Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-A toilet. -What is wrong with you, Andrew?

-What are you doing? -Oh, my God!

-He's a petite, but he'll talk to anyone. -Oh, no.

Well, I was waiting for him to apologize, and then he died of a heroin overdose.

but do you wanna, like, go to the dance with me?

[laughing] That is a great question, Nick.

Oh, Elliot, I love it when you talk about broken institutions.

Let's just stop talking about the dance

-Whoa, what's wrong? -Uh...

-"Curbing"? -Yeah, that makes sense.

So, Susan, um, what's it like

-Shall I play you out? -Yeah, that'd be nice.

Of course, 'cause when you do kiss a girl, to make it official...

I'm saying, having a pretty girl on your arm

♪ Talkin' about a furry triangle ♪

Yeah, well, Olivia's pretty much the hottest girl in school,

I literally never gave a shit about this from the beginning, so--

So should I pay for my ticket in ancient Sumerian silver?

Yeah! I mean, that's, you know... pff-fft! That's a little harsh,

Maybe vagina is, like, slang.

You're like a troll doll who's figured out his hair.

-Why are you being so mean to me? -What are you talking about?

-Don't look. -Of course. I'm not looking at all.

Yeah, it sucks. Porzingis is awesome, though, right?

Yeah. I never did get that apology.

-Thank you...? -You're welcome...?

Yeah, it's like one person playing cards at you.

That's right, I balled a white woman back when it really meant something.

Describes exactly what it is, you know what I mean?

-Mm-hmm. -engorged nipples.

[wheezing] I got a card stuck in my windpipe.

This girl asked me to slow dance, and I got all tingly and lightheaded.

Just picture your dad's associate Susan.

-Why do you keep looking over at Andrew? -I'm not looking at Andrew,

- ♪ Jai ho! ♪ -[grunts]

-and also fishing. -That's great.

-Good evening, Jessica. -You psyched for your "big date"?

What's going on? I thought Andrew was staying over all weekend.

I bet you're all, like, completely distracted by the big dance,

Let's go to the bathroom and climax into that thin toilet paper.

Oh, my God, do you think Nick saw me jerking off?