Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now give her back so I can take her home to my rat-infested house.
Where's Maggie?
You're even more beautiful than I remembered.
Are you sure you don't want me to do it? Because I can do it!
A secret message this awkwardly worded is always an anagram.
See you in heaven !
"Regally, the rock gem is Lisa."
(ALL SCREAMING)
One question remains.
Were you listening at all?
(CHUCKLES) I am so staying up past my bedtime.
A solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding in a restaurant.
oh you think that's being fair do ya? you think the phone bill tastes like telstra do ya? well i'll show ya! (phone bill rips) (cable pulls) now i'm zonked with electricity.
- How do you feel about kneeling? - Can't get enough.
Professor Frink, help me figure this out!
(MOTHER SUPERIOR READING)
(GIBBERS)
- Tell me all you know about the gem. - Never!
Just set it to massage.
[gurgles]
Why would you leave such a beautiful baby on our doorstep?
I'd be obliged to you if you'd help me puzzle out
So many rings.
It all adds up. I am the gem that will bring world peace.
(MUSIC PLA YING ON TV)
Heart and Soul!
That's my eyeball on the dollar bill. That's also my pyramid.
i'm very old and wrinkled aren't i dear? yes raelene and you've got boingkids.
Well, more of a Curious George.
Well, next week's nine months after the prom.
the blood pressure in Marge's eyeballs, leading to what we call
Come on, man! That's the fifth call you've missed today!
Then why do I give you all the albino holidays off? Hmm? Hmm?
comes from the bell in the Springfield bell tower!
Oh, a doubting Thomas, are you?
(READING IN LATIN)