Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, but you have no skills.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

There is a DVD opening to Barney's Great Adventure from 20th Century Fox, DreamWorks Pictures, Columbia Pictures, Playhouse Disney Original, Polygram Films, and Lyrick Studios.

Really? Because that's not what I heard. That is not okay. Really? Because that's not what I heard. That is not okay.

You remember that night, after the club

Why would you say that?

Hi, my name is John Bennett,

You can put the ring in her ass Let her fart it out

Ted, what are you doing here?

What? That word.

She sees trouble and she wants to help out,

I'm good. I'm good.

And I promised myself that if I ever had a son,

I just asked you a question.

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You know, you had no business being out on that dance floor,

So, word through the grapevine is that you're

Yeah, but you have no skills.

Someone call an ambulance!

TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.?

Oh. Where are my manners?

And we're in love.

Baby, it can't be done.

Yeah, that's the way she is.

I'm in trouble.

Wow! Here are the ladies.

Nobody’s ever talked to me like that before…you’re hired

Yeah, and the guy said it ain't hardly had no murders in it.

he's always going to be a boy.

T for Taylor Lautner

(PLAYING THEME SONG)

I can’t. I didn’t win it in my game. I won it in Hero’s Duty.

I think you're a great guy and she's a very lucky girl.

I told you, I can totally be a lawyer.

YOU KINDA JUST REWORDED MY JOKE BUT, HAHA

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I got a fucking email. Saying it you ordered it.

You know you're never alone When you're with Christ

You bweak-uh mah wall!?! I bweak-uh you wall!

Merry Christmas Shrek forever after bitch

Break this up, break this up.

SAM: How we doing, ace?

Come on, bruh. Most of The Boys isn't homophobic. The only thing that's homophobic about the boys is s3e1. You'd know that if you would watch episodes instead of clips.

And then we ran up to it

You don’t bring it up, you just let ‘em in

Aw! Merry Christmas, John.

from active duty in the Civil War

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

Illumination! Yeah, illumination!

I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.

Helen, get my gun, and call the police!

I made you out to be a hero.

I know. And we'll hang out all the time, right?

It’s Art Get it?

Really? Yeah, many times.

I Wanna Watch My Tourettes Guy

But do you think she might be expecting me to make that kind of a move?

All you have to do is not fuck up

I love you, too.

You know, you guys seem pretty cool.

To those who have lost the wondrous vision of childhood eyes,

First night on your own.

And then he got deported back to Iran,

Get serious about writing that script

You give me one more chance, I promise I can fix it.

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(JOHN'S DAD LAUGHS)

Chris brown can do no wrong

We're going to die. We're all going to die

DEATH TO DOMINGUE

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And, I swear to God, it is because of that bear.

Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood

I met a girl. She's a cashier.

You know, I have written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.

What? Bananosh? I'm acting like a cock?

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I think we're very far apart on this...

That's a great story, I felt like I was there

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!! John, how dare you make your bear come alive to scare us! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 3094884494949596775930202047576869 years!! Go to your room now!

I can see that. (SIGHS)

TED: Let me out of here, you crazy bastard!

I promise I will leave and I'll never come back.

Jen’s scrunchie Or is it?

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Oh, my God, it always looks so great!

(GLASS SHATTERING)

You know, not bad actually.

I promise, you're going to be okay.

"Pudding hole"? Is that what they say?

NARRATOR: Now, if there's one thing you can be sure of,

They got me. That freaky guy from the park,

you remember when you were 10,

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Is it 9:30? Yeah.

I don't care about that. I mean, I'd love him if he was a janitor.

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Illumination! Illumination!

Check this out.

Take a bath, hippie!

NORAH: Thank you.

Johnny, open the door, please, I want to talk.

Nobody's ever talked to me like that before.

I love you so much. You won't be sorry, I swear.

All right, fuck it.

you two have seen each other every single day since you moved out.

Turkey burgers.

so you better get used to him.

Well, we've been dating four years tomorrow.

and beat up the Jewish kids.

I always want to fucking brush it.

Do you want to get nasty?

And I want you to know that, after last night

And, John, Sam Jones is here.

So you can bang it, but you can't get it drunk.

Stuck your finger in the loop of my tag!

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Tom Skeirtt is still Alive!

We are going to party like the '80s.

What do you mean? What kind of trouble?

John Bennett, Norah Jones.

No peeking Leeland or else you’re get any cancer.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)