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Ted, that's a really nice offer,

(DOORBELL RINGING)

and a magical Christmas wish

MOTH WUGl-llNc-)

Ah! You suck, Kareem.

Stand up straight when your talking to me

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You're a nasty girl.

You wanna go get that wishmaster 4 the prohecy refilled out of mom’s room

And it reminds me that things aren't so bad.

I'm going to punch through it.

in his own right.

And I asked my dad if I could have a magical little teddy bear, too.

Sorry I’m all Fucked up Yoli

You owe me lobster money

(FLAPJACK OCTOPUS CRYING)

This is a salute on The Boys. This show is soooooo awesome! It's about these dominatrixes that always do BDSM together. My favorite episode is Ride Me. I hope this show never gets cancelled soon. If you hate this shoe and you are watching this, get some help, autist.

You guys remember John. WOMEN: Hi.

There's something that I need to say to you, too.

in all the years you've worked here.

Hey, guys, anybody know a nice restaurant,

And, as one gentleman to another, I just want to say

See, the fact that you have to say they're not that bad

She's the most important...

I want to watch my raging dog

REX: That was insane.

This booshit This all booshit

You know, I wish you could really talk to me.

I can offer you $6,000 in rail road bonds.

Butdad Get over here

(CHUCKLING) You... you are a... You surprise me.

for the Bruins game tomorrow night.

Thunder buddies for life.

She don't look so good no more.

No matter how big a splash you make in this world,

I'm rich, I'm good-looking, my dad owns the company.

Daddy gave me an ouch.

It's an old sweater, huh?

Can you imagine what that little shit would do to me?

And, you'll see,

Or-or is it East Russia? Is what

Yeah, the guy with the bear.

Ciao Bella is a really expensive restaurant.

Say Teddy Ruxpin one more time. Teddy Rux-mother fucking-pin!

Trust me, I can do this. Shut up.

You may kiss the bride, Johnny.

You can't get me Meilin Lee Cause you just Michael's Farts

You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker

whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber,

Ted, hello? Ted?

Don't look so surprised.

I bet it's hilarious

(WHISPERS) his hair is parted down the middle.

Look, I'm trying to get my shit together

I Don’t Have To. I’m A Freaking Teddy Bear.

Put your finger in my tag Polly

But, they're hookers, so it's fine.

but I don't think you want to hear any of that crap.

Come on, James Franco.

I might be gay I dont know

I just didn't have time for breakfast and the garage was full,

This song is so great.

No, it has to have a "ski" at the end of it.

This is art. Get it?

Woody Harrelson. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.

Piano concerto no. 21

ho si dámelo todo en mi vagina

(LAUGHS) I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny

It's playtime, right? We'll play a game.

forever changed the lives of three very special friends.

Illumination! Illumination!

Well, do you think you're part of some gay beat-up underworld?

All right, I'm just saying.

Those are the ones you like, right? From that kiosk at the mall.

Teddy rux fucking pin!

Fuck that. I traded off yesterday so I got the other shift.

for like, five days.

I know. I just don't know what to do, here.

ΑΠΟΔΕΙΞΗ ΟΤΙ ΤΑ ΜΑΤΙΑ ΤΟΥ ΓΚΑΡΦΙΛΝΤ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΣΑΝ ΣΤΗΘΟΣ ΓΥΝΑΙΚΑΣ

Helen, get my gun. Dad, no!

Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!

Nope, we're thunder buddies, and the thunder knows it.

Well, he only had three other batches.

Listen, if you're here to fight John's battles for him...

You got a lot of problem don’t you

Robert got a trainer, lost a substantial amount of weight

Nobody's ever talked to me like that before You're hired

Mac walking around Florida

You'll kick me out in five?

This is Me TV Your home for memorable entertainment television

So, if I told him once, I told him a million times

and it's been a reflex ever since.

A hundred bucks says he's showing her the diving team photo.

John longed with all his heart

See the fact you have to say it’s not that bad Means that it really is that bad

And that was a promise that neither one of them ever forgot.

I Got You To Work I Look I Can Tried.

Well, I could probably stop by after work.

And it's about time someone treated you that way.

it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish.

making outwith that Van Wilder-looking guy.

YOU CAN HAVE MY TEDDY BEAR!!!

Maybe "no" to a Snickers bar every once in a while wouldn't hurt.

(JOHN ROARS) (LAUGHS)

And if that means getting you off my back,

Say Teddy Ruxpin one more time. Teddy Rux-mother fucking-pin!

If you want to make some sort of arrangement

Look, Johnny, if we're ever going to

Yeah, first night in my beautiful new apartment.

Would you like me to wrap your leftovers?

There you go. You got it.

Can you just email me The rest of this story?

Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Earline, Claudine,

Okay. All right, Tami, come on, honey. Let's get out of here.

I got you. Okay.

No television, No video games, and no ice cream until further notice,

Johnny, there you are. I had to get some air.

Oh, this is work, I swear.

I went 15-36 last 3 years..

A young boy's stuffed animal

So, if you just give him one more chance

My phone says I texted Marina at 3:15 asking her to beat me up

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Oh, Yeah. Star Lord Can Do No Wrong

Bad Bunny can do no wrong

I just got a shitty new apartment...

If you can cover for me, I'm cool with all that other shit.

Look, that was a tough night for all of us.

Lori's a senior VP at a big, huge PR firm.

when Boston children gather together

Iam goingtofucking killyou

TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.

Patriot’s Tom Brady do that. Patriot’s Tom Brady could do that

Yes, he is, my little winner. Yes, he is.

They were going to the Hatch Shell.

NARRATOR: But through all the fame,

I don't know, I got fucking wasted last night.

Come on, buddy.

See the fact that you have to say Dean Wade is not that bad Means that Dean Wade is that bad