Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm saying, having a pretty girl on your arm

Yeah. I never did get that apology.

- ♪ Jai ho! ♪ -[grunts]

-He's a petite, but he'll talk to anyone. -Oh, no.

-Good evening, Jessica. -You psyched for your "big date"?

So should I pay for my ticket in ancient Sumerian silver?

Of course, 'cause when you do kiss a girl, to make it official...

Yeah, it's like one person playing cards at you.

-Why do you keep looking over at Andrew? -I'm not looking at Andrew,

I bet you're all, like, completely distracted by the big dance,

[laughing] That is a great question, Nick.

but do you wanna, like, go to the dance with me?

-Mm-hmm. -engorged nipples.

Oh, Elliot, I love it when you talk about broken institutions.

-Whoa, what's wrong? -Uh...

-Thank you...? -You're welcome...?

Let's go to the bathroom and climax into that thin toilet paper.

I literally never gave a shit about this from the beginning, so--

So, Susan, um, what's it like

-What are you doing? -Oh, my God!

What's going on? I thought Andrew was staying over all weekend.

Well, I was waiting for him to apologize, and then he died of a heroin overdose.

-Shall I play you out? -Yeah, that'd be nice.

-A toilet. -What is wrong with you, Andrew?

-and also fishing. -That's great.

Yeah, it sucks. Porzingis is awesome, though, right?

♪ Talkin' about a furry triangle ♪

-Don't look. -Of course. I'm not looking at all.

You're like a troll doll who's figured out his hair.

Oh, my God, do you think Nick saw me jerking off?

Describes exactly what it is, you know what I mean?

Yeah, well, Olivia's pretty much the hottest girl in school,

This girl asked me to slow dance, and I got all tingly and lightheaded.

Maybe vagina is, like, slang.

-Why are you being so mean to me? -What are you talking about?

Let's just stop talking about the dance

Yeah! I mean, that's, you know... pff-fft! That's a little harsh,

Just picture your dad's associate Susan.

-"Curbing"? -Yeah, that makes sense.

That's right, I balled a white woman back when it really meant something.

[wheezing] I got a card stuck in my windpipe.