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Look, I'm sorry, I messed up...

All I want is... I just want to end on good terms.

I need to tell you something.

And it kills me to have to tell you no, because I'm a people pleaser.

This is art, get it

That took guts We need guts

Greatest night ever!

an absolute death machine.

expecting something big, do you?

I just thought we were saying funny names.

Don't! Get it away from me!

Can you just email me The rest of this story?

No one but the pure in heart Can find the golden grail

Lori, the worst that can happen

I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!

Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?

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You're the one who wished for it, aren't you?

You earned yourself a timeout young man sitting the naughty Corner I'll

Me and Ted are going to be best friends, Daddy.

(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

Italian. Italian, yes.

Buddies for life

I'm promoting you.

Get out of here, Bennett.

Fuck you Haden you can suck my dick

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I guess this is it, huh?

Connor All you have to do, is not fuck this up

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Alex Potenza Smallest penis in the world

We're an all time high

Candy better be alive you sick bitch

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TED: Johnny, where are you? You got to get over here, man.

I love my family You all smell

You remember I said my buddy's cousin is friends with Sam Jones?

This is art. Get it?

"I went to New York once in 1981, and I just did not feel safe."

Still better than Katy Perry.

I just barely outbid Phil Donahue for that at auction.

JOHN'S MOM: Listen to your father! Come here!

Stand up straight when your talking to me

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

You can thank Ted.

No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.

TED: Play Chopsticks, you jazzy slut.

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Well, let me put it this way.

Okay, so I'm having a little impromptu thing

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BOTH: One, two, three!

What? Fananosh? I'm acting like a cock?

But just listen to me for five seconds.

Yeah, up the dog's, not the fireman's ass.

John and Lori were married in Cambridge

When Peter Griffin wanted to turn himself back to normal.

Chuck E. Cheese's. What is a tweeting thing that I can talk about?

I could totally see him just taking you down to the basement

Good, good. Let's see. How about we...

A little heavy on the eye makeup, but pretty good.

We had no such rule.

Fuck you thunder you cannot suck my dick Ted

(GRUNTS) You look a little flustered.

and for showing up late today, all right?

I want my gold I said

Aunt Cass, get the stuffing. Get it all.

Not looking up your towel. Not looking at your funny business.

Oh, hey, listen, try this.

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That was 150 years ago and I don't give a shit.

Do you know what just happened?

One afternoon, Ted was caught behind the deli counter

Good luck. Thank you.

(LAUGHS) All right, knock it off!

I’m extending you..

LADY AND THE TRAMP (BRAKES SCREECHING)

The name has to have a "ski" at the end of it

Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.

I want my ds I said

BE SEEING YOU MY BEARGLOVE

For some reason I thought you were going to be taller.

Well, most guys don't have you to motivate them.

It's going to be all right.

No. That's a weird fucking question. No, just start counting.

It was Christmas Eve, and all the children were in high spirits.

That's pretty much it.

Turns out I'm gay, or whatever.

...the most important part of your life.

without his teddy bear.

You walking home alone, huh?

Uh, no, no, I'm not.

Yeah, because of me!

Dogs are the best pets in dick?

Stand up straight when you're talking to me.

No, it's blocked.

Not the lobster, the guy running it.

Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Harder, Harder I’m gonna go stuff my fucking face with Pepbridge Farms

TED: Johnny, I'm sorry, man. That car just came out of nowhere.

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You know what, John, we asked Ted to move out

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Well, we should fucking double-date, or something.

Well, as it does every year, Christmas morning finally came.

and a magical Christmas wish

Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Fucking Jesus fucking Christ! God fucking damn it!

Listen, I don't want you to think that...

@MEMECREAMSUPREME. I REALLY HATE THAT SONG AND IT'S SO HORRIBLE!! BUT I RESPECT YOUR OPINION.

This is a salute on The Boys. This show is soooooo awesome! It's about these dominatrixes that always do BDSM together. My favorite episode is Ride Me. I hope this show never gets cancelled soon. If you hate this shoe and you are watching this, get some help, autist.

It's a special night. We've been dating for four years.

You owe my lobster money.

You can do any '90s song with just vowels.

Okay, take it easy. Nice, Lori, real nice.

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I know what you're gonna say. I should be proud of myself, because I'm finally using my gift for something important.

Why mention it? No one will.

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Going to USMA with a rock

No you don't. You look dapper.

for something that you did to yourself.

See, the fact that you have to say it’s not that bad, means it’s that bad

I need to talk to you.

You know what? You’re acting like a cock. You know that?

Johnny, thank Christ you made it.

and I just want you to know that I love you for it,

You get the job, we're celebrating after, okay?

I just don't have the money right now.

No way, that's awesome! Yeah.

I am a citizen of the United States of America

That's a great story I felt like I was there

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That's a weird fucking response

Did you just call me a whore?

Put it on my fuzzy finger, you fuck! Come on!

I'm going to show you something that I don't like to show people

Well, hello there.

Because I love you.

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