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Well, you know, uh, I'm sorry if I seem just a tad remiss in my duties, but I gotta tell you, your excessive age knocked my ass out of whack there.
Now face north, think about direction, wonder why you have it now Stand in the place where you were, now face west Think about the place where you live, wonder why you have it now Stand in the place where you live, now face north Think about direction, wonder why you have it now Stand in the place where you were, now face west
Oh, it turned me on.
What?
My favorite record of all time!
Unlike the shallowness of spending an evening with a gorgeous, empty-headed, centerfold type.
Gus, that's the difference between you and me.
That's no robot.
Boy, I made some quick cash.
No, I'm talking about this rancid salami.
A service you obviously haven't been able to provide.
Let's book.
Well, he ain't pretty no more.
Cool.
A real man knows when to quit.
Excuse me, my lovely date seems to be requesting my presence.
Yeah, I get to know what you mean.
You know, kid, this whole thing is starting to nauseate me.
You got that bike chain grease all over my evening gown.
I'll have to remember that.
No, not at all.
You know, whoever designed this coat really had their finger on the pulse of the working man.
The idea just popped into my head this morning while I was lacing up my underwear.
My pleasure.
Sometimes she likes me to be Chuck Connors.
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