Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wait a minute Oh god, there’s commercials

But this Saturday, I will actually say anything I want on national television.

Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

- Chris Hansen! - Dateline?

This is the kind of intolerance you teach

And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

But now we're switching our focus from pedophiles to Tourette's syndrome.

Go ahead and take a seat. Take a seat right over there.

You must really care about me. See you, Kyle!

Hey Sarah, dumb bitch! Oh, sorry.

If we apply what we've just learned, we see that all negatives can--

All right kids, let's just try to focus on learning, okay?

Yes. It's all finally come to fruition. The final cog in my master plan.

Before I just blurted out cool stuff about Jews being lame and stuff.

on the bus, at the dinner table.

You're the one who's getting fancy with the bearglove!

Dude, that mom is cool.

- Tourette's Syndrome? - It's a neurological disorder.

I fantasize about kissing Patty Nelson!

If I could call Chris Hansen an asshole-licking dickfart to his face,

and people wlll call it brilliant television.

If he goes on TV, more people will think

Chris Hansen? Oh no, it's a setup. I knew it!

It all started when I received this touchng letter

Oh, good morning, Principal Victoria.