Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ass! Piss in the ass!

Livingn with Tourette's: The Eric Cartman Story.

Our son is a good kid.

Cockbutt! Stupid shit!

I won't let you do it, Cartman.

"Le Petit Tourette"

Well Cartman has some mental disease called Tourette's Syndrome or something.

hang out with you sometime? Like, do your laundry maybe?

Excuse me, everyone. I need to have a moment alone

Bearglove Spray (1998)

Wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa.

Puh- pussy! Pussy! Cock! Shit!

south park queef splooge, balls, bloody vaginal belch

You aren't gonna get away with this, you stupid asshole!

It's not a game, you derelict. And this isn't Scotch! It's apple juice.

Ahhh I hate you but

You see? These kids can't control their actions.

Don't worry, young man.

You are not going to go on national television

Kyle, watch your language!

My cousin and I touched weiners

No. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

What are you doing here?

You're Watching South Park On Max

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Yeah. Piss out your ass right onto Kyle's mom's fat fucking Jew face!

I've got a golden ticket...

I don't get what you mean by that, Kyle.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

and he appears to be honestly remorseful

Big Ring Slammer. Comes with posable neck-smash grip.

We almost caught this pedophile,

If I could say "titty sprinkles" on national television,