Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and just focus on the fundamentals of basketball.

Okay, first of all, I think he's got that wrong.

I'm trapped between two realms. [laughing]

[growls] and dance with a girl!

and my friend Don Kinney, he had this great big sausage

"Puberty fairy"? I'm the Hormone Monster.

You've been mean to me all week. What did I do?

[voice] Did someone say "vagina"?

What a fantastic best friend. The kid's dynamite.

I'm not gonna ask a girl. I don't need that kind of rejection.

It's not that, it's Andrew's...

[snorts] Teachers at this school, you know, they never wanna hang out.

Um, actually, sweets and fats are at the top of the food chain.

-My pants are in the toilet. -Oh, man. [chuckles]

it turns out that I have family stuff this weekend.

♪ Talkin' about a furry triangle, yeah ♪

[sobs] Mine just made me jizz in my nice pants.

you think you need to know something, Andrew, shut your face!

When I was an undergraduate-- your mother knows this story--

I knocked the wind outta my balls.

♪ Passin', dribblin', bouncin', jigglin' ♪

-You smell like fresh-buttered baby. -Give me a whiff.

["Lady In Red" playing]

Now give me the banana.

-He has. -Thicker eyebrows...

I kinda thought we were going to the dance as a group.

Okay. Well, good night.

-I'll see you at school on Monday? -Yeah.

Happy to help, little big guy.

and, good Lord, I felt inferior.

[music playing]

Is this your card?

Wheels up in 30 seconds.

Here we go, Nick.

[Matthew] Exclusive-- "Laurel and Farty" are about to fight.

-Your father's penis is my glass slipper. -And you're my Cinderella.

Not only did she prepare a fantastic meal