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Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear Teddy Bear Teddy Bear
I just asked you a question.
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HEY HEY
(GLASS SHATTERING)
Yeah, that's the way she is.
You bweak-uh mah wall!?! I bweak-uh you wall!
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you two have seen each other every single day since you moved out.
She sees trouble and she wants to help out,
You know, I have written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.
And I promised myself that if I ever had a son,
Come on, bruh. Most of The Boys isn't homophobic. The only thing that's homophobic about the boys is s3e1. You'd know that if you would watch episodes instead of clips.
dark, beautiful, smoky...
And I want you to know that, after last night
Check this out.
Really? Yeah, many times.
I Wanna Watch My Tourettes Guy
You know, you guys seem pretty cool.
Yeah, but you have no skills.
Really? Because that's not what I heard. That is not okay. Really? Because that's not what I heard. That is not okay.
Chris brown can do no wrong
Oh. Where are my manners?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
But do you think she might be expecting me to make that kind of a move?
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin Teddy-Rux-Fucking-Pin Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
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Ted?
They got me. That freaky guy from the park,
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
What do you mean? What kind of trouble?
All you have to do is not fuck up
YOU KINDA JUST REWORDED MY JOKE BUT, HAHA
You don’t bring it up, you just let ‘em in
Helen, get my gun, and call the police!
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
There is a DVD opening to Barney's Great Adventure from 20th Century Fox, DreamWorks Pictures, Columbia Pictures, Playhouse Disney Original, Polygram Films, and Lyrick Studios.
You know, you had no business being out on that dance floor,
"Pudding hole"? Is that what they say?
Hug me.
Sorry.
Illumination! Illumination!
I love you, too.
So you can bang it, but you can't get it drunk.
So, word through the grapevine is that you're
NORAH: Thank you.
Yeah!
I can’t. I didn’t win it in my game. I won it in Hero’s Duty.
TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.?
you remember when you were 10,
Merry Christmas Shrek forever after bitch
I'm good. I'm good.
And then he got deported back to Iran,
Ted, what are you doing here?
Even
And then we ran up to it
Oh, yeah.
TED: Whoa!
(JOHN'S DAD LAUGHS)
No peeking Leeland or else you’re get any cancer.
What? That word.
Top Gun.
I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
NARRATOR: Now, if there's one thing you can be sure of,
I’m not gay.
Break this up, break this up.
Wow! Here are the ladies.
Tom Skeirtt is still Alive!
SAM: How we doing, ace?
Yeah, but you have no skills.
Stuck your finger in the loop of my tag!
I'm in trouble.
We are going to party like the '80s.
Get serious about writing that script
(LAUGHING)
You give me one more chance, I promise I can fix it.
I don't care about that. I mean, I'd love him if he was a janitor.
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
And we're in love.
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I promise, you're going to be okay.
TED: Let me out of here, you crazy bastard!
John Bennett, Norah Jones.
Hey, GUY-
Why would you say that?
You remember that night, after the club
and beat up the Jewish kids.
I love you so much. You won't be sorry, I swear.
T for Taylor Lautner
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OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!! John, how dare you make your bear come alive to scare us! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 3094884494949596775930202047576869 years!! Go to your room now!
Hug me.
We're going to die. We're all going to die
Nobody’s ever talked to me like that before…you’re hired
I can see that. (SIGHS)
DEATH TO DOMINGUE
To those who have lost the wondrous vision of childhood eyes,
I got a fucking email. Saying it you ordered it.
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That's a great story, I felt like I was there
Okay.
It’s Art Get it?
First night on your own.
I know. And we'll hang out all the time, right?
Oh, my God, it always looks so great!
Johnny, open the door, please, I want to talk.
I promise I will leave and I'll never come back.
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Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood
Uh...
Oh.
What? Bananosh? I'm acting like a cock?
Baby, it can't be done.
You can put the ring in her ass Let her fart it out
I think we're very far apart on this...
Do you want to get nasty?
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Turkey burgers.
And, I swear to God, it is because of that bear.
I think you're a great guy and she's a very lucky girl.
Nobody's ever talked to me like that before.
Someone call an ambulance!
Oh!
You know you're never alone When you're with Christ
I met a girl. She's a cashier.
How are you?
I made you out to be a hero.
All right, fuck it.
Polly Joe
he's always going to be a boy.
Hiro!
You know, not bad actually.
Universal Orlando Resort is a theme park located at Universal Boulevard in Orlando, Florida. It's also a movie studio logo that makes some Roblox games and animations. Chuck E. Cheese's.
Hi, my name is John Bennett,
Hello, 911?
(PLAYING THEME SONG)
Shit.
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Is it 9:30? Yeah.
...In Christ.
Illumination! Yeah, illumination!
I had no idea.
And, John, Sam Jones is here.
Jen’s scrunchie Or is it?
I told you, I can totally be a lawyer.
from active duty in the Civil War
Anna
Aw! Merry Christmas, John.
Yeah, and the guy said it ain't hardly had no murders in it.
so you better get used to him.
Take a bath, hippie!
I always want to fucking brush it.
Well, we've been dating four years tomorrow.
It was fine.