Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sorry I’m all Fucked up Yoli

This song is so great.

Oh, this is work, I swear.

I just got a shitty new apartment...

Maybe "no" to a Snickers bar every once in a while wouldn't hurt.

She don't look so good no more.

A young boy's stuffed animal

Okay. All right, Tami, come on, honey. Let's get out of here.

Oh, Yeah. Star Lord Can Do No Wrong

Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Earline, Claudine,

NARRATOR: But through all the fame,

If you can cover for me, I'm cool with all that other shit.

See, the fact that you have to say they're not that bad

Hey, guys, anybody know a nice restaurant,

They were going to the Hatch Shell.

No television, No video games, and no ice cream until further notice,

Iam goingtofucking killyou

Nope, we're thunder buddies, and the thunder knows it.

You may kiss the bride, Johnny.

I just didn't have time for breakfast and the garage was full,

but I don't think you want to hear any of that crap.

Robert got a trainer, lost a substantial amount of weight

Ah! You suck, Kareem.

You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker

making outwith that Van Wilder-looking guy.

Can you just email me The rest of this story?

Say Teddy Ruxpin one more time. Teddy Rux-mother fucking-pin!

So, if I told him once, I told him a million times

If you want to make some sort of arrangement

See the fact you have to say it’s not that bad Means that it really is that bad

It's an old sweater, huh?

ho si dámelo todo en mi vagina

(FLAPJACK OCTOPUS CRYING)

There you go. You got it.

(LAUGHS) I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny

But, they're hookers, so it's fine.

And, as one gentleman to another, I just want to say

You know, I wish you could really talk to me.

MOTH WUGl-llNc-)

Or-or is it East Russia? Is what

I'm rich, I'm good-looking, my dad owns the company.

This is Me TV Your home for memorable entertainment television

I Don’t Have To. I’m A Freaking Teddy Bear.

And, you'll see,

Look, Johnny, if we're ever going to

whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber,

See the fact that you have to say Dean Wade is not that bad Means that Dean Wade is that bad

You're a nasty girl.

I want to watch my raging dog

So, if you just give him one more chance

Well, do you think you're part of some gay beat-up underworld?

And that was a promise that neither one of them ever forgot.

I went 15-36 last 3 years..

Well, I could probably stop by after work.

(JOHN ROARS) (LAUGHS)

You guys remember John. WOMEN: Hi.

No matter how big a splash you make in this world,

Yeah, first night in my beautiful new apartment.

And it's about time someone treated you that way.

for like, five days.

Come on, James Franco.

You'll kick me out in five?

All right, I'm just saying.

I got you. Okay.

This booshit This all booshit

REX: That was insane.

Don't look so surprised.

Ted, hello? Ted?

Look, that was a tough night for all of us.

It's playtime, right? We'll play a game.

And if that means getting you off my back,

Bad Bunny can do no wrong

Patriot’s Tom Brady do that. Patriot’s Tom Brady could do that

for the Bruins game tomorrow night.

You owe me lobster money

and it's been a reflex ever since.

Look, I'm trying to get my shit together

I bet it's hilarious

Nobody's ever talked to me like that before You're hired

I can offer you $6,000 in rail road bonds.

And I asked my dad if I could have a magical little teddy bear, too.

Ciao Bella is a really expensive restaurant.

There's something that I need to say to you, too.

Fuck that. I traded off yesterday so I got the other shift.

(CHUCKLING) You... you are a... You surprise me.

A hundred bucks says he's showing her the diving team photo.

when Boston children gather together

You wanna go get that wishmaster 4 the prohecy refilled out of mom’s room

Woody Harrelson. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.

ΑΠΟΔΕΙΞΗ ΟΤΙ ΤΑ ΜΑΤΙΑ ΤΟΥ ΓΚΑΡΦΙΛΝΤ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΣΑΝ ΣΤΗΘΟΣ ΓΥΝΑΙΚΑΣ

Lori's a senior VP at a big, huge PR firm.

She's the most important...

Teddy rux fucking pin!

You got a lot of problem don’t you

Say Teddy Ruxpin one more time. Teddy Rux-mother fucking-pin!

(WHISPERS) his hair is parted down the middle.

Would you like me to wrap your leftovers?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Yes, he is, my little winner. Yes, he is.

Stand up straight when your talking to me

forever changed the lives of three very special friends.

Piano concerto no. 21

Well, he only had three other batches.

and a magical Christmas wish

Thunder buddies for life.

in all the years you've worked here.

Yeah, the guy with the bear.

This is art. Get it?

Come on, buddy.

Those are the ones you like, right? From that kiosk at the mall.

I don't know, I got fucking wasted last night.

Put your finger in my tag Polly

TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.

Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!

Mac walking around Florida

in his own right.

You can't get me Meilin Lee Cause you just Michael's Farts

I know. I just don't know what to do, here.

I Got You To Work I Look I Can Tried.

Butdad Get over here

Daddy gave me an ouch.

My phone says I texted Marina at 3:15 asking her to beat me up

And it reminds me that things aren't so bad.

it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish.

Listen, if you're here to fight John's battles for him...

Ted, that's a really nice offer,

I might be gay I dont know

Helen, get my gun. Dad, no!

YOU CAN HAVE MY TEDDY BEAR!!!

I'm going to punch through it.

This is a salute on The Boys. This show is soooooo awesome! It's about these dominatrixes that always do BDSM together. My favorite episode is Ride Me. I hope this show never gets cancelled soon. If you hate this shoe and you are watching this, get some help, autist.

Johnny, there you are. I had to get some air.

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

(DOORBELL RINGING)

Can you imagine what that little shit would do to me?

Illumination! Illumination!

John longed with all his heart

Trust me, I can do this. Shut up.

No, it has to have a "ski" at the end of it.