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Nice going, Myrna.
and I've got a good straight job waiting for me.
Well... have a nice day.
Bye. Bye.
Oh, uh...
♪ On a friendly shore ♪
I’m Heather. Your cruise director
You are a very good player. Hm.
Come aboard. We’re expecting you.
Why don't we do it together?
Yeah. Well, it's not...
I just came from there.
The one I've always been promising to.
I'm kidding.
Your pâté, sir. Hm?
You're getting too much sun.
Well, Dottie here just came off that banana and coconut diet.
She's mine.
Thank you, Mr. LangSmith.
I've gotta get back into shape.
Then tell her, Ray.
Go into the captain's cabin.
Oh, I'm sorry. I guess my mind wandered.
You get it?
Well, you looked like you needed a little bailing out.
Gimme a Fee, Foe, Fie.
I told my secretary not to call me
I'm really glad you took this cruise.
Oh.
But it reminds me of that baby whale
Well, when you're a string bean,
Isn't that awful?
No, it isn't reality.
See, the... They book teams at, uh, 48-minute intervals.
Hello.
I said to you last night.
I hope I remember how to make one.
How do you do. I'm Roberta.
Oh, thanks.
I have a genius for saying the wrong thing.
Do you really think so?
Well, we haven't died from it.
Bye-bye.
That's another bet you're gonna lose.
Merrill, aren't you going to eat your pâté?
Huh?
Or letting out his pants.
a lifetime of todays.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Hey. Nice, huh?
Myrna's my whole life.
My pussy will be waiting
Did we, uh, tell you we're in the ice business?
What will you have?
I don't know.