Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You should give him an ultimatum. It's you or the bear.

(GUESTS CHEERING)

Taking a cab. I'm going home.

Can we talk about this another time,

Because then, we could be best friends forever and ever.

I was going to stop in for like five minutes and then Flash Gordon...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I'm sorry, little guy, but my bear isn't for sale.

Somebody had to go Joan Crawford on that kid.

Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

and this is for Aunt Cass.

(FLAPJACK OCTOPUS CRYING)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE NEVER ALONE WHEN YOU'RE WITH CHRIST

Hey, Greenbaum!

I don't have to be at work for another 20 minutes.

He knows he screwed up huge

THE SAVE-UMS! REBOOT (2030) COMING SOON IN NETFLIX AND ON PEACOCK

You Got A Lot of Beargloves Don't You

As you can see, my dance card is quite full.

He was like a ragdoll.

Red, then every go the world with a cool hot shit. I just go to Rio de Janeiro Brazil with a teddy-fucking-bear!

Do you have any clue? My fucking life just ended!

Sir, and madam, here is your dessert

What the hell is this?

There is a shit on my floor!

Come on. Give him a chance.

Great, we'll be right back. Come on, buddy.

I would never, ever, ever say no to him.

Can I just get a Hug?

with the goal of restarting his film career.

Chill out. Can we just talk about this? What's your name? I'm John.

My name is Wan Ming.

Illumination. Illumination!

There's supposed to be three registers open.

I was not a popular child.

What That's what

No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

Popopopopopo with old spice

Ted? Listen, I got to call you back.

Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?

Yeah, it does. It doesn't work.

This is a rant on The Boys. This show is soooooo garbage! It's about these guys that go on shitty homophobic adventures together. My least favorite episode is Payback. I hope this show gets cancelled soon. If you like this show and you are watching this, opinions are handled.

Do you mind covering for me for a bit?

Son of a fucking bitch

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

That took guts. We need guts.

F*** you thunder٫ You can suck my Dick

She's your thunder buddy now.

You remember? I was, like, "Oh, shit, 9/11. I got to get high."

Really? Really?

Jesus H. Crist!

Hug Billy for us!

Oh, God! Ah, what?

All right, Kareem!

MING: You break my wall! This my home long time.

You and me have been together for 27 years.

Got it. Oh, my God! This house is fucking huge!

everybody should suck your asshole, or something?

It's a terrible idea. I mean, you got the economy.

Tourettes Guy, Tourettes Guy, Going! Going!

When You And I Are Gettk

It's working for me.

and really slowly de-limbing you

White trash name. Guess.

(AUDIENCE CONTINUES BOOING)

My mushing is not that bad…

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

if you thought I was fucking retarded.

And you better never show your face around Quincy, you hear me?

I might be gay I don’t know…

Tom Brady could do that.

It wasn't my fault for killing Johnny. But he's kind of dead or something.

Rex was forced to give up his pursuit of Lori.

You kind of just reworded Lance’s joke, but…hah

fuck shit bitch ass penis cock cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits pussy damn and more swears

I was gone before she woke up.

Out of a Boston suburb

Still Better Than Ai.

Look I’m not... Who, singlehandedly destroyed the Green-Eyed Man’s undersea labs?

Did you see the way the guy's body hit the ground?

Name that movie.

That's 'cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box.

Don't talk shit to me.

I love hide and seek. I'll hide.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

John picked the perfect night to make a wish.

I know I'm not a talking teddy bear,

Oh, yeah. So, I guess we both lost our furry little guy.

Your dad likes you to show good manners. Right, Tubby McFat-Fuck?

I just come up here and I look at it.

and something called, "This is Permanent."

Hello? Hello, Tadashi?

Because in a month, my life could be your life.

You know, Lori would hate me for saying this,

Thank you. I'll be back.

Company's turning 20, huh?

Don't tell me! I don't want to hear about it! Did you get it?

I realize that. Good.

when you tell him Grandma died.

And if you're miserable and you hate it

Lauren, Charlene, Chantal, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista,

Vice President Rodgers. Quarterback, NeW York Jets.

Hey, man, you think you can open more than one register?

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

See the fact that you have to say Dean Wade is not that bad Means that Dean Wade is that bad

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Super Mario bros Steven universe

Well hello there. Sorry if I’m interrupting any private girl talk about Channing Tatum’s index finger, but Lori, I need to see you in my office.

and wouldn't let go until the fireman showed up

Yes, you are, my little chipmunk.

Yeah, I don't feel so good.

That, even after four years, you can still surprise me.

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Yeah, but I pushed it that way with my hand.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

I'm taking you to the best place in town.

Yeah, Bennett get lost.

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

TEDDY RUX FUCKING PIN

I said it on the phone. I said julia Chloe?

There's a shut on the floor

Dave how dare you bring your teddy bear to say stupid tree with Kanye West you're grounded No TV no fortnite no Minecraft no Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas Christmas Time Is Here

You did everything you could.

God damn I’m gonna eat huy

What? Excuse me?

(THUNDER CRASHES LOUDLY)

he's not your only friend anymore.

There's a shit on the floor

Got some shit to do today

You're mine, Peabody!

(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

Show us how, Flash.

What do you mean "girlfriends"?

Fuuck, ll caan't!

and I remember seeing you on the Carson show.

(THUNDER CRASHING) (SCREAMS)

Yeah, you remember the other day, I was saying

When you don't look, you find

I love You Fergy!

Teddy rux-fucking pin!