Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My relationship is at a very delicate stage, you know.

You want a Xanax?

That took Guts We need guts

All right? He'll be all yours.

Things are great, actually.

This is art. Get it?

They said they got separated

Nigger Carlito, get over here

Kim’s new car after the hail storm

I JUST WANNA BRUSH THAT HAIR

Teddy rux fucking pin

Idiot saying nonsense

We're Going To Hollywood

is that you go on a fun, casual date

Come on, nobody's expecting anybody to propose.

No, no, no. Four years, we've been going out.

But he can never fail

Hug me and billy and Mandy

that actually sounds very appealing.

I don't have to. I'm a (using censored bad word) teddy bear. I don't have to. I'm a (using censored bad word) teddy bear.

And then you can say whatever you want.

Shit, I got to get to work!

You know, this place looks great.

I know it sucks, but otherwise I'm going to lose her.

Fuck you, thunder! You can eat my ass!

here's my address and phone number.

Are you in one of those gay beat up clubs or something

What do you mean?

I might be gay I don’t know…

Well, as it turned out,

why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?

So, it's funny that that didn't come up.

Yeah, I mean, the guy's 35, and he's working for a rental car service.

I don't ever want to lose anyone who matters to me ever again.

(LAUGHING) Yeah.

Mindy, Noelle, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra,

I might be gay, I don't know.

I love you, too. (LAUGHING) And you're nasty.

That special time of year

You know, Ted, when I was a little boy,

That's good, I guess.

And, by the way, my dancing was not that bad.

Ted, you gotta move out.

A couple of Charles Brew-kowskis?

Tom Brady could do that.

(MOUTHING) Hi. Tom Skerritt.

Not a bad life, is it?

You Italian? No.

I'm really glad that you came.

I mean, when you think about it,

Really sweetie? Well, that’s exciting.

But you've got to make some money

Tadashi, open the door, please, I want to talk.

submitted here is the story of a little boy

I just farted. That was a man fart.

NARRATOR: Before long, Teddy had become a huge celebrity

Hi, Thomas, how are you?

TED: THAT’S MY BAD I WAS SENDING A FUCK LEBRON TWEET.

Yeah, if you want.

NARRATOR: And so John, Lori and Ted lived happily ever after.

Listen, John and I may have our problems, but at least he tried.

Hey, buddies. Where is it hanging?

Glad to hear it.

What am I? Emperor Ming, here, controlling your mind?

Yeah, I'd rather just not talk about it.

There's no putting things right. She fucking hates me.

Every now and then when my life's

(SCOFFS) Listen to yourself.

Do you need a lift?

So, where are John and Teddy today?

Yeah. I did wish for it.

close, personal friends with gary gensler

I'm like hey what's up seen your pretty die in hell As you came in the door

I gotta fuck her again.

to get this job that I so crave.

The thunder can't get us, right?

(AUDIENCE SHOUTING)

I want you to be happy. You deserve that.

But I read at a six-year-old level, so...

This bullshit! This all bullshit!

FUCK YOU, MONSTERS INC YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK

Put your finger in my tag Polly

I told you, I can totally be a lawyer.

Chris Brown can do no wrong.

(SCREAMING IN PAIN)

Chuck E. Cheese’s rocks for yo Chuck E. Cheese’s rocks fucling pen

Fantastic stop fantastic

RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!

Do you see me fucking with you? All right, speed round.

No, no, it's from The Notebook.

And I thought you were the most amazing,

Tourettes Guy, Tourettes Guy, Going! Going!

Oh, my God, it always looks so great! I always want to fucking brush it!

Isn't love enough? I submit that love is enough.

I'm alive, Johnny!

Just come over. I got the Cheers DVD box set

I'm serious, John. I went over to talk to her

You can put the ring in her ass Let her fart it out

I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise.

No, I'm good. Thank you.

Final Destination sucks! the boys rocks.

Chopped salad, half price.

Now, Ted, you belong to Robert now, okay? You do as he says.

Morgan Roberts. Smallest dick I’ve ever seen on a man

Yeah, I'm kind of a fun-time boss and what-not.

teddyruxfuckingpin

Yeah, Dad, I made a wish last night that Teddy was alive

That's a weird fucking question

I'm not gay. I know.

Yeah, my head hurts a lot.

An Apache helicopter has machine guns and missiles.

Fuck you, thunder You can suck my dick

You didn't exactly stand up for me.

Tom Brady could do that

Robert, seatbelt.

and my wish came true.

Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.

You better never show your face around Quincy

I love you girls.

You know what? You're acting like a cock. You know that?

will you marry me?

Final Destination, Clone High, The Boys and Bob's Burgers suck! Angry Kid Rocks!

Justin I have so much Teddy Bear paperwork I have to get to, it is sick.

You bweak-uh mah wall!?! I Newark-uh you wall!

You owe me lobsta money

I’m gonna stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farms

What are you, five years old?

I don't know. I just wish he would get his life together.

The company's having their 20th anniversary party next week.

John, wait. Listen.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

I got to have a talk with my weed guy

If I get raped, it'll be my fault for what I'm wearing.

Butdad Get over here

look what McJesus did, look what McJesus did!

No, like a fucking circular gold thing on her finger.

Did you really just fart?

I don't understand why you keep putting up with him.

Rocky, fucking, Rodent!

but my son and I couldn't help but admire your teddy bear.