Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mario: they got me that freaky guy from the plaza

Listen, I want you to meet a good pal of mine, all right?

I want to be fair to you and to him, you know?

I have a boyfriend. I have told you this.

Oh, my God, I got some on my thumb!

I cannot just ditch work, man.

who's personal friends with Tom Skerritt.

Wait, was it any one of those names with a "Lynn" after it?

Tom Brady could do that. Tom Brady could do that!

I heard you got busted.

"Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit."

THAT TOOK GUTS WE NEED GUTS

Teddy Rux-fucking-pin! Don't tell me the F word, Johnny!

Boris Anderson quote:

Stick your finger in my tag Polly

im gonna have sex with your grandma

That's lucky. Yeah, it is.

Фук, мен% бола аламын!

(SHOUTING) Language!

Fuck you, Michigan! You can suck my dick!

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Fuck, Shit, Bitch Faggot, Cock, Dick, Penis

Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's just awful.

You can't have my teddy bear!

That's me on the high school diving team.

maybe she's hoping for something more than dinner?

In the corner, there is a shit!

You mean, we get to be best friends for real?

John, all you got to do is not fuck up

Is that my ringtone?

I wished for my life back.

Yes. Get over here right now.

I want to take her someplace really nice.

(WOMAN MOANING)

(OMINOUS RING-TONE PLAYING)

How do you know?

Thank you. Anything.

Screw you pal, I belong to John Bennett.

And you're not gay, so we're fine.

complimentary map of Boston.

See the fact that you have to say Dean Wade is not that bad Means that Dean Wade is that bad

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

I owe that to you.

You're an asshole!

and one of them had his foot stuck under a rock

You got a lot of problems, don't you?

See the fact that you have to say Dean Wade is not that bad Means that Dean Wade is that bad

Lori was right about you.

your mama ever asks.

Now, I know we said no gifts, but...

Alex is a stupid nigger

Sorry. Look, Tadashi, I know you're pissed, all right?

That's a great story I felt like I was there

Perhaps a Tedy Brew-ski?

You got a lot of problems, don't you?

Hey, GUYS, can I play?

I found my phone.

It worked for me in high school,

Actually, could you wrap just this up for me?

Maybe a Mike Brew-gaslowski?

Now, I'm going to give my chops a rest

John, we could do that again.

then we would just be idiots saying nonsense.

Oh yeah harder harder I’m going to stuff my fucking face with Pepbridge Farms

so we can move on with our lives.

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

You know, it's funny, because whenever Johnny and I hang out

has magically come to life for, as yet, unknown reasons...

fuck shit bitch ass penis cock cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits pussy damn and more swears

Me welcoming people to the pool party

- But, Dad... - Get over here!

Fuck you nick foles You can suck my dick

Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn, Channing... Tami-Lynn.

Thank you for choosing Liberty. Drive safely.

Did you... Did you just talk?

you and I got to nail down a plan

When your husband is bringing his brother to Alaska and excited about showing him a good time. But you know he doesn’t really like any of that shit.

Come on upstairs. Are you even listening to me?

For you, I will.

because I don't want them treating me differently.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Zac Taylor. Smallest Dick I Ever Seen On A Man

I'll be gone when you get back.

She'll have a good cry, she'll be fine. You'll talk to her tomorrow.

Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea.

There's, like, 1,000 people here.

I got your back on this. She won't know. I've been there.

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

Goddamn right, "Wow."

Me? It's not my fault she can't speak English.

for stabbing me in the back!

TED: Yeah, see, there's the guy.

Hey, Johnny, how about a beer?

and he's falling to fucking pieces without you.

But that doesn't mean we can't hang out. We'll hang out all the time.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Don’t evahh show your face Around QUincy

(AUDIENCE BOOING)

Well, that's perfect.

I have given up a huge chunk of my life for you.

with a guy who just wants a chance

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

And so, the story ends with john and ted getting grounded until further notice. remember kids, never scare your parents.

You're my best friend, Sam.

Yay! Me, Rosita, Ash, Johnny, Meena, Mrs. Crawley And Gunter Got Green Cards! Good Job Buster Moon, Rosita, Ash, Johnny, Meena, Mrs. Crawley And Gunter! Go To The Principal's Office! Enjoy Your 31 Years Off!!!

and I think it's a new beginning for our relationship.

You crazy! You crazy, man!

and then she farted in her sleep.

I'm not sure, it's...

No, John. We can get her back.

meed to tell you sometwng.

Harambe could do that. Harambe could do that

You better follow me.

Can you just email me the rest of this story?

So, we can go anywhere else tomorrow.

(SINGING) All I wanted was a sweet distraction For an hour or two

Just because you're on the business world and shit you think, what,

God there are some fucked-up fish out there.

It was Christmas Eve, and all the children were in high spirits.

You pay many dollar for wall!

NARRATOR: And that's the story of how one magical wish

The charges were dropped when everyone realized

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There you go, my friend. Thank you.

I mean, marriage isn't...

You know what? I gave birth once, bitch.

Stop it. Knock it off.

Thirty-five years old and you're still scared of a little thunder.

Do you see me fucking with you?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Yeah. I'm Donny, this is Robert.

So, no, I'm not alone.

You know You are never alone

You wanna go get that witchmaster 4 the prophecy fulfilled out of mom’s room

New Year Same Shit Shoosh ya Mouth Hoe

But then we're two of a kind

a long time ago,