Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(WATER BUBBLING)

Come on, I'm bored as crap over here. Just swing by for a bit.

and went on to become

That’s a weird friggen question.

I've been a really shitty boyfriend for the last four years.

Yeah, the thing is, Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to...

I gotta be on my own, Ted. I can't see you anymore.

Yeah, but what about "thunder buddies for life," Johnny?

if you keep wasting time with Ted.

You’re My Best Friend John

and you hit that squirrel with your BB gun?

Fuck Shit Bitch Faggot Cock Dick Penis Fuck Shit Bitch Faggot Cock Dick Penis

Wow! (JOHN'S DAD CHUCKLES)

Do I dare look a clock?

Baby, please ask Ted to move out

The Save-Ums Movie! May 18 2029 Rated R

I think back to that Christmas morning and I wish I’d just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin. Say that again. Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!

eleven, twelve, thirteen...

LADY AND THE TRAMP (BRAKES SCREECHING)

I don't know, I guess most guys wouldn't do that.

and we tried to give it CPR, and it came back to life.

Thank you For creeping up my night

ah mas dame duro ah ah

No, John, don't hang up! I'm in trouble.

My Junk is squished by the TV.

There she is. I was worried you weren't coming.

CYDEEH WHEN HE SEES THE HAIR I JUST WANNA EFFIN BRUSH IT!

NARRATOR: Well, it wasn't long before the story of John's little miracle

Is it a hugging gun?

That's not how I remember it.

I'll pick you up at 8:00.

You motherfucker

Fucking Becky? No.

Had no intention to do

Tom Brady could do that.

You’re welcome, you rotten little thief.

MOBBll\lc_) VVhy are you crying?

Who did this to us?

"Gorilla Panic,"

Let's do some shots.

SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS PUSSY SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS JUNK NIGGER PUSSY ASSHOLE ASSHOLES AND DICKS FUCK ME SHIT FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!!

It doesn't sound very mellow.

more than anything in the world,

We just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie.

Barry! Snap the fuck out it and run!

Tom Brady could do that!

You my best friends

This was a nice evening.

Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed.

I bet it's hilarious. Let me out of here!

(Sobbing) Why Are You Crying

That's a good one.

I will kick you out in five. John, I have to kick you out.

And then, at 4:30, I texted the same person saying, "Thanks."

They're not that bad.

Lane Kiffin. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.

was sweeping the nation.

Welcome back, Ted.

Yeah, many times.

I've been getting stoned too much. I know that.

(METAL SCRAPING)

Whoa! Whoa! JOHN: Whoa!

Thank you, Rex. Thank you.

I know you will.

(SOBBING) Why are you crying?

but I'm really happy that you were.

I'm sorry, Mr. Bennett, I didn't mean to scare anybody.

It's called "Mind Rape." It's actually pretty mellow.

Go away, Bennett! Bennett! Get lost right now, my friend!

Oh, God, that was so good!

Hi, Norah Jones.

Even more than me.

Just tell him you don't feel well.

Steven and Mario are fighting in the hotel

Get out of here, Bennett!

And don't worry, I'll do my very best

What the hell happened? We're having a friendly meal here.

He only hit on me once today, so, it's a good thing.

comes what is, without a doubt, the most incredible story...

Don't know her name. Seems cute.

You can put the ring in her ass Let her fart it out

Baby, I don't know if this is going to work.

Oh, my God! You have to learn to cook left-handed.

I am so fake-happy for her.

All right, kid, you win. We'll do it your way.

No! You can never cook with that hand again!

well, that's just a bonus.

Black Lives Matter singers; call the military international Color guard

but at least you didn't have to make a magical wish to get me.

@james64 i love that song and its so epic and awesome

We're going to die. We're all going to die.

It's a Christmas miracle.

Lane Kiffin. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.

And unless you're too blind to notice,

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

Where are you going?

What? I'm acting like a cock?

Oh yeah oh yeah harder harder

It was you two. If I didn't volunteer to babysit you two little demons... ...this wouldn't have never happened, and I'd still have my car.

If there's no "ski" at the end of the root word

Lori, look, he's been my best friend since I was eight.

And Jesus be with you... Okay.

You look dapper.

You're not a very polite guest, are you?

Timmy tuts-fucking-spin!!

It’s not my fault she can’t speak English.

This movie sucks! The Boys and Johnny Test are a gazillion times better

They're worth, like, a million dollars.

Okay, how do you remember it?

RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!

What's the special on Tuesdays? Eggplant parm.

Here it goes, in the really important pocket for really important stuff.

so I'm always interested in meeting

You know what my favorite thing about you is?

You owe me lobster money.

Donny was arrested by Boston police

(FLAPJACK OCTOPUS CRYING)

I didn't get in because the bouncer was douche-face.

Teddy rux fucking pin!

It's Lance Armstrong's nut.

Out of control. He's such a sleaze.

You wanna play with the Sega genesis.

So bad, but so good.

Look at that one. WASP-y, white-guy fish.

Jesus! Lori was right.

Say that one more time.