Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

where are they gonna come from- her?

Careful. Careful. Whoops.

all the years I spent in the gutter:

Where are they gonna come from?

- That's a lie! - Are you saying- under oath, Mr. Myers-

You two screwballs have just strolled in here fresh from the sewer...

Oh, they got this all screwed up.

We're goin' down to Itchy & Scratchy Studios to pick up his check.

Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.

Find me a 90-year-old projector and I'll prove it to you.

That could have been drawn by anyone at anytime, Your Honor. There's no signature or date.

If I hear "objection" and "sustained"...

Well, I'm not callin' you a liar, but-

and rescues one cat and one mouse and gives them to a hungry family.

Ya no-talent bum

Sure. In fact, I invented the whole concept of cartoon violence.

I've got it! Dad, give me $750.

I won't have my children sitting alone on a cold, dangerous street all night.

Get outta Bumtown, ya no-talent bum!

I shouldn't have this Bar Association logo here either.

- but he never did it! - Those blintzes were terrible.

We killed Itchy and Scratchy?

- That does it. One of them has to go. - Okay. Grandpa.

And I'd like to thank Lester for reuniting me with my estranged wife.

- Humph. - Sir? Sir? Sir?

- But? - Well, I wasn't the one who solved the problem...