Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want my old spice bearglove shampoo I said

Hey Thunder Buddy! Miss you

Well, here I am.

What I meant to say was Ted's very handsome

We'll go back to my place for a couple of vodka and strawberry Quiks.

Teddy rux fucking pin!

Recorded Toy Voice: I love you!

This guy took my teddy bear.

and I guess one of these dogs clamped his jaws on her forearm

a long time ago,

Lori, hey, you're home early.

No, I don't think she is. And, not only that, it's the wrong time.

Like, where are you from?

See? There, proof. Garfield's eyes look like a pair of tits.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Get lost Bennett

You cannot take responsibility for anything that goes on in your life.

What's going on?

(SOFT PIANO PLAYING)

I mean, look at Haiti.

You, me and Lori, and what's her name?

Than falling...

(SIGHS) Fuck it. Fine.

If we were together, our babies would be spectacular.

We dove the shit out of that pool that year.

I want to scare the shit out of somebody.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

NARRATOR: It has been said that magic vanished from our world

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

To those who have lost the wondrous vision of childhood eyes,

trumps going jail trumps going to jail jail jail

Lori ever fart in front of you?

Hey, Jared, let's go grab another one of these.

Hug me and billy and Mandy a

I have no designs on your girlfriend.

I try to make duck dinner, now plaster everywhere.

Flash Gordon is the symbol of our friendship, John.

Come share this with me.

and you get my job when I go to corporate next month.

I should have stopped hanging out with you a long time ago.

Fuck your Shoreman

He rocks his I ROC Z, he rocks it well

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

BOTH: (SINGING) When you hear the sound of thunder Don't you get too scared

So it keeps going

Exactly, that's what I'm saying.

We gotta go bald.

Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep last night.

What is it? 'Cause it sounds negative.

I might be gay I don’t know…

Look at the hair on my upper lip. That's man hair.

DEATH TO DOMINGUE

You remember? I was, like, "Oh, shit, 9/11. I got to get high."

Savior of the universe!

Still Better Than A.I.

What are you doing here?

All the children were opening their gifts with holiday glee.

or are you just happy to see me?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Let's go get drunk and puke on cars from the overpass.

to prove that he can be something more than a jerk.

I don't know, but if it were me, I'd be expecting a proposal.

That's the new checkout girl.

We wait fucking ice cream

I don't deserve you.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Take That Lunchables pizza To Your Room

When Steven saw the universe of saved day

See I told you Garfield's eyes look like a pair of t**s

Ma'am Jones. Thank you.

Just a man with a man's courage

Yeah, I know. Don't worry, Johnny, I'll be fine.

I'm an asshole, I know that.

I don't really know you, but I'm trusting you, as a man.

What the hell you problem?

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

and be an adult here, for Lori's sake.

This is Art Get it?

I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's pussy on my breath.

Do you want to go get a drink after this?

You were right.

(SCREAMING) (DISHES SHATTERING)

JOHN: It should be right here, somewhere.

This is Wade Boggs' autographed bat.

Yeah, because of that dog fight that I tried to break up.

That’s a weird fucking question

I don't. I look like Snuggle's accountant.

we got to start planning it now.

You're not very tolerant, huh?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, we were playing truth or dare

What the hell is this?

Boom! That's me and Skerritt!

Look, Lori, you want him to be a man.

It began in 1985, in a town just outside Boston.

You ever hang a garage door With Tom Skerritt?

Yeah, Rex is having a house party

I love you, too, Teddy.

about Channing Tatum's index finger.

he'll never be scared of thunder again.

You break my wall! I break you wall!

Britney? Tiffany? No. No.

Hey, wanna go out. No.

Merry Christmas, everybody.

John, it's me. Can you hear me?

Well, you're welcome.

We were together for eight months, and I really loved him.

It's said that magic is being vanished from our world can no longer be found. Oh, my God. I live in the United States. I live in the planet Earth.

But, Dad... Get over here!

Listen, I just want to say thank you.

I don't know. Maybe, yeah.

how great Lori's hair always looks.

And sonic underground and Open Season and old spice guy saying Babababa Power Bearglove and Ruby and Sapphire And Julie Parada's Office And Big Fat Mrs Martin.

No, I think it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

Okay. See you later.

MHOLlTll\lc_) Lenguege'.

You owe me lobster money

and maybe take some of the heat off you.

You think you're just going to get away with a kidnapping?

Well, you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.

I had it freeze-dried and bronzed.

Yeah, so do people with Parkinson's.

(MUFFLED ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

fuck shit bitch ass penis cock cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits pussy damn and more swears

Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did!

Listen, why don't John and I go get a drink at the bar?