Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is Don the one who only got house arrest for insider trading?

You know, sometimes, it feels like you're the only one I can turn to.

-What? -I said,

Sounds like he fingered her.

-and honestly, it was too much for me-- -Okay.

then travel down the Fallopian tube.

I know, but I want to say it so bad.

I mean, there's a reason they called him "The Bird."

-Mom! -And you may, like me,

Last night, when he was changing...

Andrew, did you know that Duke Ellington died in this house?

Holy shit, Olivia's hot.

You can tell us anything.

Susan actually came to the summer outing,

-Oh, I could eat you alive. -Can you not do this in front of Andrew?

and it still doesn't necessarily mean he's a homosexual.

What is that, Wi-Fi? They gave you the Wi-Fi password.

-Oh, yeah. -[Elliot] Mm-hmm.

I love magic! It's like juggling, but it's definitely more confrontational,

From the corner! Swish-hh!

I was with some men who were very well-endowed,

Okay, we're going up now. Goodbye.

Oh-- who? I thought we were going to this dance, like, together.

Thank you, I think?

-Hey. -How's it going?

-Ew, that's gross. -Yeah, exactly.

If you don't get out of here right now,

Fight, fight! Worldstar!

we're gonna "Jackson Pollack" all over your pants.

-Nick is right there, sir. -And?

You're a perfectly normal gross little dirtbag.

and she said that I was really sprouting into a fine young man.

[mutters] Oh, my God, I'm losing my mind.

Yeah. The system is so broken.