Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mario: they got me that freaky guy from the plaza

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Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea.

Actually, could you wrap just this up for me?

Can you just email me the rest of this story?

Listen, I want you to meet a good pal of mine, all right?

meed to tell you sometwng.

Yay! Me, Rosita, Ash, Johnny, Meena, Mrs. Crawley And Gunter Got Green Cards! Good Job Buster Moon, Rosita, Ash, Johnny, Meena, Mrs. Crawley And Gunter! Go To The Principal's Office! Enjoy Your 31 Years Off!!!

Stick your finger in my tag Polly

Fuck you nick foles You can suck my dick

God there are some fucked-up fish out there.

Tom Brady could do that. Tom Brady could do that!

and then she farted in her sleep.

Zac Taylor. Smallest Dick I Ever Seen On A Man

That's a great story I felt like I was there

How do you know?

For you, I will.

I'm not sure, it's...

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And so, the story ends with john and ted getting grounded until further notice. remember kids, never scare your parents.

That's lucky. Yeah, it is.

Harambe could do that. Harambe could do that

You know You are never alone

So, no, I'm not alone.

Alex is a stupid nigger

Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's just awful.

I owe that to you.

Thank you for choosing Liberty. Drive safely.

I have given up a huge chunk of my life for you.

Oh, my God, I got some on my thumb!

John, we could do that again.

You're my best friend, Sam.

You're an asshole!

But then we're two of a kind

Boris Anderson quote:

I want to take her someplace really nice.

I got your back on this. She won't know. I've been there.

Is that my ringtone?

Me welcoming people to the pool party

I cannot just ditch work, man.

Perhaps a Tedy Brew-ski?

You know what? I gave birth once, bitch.

You can't have my teddy bear!

When your husband is bringing his brother to Alaska and excited about showing him a good time. But you know he doesn’t really like any of that shit.

Me? It's not my fault she can't speak English.

and one of them had his foot stuck under a rock

(SHOUTING) Language!

- But, Dad... - Get over here!

You crazy! You crazy, man!

See the fact that you have to say Dean Wade is not that bad Means that Dean Wade is that bad

Sorry. Look, Tadashi, I know you're pissed, all right?

And you're not gay, so we're fine.

Wait, was it any one of those names with a "Lynn" after it?

Don’t evahh show your face Around QUincy

im gonna have sex with your grandma

Now, I'm going to give my chops a rest

In the corner, there is a shit!

Fuck, Shit, Bitch Faggot, Cock, Dick, Penis

who's personal friends with Tom Skerritt.

has magically come to life for, as yet, unknown reasons...

You mean, we get to be best friends for real?

(OMINOUS RING-TONE PLAYING)

She'll have a good cry, she'll be fine. You'll talk to her tomorrow.

your mama ever asks.

You got a lot of problems, don't you?

for stabbing me in the back!

It was Christmas Eve, and all the children were in high spirits.

No, John. We can get her back.

Yes. Get over here right now.

I have a boyfriend. I have told you this.

Hey, Johnny, how about a beer?

Yeah. I'm Donny, this is Robert.

Well, that's perfect.

then we would just be idiots saying nonsense.

maybe she's hoping for something more than dinner?

Come on upstairs. Are you even listening to me?

John, all you got to do is not fuck up

(AUDIENCE BOOING)

You pay many dollar for wall!

complimentary map of Boston.

New Year Same Shit Shoosh ya Mouth Hoe

I wished for my life back.

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and I think it's a new beginning for our relationship.

you and I got to nail down a plan

But that doesn't mean we can't hang out. We'll hang out all the time.

because I don't want them treating me differently.

Oh yeah harder harder I’m going to stuff my fucking face with Pepbridge Farms

Now, I know we said no gifts, but...

Do you see me fucking with you?

There's, like, 1,000 people here.

You got a lot of problems, don't you?

Thank you. Anything.

Did you... Did you just talk?

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

with a guy who just wants a chance

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Lori was right about you.

THAT TOOK GUTS WE NEED GUTS

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

and he's falling to fucking pieces without you.

NARRATOR: And that's the story of how one magical wish

Thirty-five years old and you're still scared of a little thunder.

I want to be fair to you and to him, you know?

You wanna go get that witchmaster 4 the prophecy fulfilled out of mom’s room

(WOMAN MOANING)

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Teddy Rux-fucking-pin! Don't tell me the F word, Johnny!

It worked for me in high school,

You better follow me.

Фук, мен% бола аламын!

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fuck shit bitch ass penis cock cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits pussy damn and more swears

so we can move on with our lives.

TED: Yeah, see, there's the guy.

"Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit."

Hey, GUYS, can I play?

Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn, Channing... Tami-Lynn.

I'll be gone when you get back.

a long time ago,

There you go, my friend. Thank you.

Screw you pal, I belong to John Bennett.

(SINGING) All I wanted was a sweet distraction For an hour or two

I heard you got busted.

So, we can go anywhere else tomorrow.

I found my phone.

Fuck you, Michigan! You can suck my dick!

See the fact that you have to say Dean Wade is not that bad Means that Dean Wade is that bad

You know, it's funny, because whenever Johnny and I hang out

Goddamn right, "Wow."

That's me on the high school diving team.

Just because you're on the business world and shit you think, what,

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Stop it. Knock it off.

I mean, marriage isn't...

Maybe a Mike Brew-gaslowski?

The charges were dropped when everyone realized