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Hi, my name is John Bennett,

Is it 9:30? Yeah.

Baby, it can't be done.

You know, not bad actually.

you two have seen each other every single day since you moved out.

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Johnny, open the door, please, I want to talk.

he's always going to be a boy.

Illumination! Illumination!

You give me one more chance, I promise I can fix it.

Wow! Here are the ladies.

I'm in trouble.

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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Stuck your finger in the loop of my tag!

Come on, bruh. Most of The Boys isn't homophobic. The only thing that's homophobic about the boys is s3e1. You'd know that if you would watch episodes instead of clips.

Nobody's ever talked to me like that before.

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

(GLASS SHATTERING)

You know, I have written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.

That's a great story, I felt like I was there

Get serious about writing that script

Yeah, but you have no skills.

And, John, Sam Jones is here.

I got a fucking email. Saying it you ordered it.

TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.?

(JOHN'S DAD LAUGHS)

What do you mean? What kind of trouble?

And, I swear to God, it is because of that bear.

Jen’s scrunchie Or is it?

You can put the ring in her ass Let her fart it out

I can’t. I didn’t win it in my game. I won it in Hero’s Duty.

We're going to die. We're all going to die

Ted, what are you doing here?

Oh. Where are my manners?

Do you want to get nasty?

Break this up, break this up.

And then he got deported back to Iran,

And I promised myself that if I ever had a son,

But do you think she might be expecting me to make that kind of a move?

"Pudding hole"? Is that what they say?

Nobody’s ever talked to me like that before…you’re hired

Chris brown can do no wrong

I met a girl. She's a cashier.

To those who have lost the wondrous vision of childhood eyes,

DEATH TO DOMINGUE

Take a bath, hippie!

And then we ran up to it

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I told you, I can totally be a lawyer.

And I want you to know that, after last night

I Wanna Watch My Tourettes Guy

You don’t bring it up, you just let ‘em in

so you better get used to him.

What? That word.

YOU KINDA JUST REWORDED MY JOKE BUT, HAHA

Check this out.

I promise, you're going to be okay.

You know, you had no business being out on that dance floor,

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And we're in love.

What? Bananosh? I'm acting like a cock?

I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.

Someone call an ambulance!

Yeah, that's the way she is.

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(PLAYING THEME SONG)

dark, beautiful, smoky...

I'm good. I'm good.

I love you so much. You won't be sorry, I swear.

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OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!! John, how dare you make your bear come alive to scare us! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 3094884494949596775930202047576869 years!! Go to your room now!

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So, word through the grapevine is that you're

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood

Illumination! Yeah, illumination!

Really? Because that's not what I heard. That is not okay. Really? Because that's not what I heard. That is not okay.

Turkey burgers.

Aw! Merry Christmas, John.

NORAH: Thank you.

It’s Art Get it?

from active duty in the Civil War

I can see that. (SIGHS)

I know. And we'll hang out all the time, right?

They got me. That freaky guy from the park,

Well, we've been dating four years tomorrow.

First night on your own.

I always want to fucking brush it.

She sees trouble and she wants to help out,

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I don't care about that. I mean, I'd love him if he was a janitor.

You remember that night, after the club

Tom Skeirtt is still Alive!

I promise I will leave and I'll never come back.

You know, you guys seem pretty cool.

SAM: How we doing, ace?

Oh, my God, it always looks so great!

Helen, get my gun, and call the police!

Really? Yeah, many times.

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I think you're a great guy and she's a very lucky girl.

I think we're very far apart on this...

I made you out to be a hero.

you remember when you were 10,

No peeking Leeland or else you’re get any cancer.

All you have to do is not fuck up

Yeah, but you have no skills.

I just asked you a question.

All right, fuck it.

You know you're never alone When you're with Christ

We are going to party like the '80s.

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Why would you say that?

NARRATOR: Now, if there's one thing you can be sure of,

John Bennett, Norah Jones.

Yeah, and the guy said it ain't hardly had no murders in it.

TED: Let me out of here, you crazy bastard!

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I love you, too.

Merry Christmas Shrek forever after bitch

and beat up the Jewish kids.

So you can bang it, but you can't get it drunk.