Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And if you're miserable and you hate it

Vice President Rodgers. Quarterback, NeW York Jets.

She's your thunder buddy now.

Somebody had to go Joan Crawford on that kid.

and something called, "This is Permanent."

Fuuck, ll caan't!

I know I'm not a talking teddy bear,

Oh, yeah. So, I guess we both lost our furry little guy.

I just come up here and I look at it.

My name is Wan Ming.

Ted? Listen, I got to call you back.

F*** you thunder٫ You can suck my Dick

(FLAPJACK OCTOPUS CRYING)

I said it on the phone. I said julia Chloe?

I love hide and seek. I'll hide.

Really? Really?

Got some shit to do today

When you don't look, you find

Yeah, you remember the other day, I was saying

He was like a ragdoll.

Because then, we could be best friends forever and ever.

You should give him an ultimatum. It's you or the bear.

and I remember seeing you on the Carson show.

Chill out. Can we just talk about this? What's your name? I'm John.

(GUESTS CHEERING)

I realize that. Good.

I'm sorry, little guy, but my bear isn't for sale.

Because in a month, my life could be your life.

What do you mean "girlfriends"?

Jesus H. Crist!

Don't talk shit to me.

and wouldn't let go until the fireman showed up

He knows he screwed up huge

with the goal of restarting his film career.

Come on. Give him a chance.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

TEDDY RUX FUCKING PIN

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

My mushing is not that bad…

Well hello there. Sorry if I’m interrupting any private girl talk about Channing Tatum’s index finger, but Lori, I need to see you in my office.

Popopopopopo with old spice

God damn I’m gonna eat huy

Yeah, but I pushed it that way with my hand.

It's a terrible idea. I mean, you got the economy.

Lauren, Charlene, Chantal, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista,

when you tell him Grandma died.

White trash name. Guess.

Did you see the way the guy's body hit the ground?

What the hell is this?

That took guts. We need guts.

You Got A Lot of Beargloves Don't You

I was not a popular child.

everybody should suck your asshole, or something?

Yes, you are, my little chipmunk.

Your dad likes you to show good manners. Right, Tubby McFat-Fuck?

Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

and really slowly de-limbing you

Great, we'll be right back. Come on, buddy.

No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

See the fact that you have to say Dean Wade is not that bad Means that Dean Wade is that bad

That, even after four years, you can still surprise me.

Don't tell me! I don't want to hear about it! Did you get it?

Can I just get a Hug?

Sir, and madam, here is your dessert

John picked the perfect night to make a wish.

Out of a Boston suburb

Can we talk about this another time,

I'm taking you to the best place in town.

I would never, ever, ever say no to him.

Teddy rux-fucking pin!

You're mine, Peabody!

Hello? Hello, Tadashi?

and this is for Aunt Cass.

fuck shit bitch ass penis cock cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits pussy damn and more swears

You and me have been together for 27 years.

You did everything you could.

And you better never show your face around Quincy, you hear me?

(THUNDER CRASHES LOUDLY)

Show us how, Flash.

Super Mario bros Steven universe

(THUNDER CRASHING) (SCREAMS)

I love You Fergy!

Tom Brady could do that.

Son of a fucking bitch

Yeah, I don't feel so good.

if you thought I was fucking retarded.

Illumination. Illumination!

(AUDIENCE CONTINUES BOOING)

MHUNIQHMIRASHING)

Dave how dare you bring your teddy bear to say stupid tree with Kanye West you're grounded No TV no fortnite no Minecraft no Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas Christmas Time Is Here

Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

Tourettes Guy, Tourettes Guy, Going! Going!

Yeah, Bennett get lost.

MING: You break my wall! This my home long time.

Red, then every go the world with a cool hot shit. I just go to Rio de Janeiro Brazil with a teddy-fucking-bear!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Name that movie.

There's a shit on the floor

You kind of just reworded Lance’s joke, but…hah

There's a shut on the floor

When You And I Are Gettk

You know, Lori would hate me for saying this,

What? Excuse me?

I might be gay I don’t know…

Hey, man, you think you can open more than one register?

I was going to stop in for like five minutes and then Flash Gordon...

Look I’m not... Who, singlehandedly destroyed the Green-Eyed Man’s undersea labs?

You remember? I was, like, "Oh, shit, 9/11. I got to get high."

Still Better Than Ai.

There is a shit on my floor!

THE SAVE-UMS! REBOOT (2030) COMING SOON IN NETFLIX AND ON PEACOCK

What That's what

Do you have any clue? My fucking life just ended!

Oh, God! Ah, what?

It's working for me.

he's not your only friend anymore.

Yeah, it does. It doesn't work.

Hug Billy for us!

There's supposed to be three registers open.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Thank you. I'll be back.

Hey, Greenbaum!

(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

This is a rant on The Boys. This show is soooooo garbage! It's about these guys that go on shitty homophobic adventures together. My least favorite episode is Payback. I hope this show gets cancelled soon. If you like this show and you are watching this, opinions are handled.

It wasn't my fault for killing Johnny. But he's kind of dead or something.

Rex was forced to give up his pursuit of Lori.

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

Do you mind covering for me for a bit?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE NEVER ALONE WHEN YOU'RE WITH CHRIST

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

Taking a cab. I'm going home.

I don't have to be at work for another 20 minutes.

All right, Kareem!

Got it. Oh, my God! This house is fucking huge!

As you can see, my dance card is quite full.

Company's turning 20, huh?

That's 'cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box.

I was gone before she woke up.