Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, John, don't hang up! I'm in trouble.

Where are you going?

The Save-Ums Movie! May 18 2029 Rated R

Timmy tuts-fucking-spin!!

I've been a really shitty boyfriend for the last four years.

Come on, I'm bored as crap over here. Just swing by for a bit.

Lane Kiffin. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.

Out of control. He's such a sleaze.

That’s a weird friggen question.

And then, at 4:30, I texted the same person saying, "Thanks."

Tom Brady could do that.

You motherfucker

I'll pick you up at 8:00.

This movie sucks! The Boys and Johnny Test are a gazillion times better

Steven and Mario are fighting in the hotel

CYDEEH WHEN HE SEES THE HAIR I JUST WANNA EFFIN BRUSH IT!

NARRATOR: Well, it wasn't long before the story of John's little miracle

What? I'm acting like a cock?

I didn't get in because the bouncer was douche-face.

We just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie.

This was a nice evening.

Oh, God, that was so good!

Had no intention to do

Hi, Norah Jones.

It's Lance Armstrong's nut.

That's not how I remember it.

I think back to that Christmas morning and I wish I’d just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin. Say that again. Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!

Here it goes, in the really important pocket for really important stuff.

I'm sorry, Mr. Bennett, I didn't mean to scare anybody.

LADY AND THE TRAMP (BRAKES SCREECHING)

well, that's just a bonus.

Who did this to us?

All right, kid, you win. We'll do it your way.

What's the special on Tuesdays? Eggplant parm.

and went on to become

but I'm really happy that you were.

You’re welcome, you rotten little thief.

And don't worry, I'll do my very best

Baby, I don't know if this is going to work.

It was you two. If I didn't volunteer to babysit you two little demons... ...this wouldn't have never happened, and I'd still have my car.

We're going to die. We're all going to die.

RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!

You’re My Best Friend John

(SOBBING) Why are you crying?

Fucking Becky? No.

It's called "Mind Rape." It's actually pretty mellow.

"Gorilla Panic,"

Let's do some shots.

You look dapper.

ah mas dame duro ah ah

@james64 i love that song and its so epic and awesome

(WATER BUBBLING)

I've been getting stoned too much. I know that.

but at least you didn't have to make a magical wish to get me.

eleven, twelve, thirteen...

I gotta be on my own, Ted. I can't see you anymore.

They're worth, like, a million dollars.

Okay, how do you remember it?

Baby, please ask Ted to move out

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

Yeah, the thing is, Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to...

Oh, my God! You have to learn to cook left-handed.

I don't know, I guess most guys wouldn't do that.

and you hit that squirrel with your BB gun?

Even more than me.

You my best friends

My Junk is squished by the TV.

It’s not my fault she can’t speak English.

so I'm always interested in meeting

Just tell him you don't feel well.

If there's no "ski" at the end of the root word

There she is. I was worried you weren't coming.

Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed.

I will kick you out in five. John, I have to kick you out.

Get out of here, Bennett!

Say that one more time.

What the hell happened? We're having a friendly meal here.

Lori, look, he's been my best friend since I was eight.

He only hit on me once today, so, it's a good thing.

Go away, Bennett! Bennett! Get lost right now, my friend!

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Is it a hugging gun?

Tom Brady could do that!

Yeah, many times.

Teddy rux fucking pin!

Oh yeah oh yeah harder harder

comes what is, without a doubt, the most incredible story...

It's a Christmas miracle.

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more than anything in the world,

Welcome back, Ted.

So bad, but so good.

(METAL SCRAPING)

MOBBll\lc_) VVhy are you crying?

Black Lives Matter singers; call the military international Color guard

And Jesus be with you... Okay.

They're not that bad.

and we tried to give it CPR, and it came back to life.

if you keep wasting time with Ted.

No! You can never cook with that hand again!

You owe me lobster money.

Thank you, Rex. Thank you.

Whoa! Whoa! JOHN: Whoa!

You wanna play with the Sega genesis.

Jesus! Lori was right.

Donny was arrested by Boston police

Wow! (JOHN'S DAD CHUCKLES)

When Stacey says she would kill a person

Yeah, but what about "thunder buddies for life," Johnny?

I am so fake-happy for her.

It doesn't sound very mellow.

Thank you For creeping up my night

I bet it's hilarious. Let me out of here!

Look at that one. WASP-y, white-guy fish.

Lane Kiffin. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.

(FLAPJACK OCTOPUS CRYING)

(Sobbing) Why Are You Crying

You can put the ring in her ass Let her fart it out

Don't know her name. Seems cute.

And unless you're too blind to notice,

You know what my favorite thing about you is?

Do I dare look a clock?

was sweeping the nation.

Barry! Snap the fuck out it and run!

That's a good one.

You're not a very polite guest, are you?

I know you will.