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It's a special night. We've been dating for four years.

I want my ds I said

You owe my lobster money.

That took guts We need guts

I’m extending you..

You know what, John, we asked Ted to move out

A little heavy on the eye makeup, but pretty good.

For some reason I thought you were going to be taller.

Put it on my fuzzy finger, you fuck! Come on!

It was Christmas Eve, and all the children were in high spirits.

and a magical Christmas wish

BOTH: One, two, three!

Yeah, because of me!

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Going to USMA with a rock

Yeah, up the dog's, not the fireman's ass.

Not the lobster, the guy running it.

You know what? You’re acting like a cock. You know that?

Because I love you.

Listen, I don't want you to think that...

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BE SEEING YOU MY BEARGLOVE

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and I just want you to know that I love you for it,

I need to tell you something.

We had no such rule.

I just thought we were saying funny names.

I'm going to show you something that I don't like to show people

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I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!

TED: Johnny, where are you? You got to get over here, man.

I want my gold I said

JOHN'S MOM: Listen to your father! Come here!

Stand up straight when your talking to me

Aunt Cass, get the stuffing. Get it all.

You walking home alone, huh?

Did you just call me a whore?

Well, we should fucking double-date, or something.

(LAUGHS) All right, knock it off!

Can you just email me The rest of this story?

All I want is... I just want to end on good terms.

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I just don't have the money right now.

I need to talk to you.

No, it's blocked.

See, the fact that you have to say it’s not that bad, means it’s that bad

Stand up straight when you're talking to me.

Okay, so I'm having a little impromptu thing

Oh, hey, listen, try this.

I am a citizen of the United States of America

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Not looking up your towel. Not looking at your funny business.

That was 150 years ago and I don't give a shit.

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Well, hello there.

"I went to New York once in 1981, and I just did not feel safe."

(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

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and for showing up late today, all right?

Greatest night ever!

That's a weird fucking response

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I could totally see him just taking you down to the basement

Don't! Get it away from me!

You earned yourself a timeout young man sitting the naughty Corner I'll

I'm promoting you.

Still better than Katy Perry.

Connor All you have to do, is not fuck this up

Lori, the worst that can happen

TED: Johnny, I'm sorry, man. That car just came out of nowhere.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Fucking Jesus fucking Christ! God fucking damn it!

I just barely outbid Phil Donahue for that at auction.

Candy better be alive you sick bitch

No one but the pure in heart Can find the golden grail

Good luck. Thank you.

Ted (2012)(sub)

We're an all time high

expecting something big, do you?

Okay, take it easy. Nice, Lori, real nice.

Me and Ted are going to be best friends, Daddy.

And it kills me to have to tell you no, because I'm a people pleaser.

Johnny, thank Christ you made it.

Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?

When Peter Griffin wanted to turn himself back to normal.

Why mention it? No one will.

Italian. Italian, yes.

Buddies for life

Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.

(GRUNTS) You look a little flustered.

No way, that's awesome! Yeah.

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for something that you did to yourself.

This is art. Get it?

Fuck you Haden you can suck my dick

Haha blink if you want help

You're the one who wished for it, aren't you?

That's pretty much it.

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Chuck E. Cheese's. What is a tweeting thing that I can talk about?

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TED: Play Chopsticks, you jazzy slut.

This is art, get it

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Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Harder, Harder I’m gonna go stuff my fucking face with Pepbridge Farms

Well, as it does every year, Christmas morning finally came.

This is a salute on The Boys. This show is soooooo awesome! It's about these dominatrixes that always do BDSM together. My favorite episode is Ride Me. I hope this show never gets cancelled soon. If you hate this shoe and you are watching this, get some help, autist.

You can do any '90s song with just vowels.

No you don't. You look dapper.

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...the most important part of your life.

You get the job, we're celebrating after, okay?

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I know what you're gonna say. I should be proud of myself, because I'm finally using my gift for something important.

Uh, no, no, I'm not.

Good, good. Let's see. How about we...

You can thank Ted.

That's a great story I felt like I was there

without his teddy bear.

It's going to be all right.

Turns out I'm gay, or whatever.

One afternoon, Ted was caught behind the deli counter

Do you know what just happened?

I love my family You all smell

Look, I'm sorry, I messed up...

But just listen to me for five seconds.

Fuck you thunder you cannot suck my dick Ted

John and Lori were married in Cambridge

What? Fananosh? I'm acting like a cock?

Well, let me put it this way.

You remember I said my buddy's cousin is friends with Sam Jones?

I guess this is it, huh?

The name has to have a "ski" at the end of it

Get out of here, Bennett.

No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.

Well, most guys don't have you to motivate them.

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No. That's a weird fucking question. No, just start counting.