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SpongeBob SquarePants

(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

He was instantly promoted to store manager.

Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did!

RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!

Teddy, come on, we're going to be late for dinner with your friends.

Hey. Hey, sweetie.

So, if you go down there and just talk to him

Not looking up your towel. Swear to God.

Fuck! You! Covid! You can suck our dick!

No, I don't think a firefighter would do that.

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

You're the new branch manager.

JOHN: Who lives here? I'm coming to get whoever lives here.

Is that a shit?

You know, Lori,

Stand up straight on your birthday!

Look what Jeremy did look what Jeremy did look what Jeremy did

Teddy rux hecking pin

Kpop Demon hunters

Never thought I would see the day Haha blink if you want help

I'm never going to have a life with you around.

I know you do, Johnny.

then I promise I will never even hint at the subject again.

I thought that was just for people in Florida.

Great. Fantastic.

and this is for Lori Collins.

You owe me lobster money.

Oh, and you can?

I got a fucking email. Saying that you ordered it.

That was Sinead O'Connor.

Okay, so, if you need anything...

All right, look, let's just find a better place to get stoned.

So, that's good.

So, as it turns out, the green trash can is not recycling, it's for greens.

This is a salute on The Boys. This show is soooooo awesome! It's about these guys that go on great adventures together. My favorite episode is Get Some. I hope this show never gets cancelled soon. If you hate this shoe and you are watching this, opinions are handled.

Not The Knife! Again!?

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So, work's good? Everything good, there?

Are you sure you want to watch drove the whole thing all the way to gameplus and jd's revenge and G-force and the final comedown and the mack car scene and jaleel

Holy shit. Oh, my God.

Thanks. We're going to take a short break, but we'll be back in a few.

(ZAPPING) (LAUGHING)

It’s not a coin. It is a medal.

You can't stand there and tell me

But Lori cannot find out. She absolutely cannot know I was gone.

I thought that was just for people in Florida.

that everybody talks shit about each other in the interviews.

And it's a non-restricted place.

Hey, there, sweaty.

Oh, shit, hang on a second.

Thank you very much, please come again. We have a lot more groceries.

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Thank you, sir.

This is Permanent.

And for little John Bennett,

My God, America is imploding.

We watched a movie on the little TV in the diner.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

Look at these pecs. These are man pecs.

I saw Lori leaving the apartment with Rex.

Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny? Fucking right.

Look what SYFY did! Look what SYFY did! Look what SYFY did!

This is between John and me and I don't think it can be fixed.

"They're Coming, They're Coming,"

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Ted (Bowderlized Version) Original: That’s bullshit, what about Lori? She’s hot. Bowderlized: That’s silly, what about Lori? She’s cool.

Right, Johnny? I say that.

Now, hang on a sec, there.

Teddy-Rux-Mother-Fucking-pin

B for Brandon Routh

Now, am I right?

Tundra buddies for life?

You know, you guys, it's really not about that.

but she told me how you are at the office.

And he knew that if he ever found that friend,

Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea.

Fuck off Biyyayych!!

Please give a big hand to John Bennett.

but I'm surprised John didn't tell you, considering

Wow. Look. it's crembrule.

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

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Jesus, I look like the robot from Aliens.

You ready to bring down the house?

Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her?

I wanted you to come because you're supposedly my best friend.

Oh, look at this guy.

Spongebob! SquarePants!

I Don’t Have To I’m A Fucking Teddy Bear.

It's not even getting me high. I got to have a talk with my weed guy.

and just enjoy our anniversary dinner?

I'll just meet you upstairs then?

It's not that big of a deal.

Dods! All you gotta do is NOT fuck up!

and I have rights! (GRUNTS)

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

No, I can't. I'm taking Lori to dinner.

Ow! Damn it Leeland! Stop spanking my ass!

That took guts We need guys

These boxing gloves were worn by Joe Louis in his first fight.

these numbers do not add up. (GAGGING)

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

You're talking about it. I'm just saying, let them in.

I don't have to. I'm a fucking teddy bear.

Teddy Rux-fucking-pin! What the hell are you trying to say in this hotel? You son of a bitch!

I'm fine, I'm fine,

My ass always needs a whoopin'

I thought. I really thought... That might be for people in Florida.

Me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle's house

It's so sharp, it's like an electric sword

I'm not going to try to get you to take me back.

Say that one more time.

Not recently, no.

If I had to make a guess

That's me and Tom Skerritt.

Why are you cryin'?

Why are we talking about it?

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You kind of just reworded my joke, but, uh... (CHUCKLES)

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