Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The teachers look poor. What the fuck is going on?

The uterus is the center of female reproductive activity...

The Cotton Club, 1938.

-Hey, Mr. DJ, you take requests? -No, I do not.

never have a very big penis.

-you do get equal pay. -Your dad's a scumbag DUI attorney.

I told you I shouldn't do it in his room.

Who cares? Nick's a baby.

And mine isn't, and I don't know if it ever will be.

Jesus, it tastes like condom.

[Diane chuckles]

I don't want to hear "I told you so."

-It got pretty ugly. -What happened? Did you guys make up?

[grunts] to be in human resources?

And you really want to get your tongue underneath hers, too.

-Oh, my God... -I'll take notes for you, Andrew.

Play it cool. You've got the chops.

[thinking] What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?

-I think tonight's gonna be pretty... hot! -[girls scream]

Am I a lucky guy or what?

-Uh, good. -Oh, okay.

[Andrew] Oh, yeah. For a seven-footer, he's got an amazing shot.

My dad says when you take into account maternity leave,

[grunting] No, can't slow it down, can't slow it down.

♪ Big dicks! ♪

♪ Big dicks on the loose ♪

-But Nick looks really upset-- -Fucking forget about that little Pikachu

So, what's the deal after this thing? You guys wanna go get drinks?

But it's worth it.

Come on, let's swim to that giant brown rock.

Who wants to watch me grab rim?

"Fallopian." What a savory word.