Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, there's an Asian family living next door

Lori, how you doing? I haven't talked to you in forever.

and that kid who I think is his son,

I'm trying to walk a line, here.

You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ.

Still Better Than A.I.

Plus, a hooker took a shit in our apartment.

Yeah, I mean, when you sewed me up

Look, I know it sucks, okay?

You’re full of shit. Oh yeah!

It just seems kind of gay, doesn't it?

You son of a bitch!

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I don't understand.

Yeah. What do you mean? Anybody can come.

You're mine, Ted!

Adam Sandier plays a guy and his sister, and it's just awful.

(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

Is it okay if I kick your boss's ass?

Thanks for coming by.

Well, I am a former celebrity in a minimum wage job.

My daughter better be alive, you sick son of a bitch.

"What's going on with Lori?"

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Doing so much more

Eventually,nobody give a shit.

Oh, thank you. Thanks.

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Yeah, whatever. Thanks for 9/11.

when you and I are getting fucked up

Yeah, I'm pretty happy where I am.

Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep every night.

Don't worry about that, because I don't swallow.

Holy shit! What?

You just worry about your own "snatch." How about that, honey?

No, I didn't get it! Tell me when you get it!

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Let's all be best friends.

the lady that can snatch him up.

I know.. Im a little fucked up

Hey, wanna go out? No.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I don't want to work at a grocery store.

Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did!

That's a weird fucking question. No

To step up and change such a huge part of your life

GUY: You guys have been going out for four years?

I really don't care, as long as we're together.

I got you, motherfucker.

You took it to a very... Now it's real. Now it's a real thing.

He taught us right from wrong, good from evil.

You know I love you.

Come on, Sam, do it! Do it!

(YELLING INDISTINCTLY)

I got a lot of pictures of you guys at my house.

Encesta Kareem!!! Que idiota Kareem...

You got the credit bubble, the Supreme Court.

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You like that, huh? Check this shit out.

Jesus, you look fantastic.

I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.

so I know what you're going through.

What's the matter? Is he okay?

and I guess she got hurt pretty bad.

I don't know that you want to go to a drug dealer with complaints.

I don't know. Where is he?

You know, your boss called this morning asking me how my arm was.

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Illumination! Illumination!

I guess I didn't think about that.

Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep every night.

Of course. Jews are welcome.

and you just put "brewski" at the end of "Martina Navratilova," so...

Ow damn Leeland stop spanking my ass!

It has been said that magic vanished from our world

submitted here is the story of a little boy

How you doing? Good to meet you.

It works out so much better for you

You don't think she's going to be

Up the dog's ass, right?

Me uh... And who foiled his plan to infiltrate the Olympics with gymnastic cyborgs?

yes, the boys is homophobic. you'd know this if you ACTUALLY WATCHED IT (especially s3e1) and didnt just watch clips

just to make your girlfriend happier...

What, like anal?

No Mexicans, though.

I think I need to clear the air here a little.

Is that cannibalism?

This place is a wreck. Who are these girls?

Are you out here all alone?

I could sit here and tell you I'm sorry,

Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did!

All right, easy. Come on, Ted.

a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.

Why The Fuck Would He Say That

Lori, please, I love you.

(POLICE SIREN WAILING)

Like One Of Those Gay Beat-Up Clubs Or Something

I need the police right away.

LOOK WHAT JESUS DID

John! May I speak with you, please?

All day, every day. Just awful.

Fuck you, Rick! You can suck my dick

Christmas Day brought a very special new arrival.

How about we play a little game of hide and seek?

Yeah. What happened?

Our life. And he can't.

Now my phone fell under the seat somewhere.

John, get away from that thing. Get over here right now.

This is all part of the new, grown-up adult John Bennett,

No peeking, now, or you'll get kid cancer.

Okay, get ready.

Sam Jones is here, and, John,

See the fact that you have to say Hes not that bad Means that He is that bad

We gotta get you a job.

Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!

"Thunder buddies for life," remember?

Hug me and billy and Mandy And the Simpsons and max and ruby

He's very, very special to me.

Thirty-five years old and you're still scared of a little thunder.

who sold 37 million records, but I'm hanging in there.

Where's my ring? Where's my ring, asshole?

You pay for wall!

You re my best fiends

So I’m alittle ducked

Let's sing the thundersong. All right.

Encesta Kareem!... Que idiota Kareem...

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Johnny, I'm frightened.

But, Lori, I need to see you in my office.

Pov: when ur scared of thunder

So, where is donald Trump today?

Will you love me forever

I love my sixpence Better than my life

It began in 1985, in a town just outside Boston.

when Boston children gather together

that changed his life forever.

See, that's why I watch these things.

So shut your meat hole for a second and listen to me.

Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did!

That's a great story I felt like I was there

And I just hope that maybe we can still be friends.

Or maybe, just maybe. Don't see a movie 8 times in a row and write a book report on each showing?

It's A Blue Mountain

if you keep blowing off work to get high with your teddy bear.

You know something? I didn't tie you up and drag you to that party.

(BRAKES SCREECHING)

He'll save every one of us!

Try and be a little more responsible tomorrow.

Could legitimately say this tonight

It doesn’t work

Having discovered at last, that all they really needed was each other.