Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Saw a free play.
Besides, who's using who?
Yes.
Oh my God!
I'm her escort for the evening.
Is his name Bobo?
Yeah, I think pretty much every guy here is.
Can I touch you?
I think you're nuts to want to be a male escort.
I'm gonna give you a shot.
Good morning, dear friend.
Uh-huh.
What the hell is this, a ferret?
And you know, he barely moves.
Yeah, tell me about it.
I gotta tell you though, the John I'm with is a total nightmare.
No, he's the man who invented mustard.
Please, not my face.
All right, run along.
There's no such thing as easy money in this world.
Hey, you're an escort too, huh?