Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're the one who wished for it, aren't you?

for something that you did to yourself.

そうそう！クリス・ブラウンは悪いことをするはずがない！

and a magical Christmas wish

Don't! Get it away from me!

Uh, no, no, I'm not.

You get the job, we're celebrating after, okay?

That took guts We need guts

an absolute death machine.

expecting something big, do you?

I want my gold I said

You know what, John, we asked Ted to move out

I'm promoting you.

That's pretty much it.

Well, hello there.

You remember I said my buddy's cousin is friends with Sam Jones?

LADY AND THE TRAMP (BRAKES SCREECHING)

This is art, get it

Buddies for life

The name has to have a "ski" at the end of it

Okay, take it easy. Nice, Lori, real nice.

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Dogs are the best pets in dick?

Look, I'm sorry, I messed up...

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I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!

Well, let me put it this way.

Why mention it? No one will.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

John and Lori were married in Cambridge

Still better than Katy Perry.

You walking home alone, huh?

Aunt Cass, get the stuffing. Get it all.

Alex Potenza Smallest penis in the world

Get out of here, Bennett.

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A little heavy on the eye makeup, but pretty good.

That's a weird fucking response

Oh, hey, listen, try this.

And it kills me to have to tell you no, because I'm a people pleaser.

You can thank Ted.

(GRUNTS) You look a little flustered.

It's a special night. We've been dating for four years.

Because I love you.

JOHN'S MOM: Listen to your father! Come here!

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Italian. Italian, yes.

No way, that's awesome! Yeah.

Yeah, because of me!

Yeah, up the dog's, not the fireman's ass.

I need to talk to you.

I want my ds I said

This is a salute on The Boys. This show is soooooo awesome! It's about these dominatrixes that always do BDSM together. My favorite episode is Ride Me. I hope this show never gets cancelled soon. If you hate this shoe and you are watching this, get some help, autist.

It was Christmas Eve, and all the children were in high spirits.

That was 150 years ago and I don't give a shit.

I just thought we were saying funny names.

No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.

Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?

For some reason I thought you were going to be taller.

All I want is... I just want to end on good terms.

Connor All you have to do, is not fuck this up

Do you know what just happened?

without his teddy bear.

@MEMECREAMSUPREME. I REALLY HATE THAT SONG AND IT'S SO HORRIBLE!! BUT I RESPECT YOUR OPINION.

I guess this is it, huh?

One afternoon, Ted was caught behind the deli counter

Fuck you Haden you can suck my dick

See, the fact that you have to say it’s not that bad, means it’s that bad

Stand up straight when you're talking to me.

You know what? You’re acting like a cock. You know that?

Greatest night ever!

Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Harder, Harder I’m gonna go stuff my fucking face with Pepbridge Farms

You owe my lobster money.

You can do any '90s song with just vowels.

and I just want you to know that I love you for it,

No you don't. You look dapper.

I could totally see him just taking you down to the basement

TED: Johnny, I'm sorry, man. That car just came out of nowhere.

TED: Johnny, where are you? You got to get over here, man.

Stand up straight when your talking to me

I just don't have the money right now.

But just listen to me for five seconds.

We're an all time high

BE SEEING YOU MY BEARGLOVE

Okay, so I'm having a little impromptu thing

Say "A-S" One more time

You earned yourself a timeout young man sitting the naughty Corner I'll

(LAUGHS) All right, knock it off!

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That's a great story I felt like I was there

No. That's a weird fucking question. No, just start counting.

Good luck. Thank you.

Johnny, thank Christ you made it.

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It's going to be all right.

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BOTH: One, two, three!

Well, as it does every year, Christmas morning finally came.

I love my family You all smell

...the most important part of your life.

Fuck you thunder you cannot suck my dick Ted

Good, good. Let's see. How about we...

Jaiden animations Odd1stout

and for showing up late today, all right?

Can you just email me The rest of this story?

When Peter Griffin wanted to turn himself back to normal.

I am a citizen of the United States of America

Well, we should fucking double-date, or something.

No one but the pure in heart Can find the golden grail

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Ted (2012)(sub)

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Fucking Jesus fucking Christ! God fucking damn it!

Candy better be alive you sick bitch

Haha blink if you want help

We had no such rule.

Me and Ted are going to be best friends, Daddy.

Going to USMA with a rock

"I went to New York once in 1981, and I just did not feel safe."

I just barely outbid Phil Donahue for that at auction.

Not looking up your towel. Not looking at your funny business.

Put it on my fuzzy finger, you fuck! Come on!

TED: Play Chopsticks, you jazzy slut.

Not the lobster, the guy running it.

Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.

(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

No, it's blocked.

The odd1ones out

What? Fananosh? I'm acting like a cock?

Listen, I don't want you to think that...

Chuck E. Cheese's. What is a tweeting thing that I can talk about?

Turns out I'm gay, or whatever.

This is art. Get it?

I’m extending you..

Did you just call me a whore?

I know what you're gonna say. I should be proud of myself, because I'm finally using my gift for something important.

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

I'm going to show you something that I don't like to show people

I need to tell you something.

Well, most guys don't have you to motivate them.

Lori, the worst that can happen