Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[Andrew] Oh, Susan. -[Hormone Monster] Mmm...

Now let's watch McConaughey bang two meth heads at a rodeo,

Just be prepared for some super-intellectual conversation.

Dance? Cute. Yeah.

Nick the Trick. [laughs]

-Damn it, Missy! -If it's any consolation,

Hello! Nick's going to talk to the eighth graders.

Totally. Uh... have a nice rest of your weekend.

and for girls we're just a yarn ball of aching tubes?

You guys are the fucking worst!

I got a great memory.

Oh, hey, Olivia. You want to get a drink or something?

Oh, actually, just for tonight could you refer to me as "Nanshe"?

We're not actually butt buddies anymore.

-[screams] Shut up, Matthew! -Come on, come on, come on!

But Jay's been bragging that he's gonna get fingered at the dance.

We can just-- so we can start now, 'cause I know how to do it.

That's why we gotta get to the bathroom, sweetheart.

It was something to behold.

What a little clock-tease.

What the hell, man?

[screeching] ♪ Lady in red ♪

It's not like you're my girlfriend or something.

-She knew what she was doing. -Yeah, she did.

-Mom, loosen your grip. -I want to put you back up inside.

So, like, you've got an opening? I'd love to throw my butt in the ring.

- I knocked the wind out of my balls. -Ugh!

-So, what's the problem? -Duke, I saw Andrew's penis,

-Oh, hi, Missy. -Hey, Andrew.

How come in all these videos

Sweetheart, Andrew's started to become a man.

-So what'd you do? -I went out

Why would Nick push me? Why is he being so weird?

-I think I'm not gonna go. -Oh, please. Yes, you are.