Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ha-ha. No, just you homos.

It's unwatchable.

Hey, how are you holding up?

Yeah. Yeah, work's good.

Yes, ma'am. Thank you for the opportunity, Miss...

Plus, you are a huge catch.

I thought you were going to be funnier.

Savannah, Kasey, Dolly, Kendra, Carla, Chloe, Devon, Emmylou.

Ch, my God, yes! Ch, my God, yes!

Now I'm going to stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farm!

Do I dare look at the clock?

Screw this film kindergarten cop is a gazillion times better

You can't get me Meilin Lee Cause you just Miriam's Farts

RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!

and I would love it if you would go with me.

Like one of those gay beat-up clubs or something?

Po Po Po Po Power with B EAR G LOVE

Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole,

You know you're never alone When you're with Christ

It begins in 1985. We're in a nice town just outside Boston! Dude, do you believe it? I miss Boston! Jesus, please help us travel to Boston!

A magical Christmas wish is amazing! Jesus went to the cross. You're making me miss out on snowy fields. So Christmas is a holiday! Merry Christmas, dude!

I don't have to. I'm a fucking hedgehog.

This is a rant on The Boys. This show is so- God dammit, whoever you are. You just ranted on the boys. You should know by now that this show is not homophobic.

Still better than Katy Perry.

and died of Lou Gehrig's disease.

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You're just like the baby jesus

If you think that by making shit like that up

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw

That's a great story I felt like I was there

Well, do you think you're part of some gay beat-up underworld?

Have you ever considered selling the bear?

With my top-of-the-pyramid Caucasian genes and your splash of

getting me down and things are tough,

Timmy tuts-fucking-pin!!

THAT TOOK GUTS WE NEED GUTS

(vvATEIWJUBBLlNG)

You got to let me help you make things right with you and Lori.

And there he was, picking her up.

I just wanted John and I to be friends.

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I got a shitty job, and I assure you, lam quite content.

But will you take care of me forever and ever?

You wished for my life back.

Oh, great. Great! I think I'm gonna watch Night of the Zoopocalypse. It's what I've always watched since I was three.

Quiet down out there. Have patience.

And you can call me any time, okay?

Well you must feel pretty stupid. Fuck!

And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Except an Apache helicopter.

Back off, Susan Boyle!

What I think when Bryce tells me he works so much

I have tickets to Norah Jones at the Hatch Shell tonight

My Kneecaps Was Squished By The TV

I don't know. I dig chicks, man.

are we still going to smoke that pot?

I Want Some Happy Meal

All I do is smoke pot and watch movies with a teddy-fucking-bear.

But I can give you love, and rocking horses,

I will tell you. You got me?

That's great. That is great.

This is a rant on Season 3 of the Boys. What is this?! This season needs to suck! So extremely homophobic, Insanely disgusting! I never wanna watch this season! Season 1, season 2, and season 4 are much better.

What's going on?

and when I hit it, fucking buzz it.

it was a huge misunderstanding,

I don't know if I can drive!

TED: Take it easy.

Lori, you didn't mean that. No, no,no.

(THUNDER CRASHING)

Are you going to do it?

Boom. That's me and Skerritt.

God damn it! I'm here on business!

but they don't have a gong or nothing, so it's not too bad.

Hey, Ted. (EXCLAIMS)

Hey, wanna go out.

Johnny, it's the truth, I'm telling you.

Look, we're very interested in the bear.

Sometimes I think back to that Christmas morning

Howard how old are you bring the Michelin Man into our house you're grounded No TV no fortnite no Minecraft no South Park

JOHN: Fucking stop! Fuck!

I think you're being a little more fair to him.

I wonder who it's going to hit first.

Do you know what just happened? Do you have any clue? My fucking life just ended! Well you must feel pretty stupid.

All right, I love you.

You owe me lobster money.

Hey, Sam, this is the guy I was telling you about.

fuck shit bitch ass penis cock cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits pussy damn and more swears

You're just like the Baby Jesus.

I'm going to rattle off some names

Tourettes Guy, Tourettes Guy, Going! Going!

The old... Yeah, yeah.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the orchestra

well mary-jane no matter how many cups of tea a day you drink to measure yourself out too you'll still gain weight anyway. now aren't you glad i gave viv that diet plan? very. after all her ammybloodyanasersia got the better of her and boy don't only i know it. and she's not the only one i spiked her tennis now she can't get the mump.

(SIGHS) Look, John loves you very much,

And I do love her, Ted.

Hey, Greenbaum!

Stop it! Fuck! Why you got to take it to that place?

Daddy punished me for it.

I love the boys and it's so epic and awesome

eating potato salad off of Tami-Lynn's bare bottom.

They found the missing hikers.

Can I... Just give me the car keys.

Oh shit 9/11 I gotta get high

Ed thought I was ALF, and he kept muttering anti-Semitic comments.

Taylor Lautner.

means that they are that bad.

I actually went through something like this with my last boyfriend.

Hey, Johnny, don't forget me. I'm over here. I'm on the dashboard, remember?

You're going to be okay, buddy. Do you understand?

Okay, here's a test to see how much you actually care about me.

Oh yea! Austria can do no wrong!!!

Tigger, how dare you see Ted? You know that Ted is disgusting! That’s it! You’re grounded grounded grounded for 10 weeks!

We're totally safe. (THUNDER RUMBLING)

we crushed its ribcage and blew out its lungs trying to give it CPR.

Jesus, lam so sorry. I didn't see you. It was an accident.

Come on. She'll go home,

but you've got to believe me it wasn't all his fault.

I fucked her with a parsnip last week

Oh, man. I never even got to read the manual.

No, it can't be that either, right?

Jesus H. Christ!

I lost my job, my apartment and my life.

Just grab your Tundra buddy and say these magic words

That's your choice, John.

I'm gonna dock you for dinging the car

And, you know, I don't blame you.

All right, this is one man to another.

You're not giving anything a chance

No, Mom, he's really alive. Look.

Well, it's not true, okay? I'm an elegant broad.

Is that a shit? There is a shit on my floor.

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)

You know, if your leg got trapped under a rock

(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)

Oh, yeah, that was a weird interview.

I gotta be on my own, bolt. I can't see you anymore.

I wish I just gotten a Sonic figure.

Keemstar Dine-Stupid-Maddy!

I'm going to have sex with your girlfriend.

I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that.

Come on. It's not that bad, okay?

the first item on our agenda is,

Jesus Christ! What the fuck, man?

Teddy Rux-Fucking-Pin

John, look, don't you think after four years

and who do you think is with him? Sam Jones.

I now pronounce you man and wife.

There's no putting this right She fucking hates me

you've been a part of our family for quite some time.

and the guy down at the store told me

Hey, squirt, how you doing? Where's your bunny rabbit?

JOHN: There he is. Pull over.

Oh, fuck that! It's been four years, Johnny.

that made him feel as if he finally had a friend

Who's that over there?

that you haven't always seen Lori as a threat to our friendship.

as someone who's not a teddy bear, i could say that's messed up.

Screw you, pal. I belong to John Bennett.

Go. Take Columbus to Herald and get on the expressway.

you're going to make me choose some kind of loyalty to you

Is he all mine, Daddy?

that took guts we need guts

making yourself look like a pussy.

that one boy in every neighborhood