Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I’m counting how many slurs cartman said while faking Tourette’s because why not

If I could have a single molecule of serotonin I would be so happy

If I could say "asspussy" to the counselor,

but then he ran from us because he didn't wanna be on Dateline.

I'm Chris Hansen.

Hello, Mrs. Garrison-- Ass. Ass.

Take a look, fatass! I beat you!

because there could be kids watching.

Just in one instance...

Okay. Cock! Don't take too long.

and Understanding Foundation.

He's the luckiest kid in the world.

You guys, don't laugh. It makes me feel insecure about my illness.

Aw, shit! Cock!

Five minutes, kid.

Se we tracked him down to his house. And you know what he did?

Fat Jew! Jew bitch!

- Oh, thank you, Eric. - Thank you. Big-nosed kike!

Be a shame if we had to track you down and you "shot yourself."

Your mom would not be better off if you were dead, Thomas.

and you get into trouble if you try and stop me. Care for a Scotch?

It's okay, Eric. We understand your illness, m'kay?

Asshole, shit, shit, pussy

But now it's gotten really bad.

Can I watch TV: No. From M&ma's hotel scene

I will say horrible things on the air.

So then you apologize for what you said before?

Oh no, it's Chris Hansen!

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

Asshole! Pussy asshole!

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw!

Fun? This really isn't all that fun.