okay, all right. Good talk, coach, thanks.

TAMI-LYNN: Who was that guy?

I won’t let you down Goose

There was something about that bear

Why even bring that up?

Look at you guys. You guys look amazing.

and stuck his finger in his ass.

"Ted, you gotta move out."

wait, did any of those have 'ism' at the end?

Jesus Christ! What the fuck, man?

It's just a bonus that he's the hottest guy in Boston.

Funny how it always goes with love

Lori and I have been dating four years tomorrow.

Yeah, it's kind of funny, actually.

Sorry, sorry. Does it hurt?

Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Cherene, and Sauvignon Blanc.

Illumination! Illumination.

Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!

And hey, all those rich black people can't be wrong, right?

My gosh! Johnny, for Scaring us with your stupid alive bear, You are grounded for a week!

God, Johnny, I got so much energy.

Remember Brandon Routh from that God-awful Superman movie?

It's almost Robert's play hour.

Oh yeah! Chris Brown can do no wrong!

Oh, God, lam so sorry.

You're fucking unbelievable, you know that?

I really hope you fucking get Lou Gehrig's disease.

I'm like, "I'm out of here, man." I was gone before she woke up.

One drink. Come on.

Fuck your funder You can suck my dick

Oh, this is so gross!

Hey, NoahDoesYARNS! If you were smart, you'd look at this! https://tinyurl.com/4cvje5nu I animated one of your YARN stories with GoAnimate! Isn't that cool?!

Little John Bennett,

I don’t want to work at a grocery store.

WOLICE SIREN VVAlLllVG)

he would never let him go.

Oh, fuck me. Nice.

you are not watching spongebob squarepants on nickelodeon you are watching ted on universal

we went and had late-night eggs and waffles until about 5:00 a.m.

All right, Brandi, Heather, Channing,

slashing everything in its path.

where he shares a studio apartment

Fuck. Shit, sorry, that's the thing from the...

And you don't remember it?

(IN FALSETTO) We move as one

...eight, nine, ten,

you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places

I know, done. Man. Right here, in front of you, all right?

No, that's not what she meant at all. Right, Lori?

When Mario saw the future saved the day universe

. I didn't know you could sing that good. Why you didn't say nothing?

No, look at me, buddy.

Bullshit! That totally works.

My phone says I texted someone at 3:15, asking them to beat me up.

So, I'm going to have to decline.

Hey, anything for you.

THAT’S MY BAD. I WAS SENDING A “FUCK LEBRON” TWEET.

Sometimes you don't.

He's such an asshole.

with whom he could share his deepest secrets.

I gotta go to work!

Or, or “perhaps it’s East Russia?” is what Kierkegaard would say.

Give me the plant!

No, same as last time.

nice opinion, unfortunately sonic the werehog bought a $70 million dollar house

Screw you pal, I belong to John Bennett.

But you're no longer eight. You're 35 years old.

(SINGING) Oh, my little sixpence My pretty little sixpence

I love netflix. They are great shows and movies, and it's way better than prime video. And I used to watch netflix on my ps4

Stay with them.

Jaiden animations Odd1sout

You're my best friend, Sam.

(BOTTLE TINKLING)

This is how the cast of Diff'rent Strokes feels.

How's your dickhead boss?

I want us to keep talking because I think that maybe...

with his roommate, Brandon Routh.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, by the way, don't let me forget,

Rex, I got to go.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill.

This is art. Get it?

by the New York Jets

Get out of here, okay?

Wow, you can really move.

Fucking stop! Fuck!

That's your choice, John.

Hey, Ted. Hey, Johnny, what are you doing?

I know I didn't take our relationship seriously but, Lori,

Please, just try.

(GASPS) Baby! Gold star.

This is about a year's pay. What did I do? What did I do? Why is this happening to me?

This is serious.

How's work? It sucks.

I got you something anyway, in clear violation of the "no gift" rule.

All right, whatever you say.

I hear the fat kid running. I hear the fat kid running.

Okay, that was perfect.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Check this out.

Still better than Katy Perry.

We want fucking ice cream

there is a shit on my leg

If it's okay with you, I just want to say what I want to say.

Break his arm off!

Scram, you rotten little cavities, before I throw YOU in the mud!

THIS BULLSHIT! THIS ALL BULLSHIT!

That’s a weird fucking question…

If you can punch through this wall, you really are Flash Gordon.