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You're trying to come up with something...
Egypt is so boring! It doesn't even exist!
OK, OK, OK. Just look... let me...
But no telling what I'm gonna want later.
But this gives me the power to know it all.
I'm gonna beat the... out of that little meatball!
Cry Me A River Bitch
Well, who better to wash the ass out of that shirt...
Meatwad make the money, see?
and most of the second quarter.
My suit is melting into my skin!
I can't see too well with the soccer ball lids.
Oh, man, are those meat-cravers?
Uh-uh. I'm the Easter bunny!
Damn! That is some kind of magic T-shirt.
Soon as you grow your beard back and your eyebrows.
and all I hear from you is...
We gonna finish up America, then we do Europe...
He's at the prom.
Oh, is that right? You got a mind to rat me out?
It's not even funny. But I'm laughing anyway.
Well, at least it's clean, you know what I mean?
I want a unicorn with a horn and a banana seat...
Oh, yeah? Well, put it on.
You're prancing around here naked...
than my slave... which is you!
Everyone, OK?!
The sweet little elves don't even come in till September.
I think I'm getting kind of hungry.